Originally Posted by Joe2

the VERY FIRST NIGHT i brought my Z home, parked it in my spot, came out the next morning to go to work and there's a huge wad of spit right in the middle of the hood.

three weeks later i go to a nice restaurant, park right in front, come out after we're done and there's about 10 loogies all over the right front fender/hood like someone was out there repeatedly spitting on it.

then a few months later i'm DRIVING IN IT, stopped at a light guys next to me in a pos VW rabbit or something spit on it from inside his car. i thought he was just spitting out his window but i pulled over after the light changed and sure enough, spit right by the side Z emblem.

THEN EARLIER TONIGHT, i go to an electronics store, park where there aren't many other cars for fear of the door ding. I come out to my car and my friend goes "look, there's bird crap all over the hood and roof." the only thing is that there wasn't anywhere for birds to be perched above my car. no tree, no wires, no nothing. SOME ASSMONKEY put ice cream or milk or something in little globs all over my hood, on the passenger side door, by the door handle, on the roof and on the windshield.


WHAT THE F--K F---IN F---S WHY DO THEY KEEP F---ING WITH MY CAR