Promised delivery dates
08-16-2002, 05:52 AM
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Promised delivery dates
A little rhyme, to lighten up.
Count the times, the gullible did state,
My car's almost here, I now have a date.
Don't flame me my friends, cause I'm on a high,
Besides, we all know that Dealers don't lie.
It it doesn't get here, I'll hit the Coors,
And pray that I get mine, before you get yours.
Silverstone Touring 6sp.
Count the times, the gullible did state,
My car's almost here, I now have a date.
Don't flame me my friends, cause I'm on a high,
Besides, we all know that Dealers don't lie.
It it doesn't get here, I'll hit the Coors,
And pray that I get mine, before you get yours.
Silverstone Touring 6sp.
08-16-2002, 06:07 AM
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poem number 2
I'm tired on driving my Chrysler, its no fun for me,
Where the hell is that truck, that has my Chrome Silver Z?
I've been very patient, that should be plain to see,
never worried about a G35, like others and even JmanZ.
I don't need to buy custom rims, or shop from a NISMO book,
cause nothin will equal the JMACK Z look
Where the hell is that truck, that has my Chrome Silver Z?
I've been very patient, that should be plain to see,
never worried about a G35, like others and even JmanZ.
I don't need to buy custom rims, or shop from a NISMO book,
cause nothin will equal the JMACK Z look
08-16-2002, 07:25 AM
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"It's normal, this thing, that you're going through.
You're about to turn forty - so do what you must do"
That's what she said, when I mentioned the Z
My desire to own one, and buy something special for me.
I loved the support, from this dear wife of mine
And so I placed my deposit, and started biding my time
Now I spend my nights typing, glued to the screen.
Posting things that are funny, and others that are mean.
I eat only when hungry, not three squares day.
I sleep when the beers have all been 'put away'
And now the tunes changed, as the months have went by.
I'm no longer the same person, the same lovable guy.
"It's not normal, this thing, that you're going through.
You're about to turn forty, and grow up you must do!
You're ignoring your friends, your family, and me
And all this for some strange love of a "Z"?"
Well honey, I hear ya - but not sure what to say.
It's a rollercoaster I'm on - can't jump off, not today.
But two months from now, back to normal I'll be.
Please hang in there with me, while I wait for my Z.
You're about to turn forty - so do what you must do"
That's what she said, when I mentioned the Z
My desire to own one, and buy something special for me.
I loved the support, from this dear wife of mine
And so I placed my deposit, and started biding my time
Now I spend my nights typing, glued to the screen.
Posting things that are funny, and others that are mean.
I eat only when hungry, not three squares day.
I sleep when the beers have all been 'put away'
And now the tunes changed, as the months have went by.
I'm no longer the same person, the same lovable guy.
"It's not normal, this thing, that you're going through.
You're about to turn forty, and grow up you must do!
You're ignoring your friends, your family, and me
And all this for some strange love of a "Z"?"
Well honey, I hear ya - but not sure what to say.
It's a rollercoaster I'm on - can't jump off, not today.
But two months from now, back to normal I'll be.
Please hang in there with me, while I wait for my Z.
08-16-2002, 07:38 AM
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Scaf, you summed up my situation, exactly, to a tee.
It's the same in my my life (and my wife would agree).
I'm also near 40, and wanting some fun
Can't wait till the day I take the Z for a run!
-CZ
It's the same in my my life (and my wife would agree).
I'm also near 40, and wanting some fun
Can't wait till the day I take the Z for a run!
-CZ
08-16-2002, 08:09 AM
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My God have I fallen into a fantasy sleep
The B..S... around here is getting to deep
My Buds have gone crazy, they've all turned to prose
Think they might have something up their nose?
This waiting has driven us all a bit nuts
Can't believe I've been two months without the butts
We've read and discussed and collected it all
And most will never leave it parked at the mall
So here's to the members of this great site
If my Z's not here soon I'll need someone to BITE
The B..S... around here is getting to deep
My Buds have gone crazy, they've all turned to prose
Think they might have something up their nose?
This waiting has driven us all a bit nuts
Can't believe I've been two months without the butts
We've read and discussed and collected it all
And most will never leave it parked at the mall
So here's to the members of this great site
If my Z's not here soon I'll need someone to BITE
08-16-2002, 08:43 AM
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A long time ago, in days of yore,
I ordered a z, no way was a getting a fricken S4
I waited impatiently, to get info on my car,
Heard nothing from Nissan, my time would have been better spent in a bar
Days seemed like weeks, and weeks seemed like years,
Nissan must have thought we were cattle, cause they treated us like steers
But wait, Nissan said, come July 3rd all would be revealed,
Its true they told us the HP that day, but that was not enough for our psychic wounds to be healed
So July rolled past, the end of summer was near,
Still nothing about my beloved Z, which I so wanted to hear
But then August came and wondrously, magically,VINS did appear,
I began to hope, maybe, just maybe, I would get my car this year
Then the Zs started arriving, by ship from afar,
but alas, and alack, none were my car
But now my dealer has promised in October I get my Z,
He better be right, because if I have to wait much longer, it will be the death of me.
I ordered a z, no way was a getting a fricken S4
I waited impatiently, to get info on my car,
Heard nothing from Nissan, my time would have been better spent in a bar
Days seemed like weeks, and weeks seemed like years,
Nissan must have thought we were cattle, cause they treated us like steers
But wait, Nissan said, come July 3rd all would be revealed,
Its true they told us the HP that day, but that was not enough for our psychic wounds to be healed
So July rolled past, the end of summer was near,
Still nothing about my beloved Z, which I so wanted to hear
But then August came and wondrously, magically,VINS did appear,
I began to hope, maybe, just maybe, I would get my car this year
Then the Zs started arriving, by ship from afar,
but alas, and alack, none were my car
But now my dealer has promised in October I get my Z,
He better be right, because if I have to wait much longer, it will be the death of me.
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08-16-2002, 04:51 PM
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There once was a car from Osaka
who's engine was so strong it could rock-ya
I said with a grin
If I had a VIN
I'd be the happiest man on my block-a.
OK I don't know if it's really from Osaka but that's the only way it worked.
who's engine was so strong it could rock-ya
I said with a grin
If I had a VIN
I'd be the happiest man on my block-a.
OK I don't know if it's really from Osaka but that's the only way it worked.
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08-17-2002, 07:58 AM
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With Apologies to a famous author of children’s books.
One Z
Two Z
Red Z?
Blue Z?
Should I get one with a SlushBox?
How to fill the empty Nav Box?
Should I order stuff from NISMO?
Maybe some new-fangled gizmo?
What should my options be?
Extra airbags, add safety.
Was it March? I can’t remember.
Will my Z come by November?
Will I EVER get a VIN?
WHEN will my Z come in?
Yes, my dealer’s spiel is rote
“I know nothing”, is the quote.
ZISME struck a positive note,
We’ll know when it’s on the boat.
There’s one thing I know for sure.
All the colors will be pure.
I’ll just call my color - Sunset.
Because there’s no rhyme for orange yet.
Where o’ Where can my Z be?
Is the Plaintive cry of GEEZEE!
The Haiku was great!!
Two Z
Red Z?
Blue Z?
Should I get one with a SlushBox?
How to fill the empty Nav Box?
Should I order stuff from NISMO?
Maybe some new-fangled gizmo?
What should my options be?
Extra airbags, add safety.
Was it March? I can’t remember.
Will my Z come by November?
Will I EVER get a VIN?
WHEN will my Z come in?
Yes, my dealer’s spiel is rote
“I know nothing”, is the quote.
ZISME struck a positive note,
We’ll know when it’s on the boat.
There’s one thing I know for sure.
All the colors will be pure.
I’ll just call my color - Sunset.
Because there’s no rhyme for orange yet.
Where o’ Where can my Z be?
Is the Plaintive cry of GEEZEE!
The Haiku was great!!
08-17-2002, 09:26 AM
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You gentlemen are brilliant,
Yet you waste precious time
My dealer is a sycophant
I will stalk that dirty slime
He delayed my car, you see,
an unforgivable error
that will result in his hanging from a tree
while I drive away in someone else's Z!
P.S.- We should all be poets or something....
Yet you waste precious time
My dealer is a sycophant
I will stalk that dirty slime
He delayed my car, you see,
an unforgivable error
that will result in his hanging from a tree
while I drive away in someone else's Z!
P.S.- We should all be poets or something....
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