So I was cruising around Jacksonville and decide to hit up the beaches. As I was driving around a guy in a new Z06 corvette pulls up next to me. I yell to him nice ride and he says "I would say the same but it isn't american." I was pissed so I told him we should race. As we are headed to the "secret" spot a dude in a new GTR pulls up beside us. I am freaking out cause' this car is totally sick. I yell to him that I love his car. He says to me "To bad you'll only see the *** of it." I was pissed even more so I tell him to follow me and the chevy. As we are about 5 minutes from the spot another car pulls up beside me. It's a freaking Buggati Veyron. I almost pissed myself. He pulls up beside me and the thing sounds sick. I yell to him and tell him he is one lucky dude. He yells back "Yeah I am lucky...to have slept with your mother, your sister, and you grandma all at the same time and I made them kiss." I was totally pissed. So we pull up to the secret spot. We all get out and have this stare down until finally the guy with the GTR says he wants to make it interesting. He makes a call and within 15 minutes there are over 60 people there...all of them look rich and out of the 60 people there are like 45 super hot women all in bikinis. Out of nowhere the guy from Pinks pops up and says for this to be a true race we have to put money on it. Everyone agrees to put in 100 thousand dollars and then they look at me. I didn't know what to do. I was so pissed at these guys for talking **** and I really wanted to race them but I didn't have that kind of money. Lucky for me Daijiro Inada had heard about all the commotion and flew in last minute on his private jet. He approaches the group and tells the guy from pinks he would back me with the money I needed. With that everyone got in their cars. As I was ready for the race of my life Dai comes up to me and looks me dead in the eyes. "Remove the Traction Control." Then he walked away. I turned it off and we all lined up. A single tumbleweed rolled by as the hottest model took her place at the front to signal the start. "Ready," she said in a high pitched yell. I nodded as did all the others. She reached to the sky...."Set." Our engines roared and the Z sounded differently...it almost sounded alive. "Go," and as she yelled the dropped her hands. I dumped the clutch and took off. Within a millisecond I went to second...then third...then fourth. I looked over and I was in the lead....then the Veyron...then the GTR...then the Z06. As I hit fifth the outcome was starting to reveal itself. The GTR had lost it's steam as the Z06 edged past him. I saw the guy yell and hit the steering wheel. The Z06 guy smiled but I was steadily pulling away from him. My only real competition was the Veyron. It's W16 engine was roaring and literally shaking my whole car. As I hit sixth I looked at the speedo and was doing 140mph. The Veyron started inching it's way ahead...and I watched as the Veyron slowly took the lead. With only 300 yards to the finish I thought I was done for. Then a voice came to me. It was Yutaka Katayama...Mr. K himself. "Never give up...the Z will prevail." As he said this I felt a sudden surge in speed like I just introduced a 500 shot of nitrous. Everything blurred past as I sped past the Veryon and took the win at the last minute. I couldn't believe it. I had beat a Z06, a GTR, and a Bugattie Veyron and with only an estimated 245whp. As I pulled up to the winners circle everyone was clapping and hollering and I was presented with 300 thousand for my efforts. I was about to leave and then I stopped. I looked over at the losers. They were all just staring at me in disbelief. "Hey guys no hard feelings...it was the race of a lifetime. All of them just flipped me off and the GTR guy walked over to my car and took a **** on my hood. "Bad move boys.....never talk **** to me again," and as I said it their cars exploded and the rolling smoke and fire formed a Z in the sky. Luckily no one was injured and I rode off rich and with the hottest chick I had ever seen. That was the day I became a legend.

 

A Veyron? Whatever...

 

 

lol. bored are we?

 

Yeah but he forgot to tell us all these cars were racing in reverse, but the OP was going forward direction.

 

no

 

I'm bored too but got to the part about the Buggati driver comments and decided not to bother reading the rest.

Nice big fat paragraph though

But I'm sure it's all true because......

 

that was annoying

 

Oh c'mon guys...I just wrote it because I was bored and it is so ridiculous...why so serious.....lol

 

I guess I had Chad68 up until the Veyron cause' we all know how common the GTR is nowadays...lol...If he would have finished he would have seen how I dealt with it later.

 

Okay guys I have a confession...this story isn't true....I was actually racing on foot...and not in my car....there...I said it....