Vote Now !!!! Beat The Mini!!
Originally Posted by led
hey, I was reading the posts on the vote at cars.com and I saw this:
It sounded like you guys were talking trash against the Z people. I was searching for your forum to see how much crap you guys were talking but it turns out that your community is actually pretty cool. I guess it was just a zealous mini owner who posted that at cars.com.
We haven't called out the mini comminity and nobody is really dissing the cooper.
Read through this thread. YOu'll see that we don't have anything against you guys.
It sounded like you guys were talking trash against the Z people. I was searching for your forum to see how much crap you guys were talking but it turns out that your community is actually pretty cool. I guess it was just a zealous mini owner who posted that at cars.com.
We haven't called out the mini comminity and nobody is really dissing the cooper.
Read through this thread. YOu'll see that we don't have anything against you guys.
Hahaha. Well if you have to use a crutch to pick up ladies than apparently you are having to make up for somethin else... Just my opinon. Not to mention the type of women that are gold diggers. I personally drive around in a beat up pickup truck. Haven't had a problem with the ladies.
Originally Posted by MINI COOPER
Hahaha. Well if you have to use a crutch to pick up ladies than apparently you are having to make up for somethin else... Just my opinon. Not to mention the type of women that are gold diggers. I personally drive around in a beat up pickup truck. Haven't had a problem with the ladies.
you live in NC, they take pickups to their own weddings ....
Originally Posted by MINI COOPER
Well if you must make up for lack of masculinity by buying a "pantey magnet" (qouating Borat) then I suppose I understand....

lol...just like the guys who say size doesnt matter
Are you guys serious? In all the pages of the vote thread on the MINI site there has not been one insult given to the 350Z. What gives you the right to? Some of you are acting like a bunch of fukin 2 year olds. Owning a MINI does not make you gay or mean you can't get girls. What it seams like is some of you are getting defensive because a MINI with ***** is coming here and the only thing you can do is make highschool remarks like you have. I would be pretty embarrassed if I were you right now. Honestly, grow up.
Originally Posted by ceddyluv82
a MINI with *****.
Oxymoron
From Wikipedia
An oxymoron (plural oxymorons or, more rarely, oxymora) (noun) is a figure of speech that combines two normally contradictory terms. Oxymoron is a Greek term derived from oxy ("sharp") and moros ("dull"). In Japan they say "sharp-dull" The meaning is "that which is sharp and dull," thereby designating and also exhibiting an opposition between two adjectives which serve as predicates for one subject.[citation needed] Thus the word oxymoron is itself an oxymoron.
Oxymorons are a proper subset of the expressions called contradictions in terms. What distinguishes oxymora from other paradoxes and contradictions is that they are used intentionally, for rhetorical effect, and the contradiction is only apparent, as the combination of terms provides a novel expression of some concept, such as "cruel to be kind".[citation needed]
The most common form of oxymoron involves an adjective–noun combination. For example, the following line from Tennyson's Idylls of the King contains two oxymora:
"And faith unfaithful kept him falsely true"
Oxymorons can also be wooden irons in that they are in violation of the Principle of contradiction which asserts that nothing can be thought if it contains contradictory characteristics, predicates, attributes, or qualities.[citation needed]
[edit] Deliberate use of oxymorons
"So foul and fair a day I have not seen!" William Shakespeare, Macbeth, Act I, Scene III
"O miserable abundance, O beggarly riches!" John Donne, "Devotions on Emergent Occasions"
"I do here make humbly bold to present them with a short account of themselves... " Jonathan Swift
"The bookful blockhead, ignorantly read, / With loads of learned lumber in his head..." Alexander Pope
"He was now sufficiently composed to order a funeral of modest magnificence..." Samuel Johnson
"O anything of nothing first create! / O heavy lightness, serious vanity! / Misshapen chaos of well-seeming forms! / Feather of lead, bright smoke, cold fire, sick health!" William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act 1, Scene 1 [1]
[edit] Popular oxymorons
In popular usage, the term oxymoron is sometimes used more loosely, in the sense of a simple contradiction in terms. Often, it is then applied to expressions which, unlike real oxymora, are used in full earnest and without any sense of paradox by many speakers in everyday language.[citation needed]
Calling such an expression an oxymoron is sometimes done in order to disparage its use, by drawing attention to a perceived inherent contradiction and thus claiming it to be nonsensical. Often this kind of argument is used in domains of political or ideological dispute, or in order to criticize a perceived nonsensical use of technical terms by lay people who fail to understand their true meanings. Examples of expressions that are used without a sense of paradox by some but have been claimed to be "oxymorons" in this sense by critics (or by comedian George Carlin) include:[citation needed]
"with all deliberate speed" (i.e. "go quickly slowly")
anecdotal evidence
Larger half
Theological Explanation
deafening silence
Jumbo shrimp
Ph.D. in Nursing
Sometimes, the labelling of an otherwise non-paradox expression as a perceived oxymoron is made on the basis of substituting an alternative, non-intended meaning for the meaning normally intended in the context of the expression in question. For instance, in the expression Civil war, the term civil is normally intended to mean "between citizens of the same state". In this sense, the expression is neither paradox nor self-contradictory. However, if one forcibly construes civil in the sense of 'non-military' or 'reasonable and polite', the expression may become a perceived contradiction in terms (as per satirist Richard Armour in It All Started with Columbus, who said the American Civil War was fought politely). Such designations of alleged oxymora are often made with a humorous purpose.[citation needed]
A more subtle rhetorical manoeuvre in designating an expression XY as an "oxymoron", often used for either humorous or polemical purposes, is to pick out a perceived or alleged property of objects of type Y, re-construe that property as if it were a defining criterion of Y, and then demonstrate that it is contradicted by X. For instance, if one were to claim that "honest Politician" was an oxymoron, this would imply the claim that Politicians, by definition, are dishonest. Other expressions which have been designated oxymora in such a fashion include: Microsoft Works, corporate ethics and military intelligence.[citation needed]
Both the above strategies can, unfortunately, be seen combined in an example like "military intelligence". First, the term "intelligence" is re-construed as meaning not "information gathering" but "intellectual power"; then it is implied that militaristic people are, by definition, not intelligent.[citation needed]
From Wikipedia
An oxymoron (plural oxymorons or, more rarely, oxymora) (noun) is a figure of speech that combines two normally contradictory terms. Oxymoron is a Greek term derived from oxy ("sharp") and moros ("dull"). In Japan they say "sharp-dull" The meaning is "that which is sharp and dull," thereby designating and also exhibiting an opposition between two adjectives which serve as predicates for one subject.[citation needed] Thus the word oxymoron is itself an oxymoron.
Oxymorons are a proper subset of the expressions called contradictions in terms. What distinguishes oxymora from other paradoxes and contradictions is that they are used intentionally, for rhetorical effect, and the contradiction is only apparent, as the combination of terms provides a novel expression of some concept, such as "cruel to be kind".[citation needed]
The most common form of oxymoron involves an adjective–noun combination. For example, the following line from Tennyson's Idylls of the King contains two oxymora:
"And faith unfaithful kept him falsely true"
Oxymorons can also be wooden irons in that they are in violation of the Principle of contradiction which asserts that nothing can be thought if it contains contradictory characteristics, predicates, attributes, or qualities.[citation needed]
[edit] Deliberate use of oxymorons
"So foul and fair a day I have not seen!" William Shakespeare, Macbeth, Act I, Scene III
"O miserable abundance, O beggarly riches!" John Donne, "Devotions on Emergent Occasions"
"I do here make humbly bold to present them with a short account of themselves... " Jonathan Swift
"The bookful blockhead, ignorantly read, / With loads of learned lumber in his head..." Alexander Pope
"He was now sufficiently composed to order a funeral of modest magnificence..." Samuel Johnson
"O anything of nothing first create! / O heavy lightness, serious vanity! / Misshapen chaos of well-seeming forms! / Feather of lead, bright smoke, cold fire, sick health!" William Shakespeare, Romeo and Juliet, Act 1, Scene 1 [1]
[edit] Popular oxymorons
In popular usage, the term oxymoron is sometimes used more loosely, in the sense of a simple contradiction in terms. Often, it is then applied to expressions which, unlike real oxymora, are used in full earnest and without any sense of paradox by many speakers in everyday language.[citation needed]
Calling such an expression an oxymoron is sometimes done in order to disparage its use, by drawing attention to a perceived inherent contradiction and thus claiming it to be nonsensical. Often this kind of argument is used in domains of political or ideological dispute, or in order to criticize a perceived nonsensical use of technical terms by lay people who fail to understand their true meanings. Examples of expressions that are used without a sense of paradox by some but have been claimed to be "oxymorons" in this sense by critics (or by comedian George Carlin) include:[citation needed]
"with all deliberate speed" (i.e. "go quickly slowly")
anecdotal evidence
Larger half
Theological Explanation
deafening silence
Jumbo shrimp
Ph.D. in Nursing
Sometimes, the labelling of an otherwise non-paradox expression as a perceived oxymoron is made on the basis of substituting an alternative, non-intended meaning for the meaning normally intended in the context of the expression in question. For instance, in the expression Civil war, the term civil is normally intended to mean "between citizens of the same state". In this sense, the expression is neither paradox nor self-contradictory. However, if one forcibly construes civil in the sense of 'non-military' or 'reasonable and polite', the expression may become a perceived contradiction in terms (as per satirist Richard Armour in It All Started with Columbus, who said the American Civil War was fought politely). Such designations of alleged oxymora are often made with a humorous purpose.[citation needed]
A more subtle rhetorical manoeuvre in designating an expression XY as an "oxymoron", often used for either humorous or polemical purposes, is to pick out a perceived or alleged property of objects of type Y, re-construe that property as if it were a defining criterion of Y, and then demonstrate that it is contradicted by X. For instance, if one were to claim that "honest Politician" was an oxymoron, this would imply the claim that Politicians, by definition, are dishonest. Other expressions which have been designated oxymora in such a fashion include: Microsoft Works, corporate ethics and military intelligence.[citation needed]
Both the above strategies can, unfortunately, be seen combined in an example like "military intelligence". First, the term "intelligence" is re-construed as meaning not "information gathering" but "intellectual power"; then it is implied that militaristic people are, by definition, not intelligent.[citation needed]
Yep, we could have been more cordial. But they didn't exactly send over their best rep either. At least no one flamed his girlfriend and I think that has to be one of the first miracles ever to happen on this site. Now that is respect.
Wow you guys out west sure do a lot of talking. But where I am from comments and what not like that are not taken lightly. I am a very restrained person and it takes a good bit to get me upset. However I have yet to see any one come forth, including the guy with the clean twin turbo 350Z to accept this challenge.
But I mean if you guys are really intersted in which car performs better then why are you just simply putting a vote on it? Why not get off your couch and computer and actually do a little testing?
But I mean if you guys are really intersted in which car performs better then why are you just simply putting a vote on it? Why not get off your couch and computer and actually do a little testing?



