Hang in there wren
...we're all with you.

If laughter is the best medicine, then you'll be better soon and I'll never get sick!

On another note, look at the shape of the seat, it could be how it is bolstered. Try sitting further back in the seat and a more cautious ingress and egress. I think that part of the seat is actually called the "bite". So, I guess, put your butt in the "bite" and see if "proper" seating position helps any.

Also, experiment with the angle of the seat bottom. It took me a while to find the angle that is the most comfortable. Anyway, you must have a set to post a thread like this. I respect that. It is just me or is anyone reminded of the song by the Geto Boys? (If you're a fan, you'll know the song.)

 

Man, that even hurts to read about.......

WayneTN

 

Right on...

 

just wanna keep everyone updated, and bump the thread for some guys that haven't seen it to get a laugh or two...

I moved the seat closer and got leather which is a bit softer. I do feel a bit restricted while sitting in it, but thats ok. I had considered getting a JDM passenger seat to make my driver seat (so the handle would be on the correct side), but decided it wasn't worth it. The ***** are doing fine, but now my knees occasionally hit the door/tranny tunnel- oh well, small price to pay for comfy *****.

 

COLD SHOWER will make those things hide right away :P

 

glad to hear.

I suppose you should just get some of those pads that will be on the 04s soon for your knees.

 

First time I've read this, and dang, I'm sorry for ya! BTW, my brother went for years with elephantitis (sp?) of the *******, which never really caused any problems since he never drove M/T. The only "problem" was all the attention he got from girls at his co-ed dorm in college. Soon thereafter, however, the military finally found out about it, and sent him to the doctor. I would guess that if it's that situation, the constant shifting of legs while driving M/T might make you inadvertently pinch some folds of scrotal skin. So, yeah, check it out with the doc, and let us know what's going on.

 

Its because you go "***** to the wall" Fast. Sorry I just had to. I read your warning but you were asking for it. Anyway good luck with your "problem" but if I were you I would design a driving cup and then just go to town on that shifter without compromizing the comfort of your members. By the way I think this whole thread is hallarious. Almost as funny as Victory1 and the pics of his puff Daddy seats in the Gallery section threads.
Good luck with your sagging *****.

 

"Perhaps you just don't have the ***** to drive a Z".


But seriously, I have to adjust mine from between my legs to the front while engaging in "spirited driving". I have tried all the different types of underwear and nothing helps. Sometimes you just have to adjust them.

 

buying a nissan 350z=30grand
insurance yearly= 2 grand
reading about low hanging ***** that hurt on my350z=priceless

 

A good pounding never hurt anything

 

Holy crap, after reading this thread, my junk kinda hurts too.

 

I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!! I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!!!
--Best Seinfeld EVER!!!!!

 

about the cold shower....I'm assuming everyone knows why ***** shrivel up when they encounter breezes from the north?

 

wow..

well..

couple things..

#1 - maybe they are just soar in genearl from all the play you get from driving a z? (j/k i havent gotten **** for driving my z.. haha)

#2 - pre-drive gun cleaning? like in something about mary... empty them out so they arent as weighed down?

#3 - (serious now) - when getting in the car do what i do... hold them in your hand and lift UP and AWAY from your body.. after you sit drop them into place (i usually put my cell phone on vibrate below them so I know when my phone is ringing)

#4 - Maybe you gave your self a hernia some how and you just notice it when driving because your legs / harms are active?


Keep us posted on the condition of your *****...

 

well.....IF your Marbles are as BIG as Billard *****....Then you can have one of them removed, you'll still be action jackson in the sack.....the other ones just a spare...and plenty of Z's run around without a spare.

Only one thing negative

You may not be able to shoot the ceiling with that kind of fire power cut in half.....Ya know when performing your daily target practice.

good luck.... I need to show this thread to my GF so she knows im not the only guy out there that has to REsituate the boys when taking them on a trip.

 

This board has more helpful info then any in the world. Unfortuntely, you come with it and I can't believe the volume of replies. I have fairly big plumbing, but it has not been an issues.

Only on this board could your comments get some much attention.

 

...everyone took all the good jokes..


good luck wren57.

 

Tell me about it...all further opportunity to add additional nutty comments has been sacked

--D.J.

 

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