I think i'm going to print out about 50 "LEARN HOW TO PARK, A$$HOLE" tickets and keep them handy for those genetic defects that park so close. Put one on the windshield before you drive off.

 

here's a nice lil addition to the list. might be a little bit much but
through in a ball ping hammer. take it to their hood.


oopsy... damn weather we're havin...

 

After reading this thread I dont think it is wise to park next to any Z. I thought I cared about my Z but you guys are raising the bar!

 

What'da you mean man? It's pure and simple...


LANCE
Still got your Malibu?

VINCENT
You know what some ***ker did to it
the other day?

LANCE
What?

VINCENT
***kin' keyed it.

LANCE
Oh man, that's *****d up.

VINCENT
Tell me about it. I had the
goddaRn thing in storage three
years. It's out five ****kin' days
-- five days, and some d*ckless
piece of **** f**ks with it.

LANCE
They should be f**kin' killed. No
trial, no jury, straight to
execution.

As he cooks his hero in --

VINCENT
I just wish I caught 'em doin' it,
ya know? Oh man, I'd give anything
to catch 'em doin' it. It'a been
worth his doin' it, if I coulda
just caught 'em, you know what I
mean?

LANCE
It's chicken ****. You don't f**k
another man's vehicle.

 

I love the stories!!

A friend and I were out at a restaurant in his Z. We park, and immediately some woman parks next to him and BOOM...opens her door into the side of his Z. He goes over to look and sure enough there's a big ding. When confronted, the woman just said something like "So?" and walked away into the restaurant. I don't recall what kind of car she was driving, but it was a newer car, and nice looking. My friend found a run-over soda can in the parking lot....went to her driver side door, and scraped a huge Z in the side.

Then we left....but at least she had a momento to fondly recall what a ***** she had been!!


For protection...buy a couple big fenders from your local marine supply store...hey, they work great on my boat!! LOL

 

Mark of the Z!

 

when I read this it made me spit soda through my nose... that was very funny, If I recently took my car to get my true dual catback system installed on the Z, but when i left it sounded like there was something clanking under there, like it was loose or something, so I have to take it back in there on monday...... ON TOP OF THAT there is a few scruffy superficial scratched on the bumper that WERE NOT THERE BEFORE.... I don't think I could prove it that they did it at the shop.... but I will ask them if they think that it could have accidently happend .

 

Had some jerk do the same to one of my cars at the mall. I could see my cars paint on the edge of his door.

So I keyed the hole side of his. Next time maybe he'll be more careful.

 

ROFLMAO - LOVED the pic Hugo Keep up the good work !

 

nice find cyber Z! I might actually get some of those!!

 

we dont have any real white trash here in southern cali....us minorities took over

 

Yeah riooooght...

You ever been to Santee or Fall brook???

 

What about Chino? I've been watching the OC. Isn't that where its suppose to be like that?

 

Similar thing happened to me - twice!

Im parked in an end spot (a pretty big one, which is why I parked there) and I find a white POS honda accord next to me, like 6 inches from my car. So my next question is how the hell did they get out if they were so close?

The answer to follow - they just forced their way out. And by they, I mean I had TWO white door dings from both side doors. I was a little more than pissed.

They recieved complimentary speed-stripes from my Infiniti key. (now that I think of it, I should have etched the infiniti Mt. Fugi symbol into their hood!)


2nd story: A f*ckin Comcast truck parks right behind me, and to make sure my car is real and not a hologram, he parks close enough to etch into my bumper the first two holes ever from license plate screws.

So this time I got inventive. I busted out my 2 foot long mag light and put a few dents in the side of his door, with a note, "dont park by feel like an as*hole next time".

Oh well, will it ever end? Ive never hit anyone's door with mine to this day.

 

Good point ^ I have driven some less glamerous vehicles and I have never dinged anyone else's door either! I mean, is it that foreign a concept to not smash your **** into someone else's stuff? Honestly...

 

I have found that brake fluid does a wonderful job of destroying the paint on a car. I use it with a paintbrush. It is a time delay message that keeps on giving.

I have been known to retaliate in the biblical style. Not just an eye for an eye, but return damage tenfold. Ten eyes for an eye. Even if the morons car is a rolling wreck, you can still damage it in ways that hurt. Everyone needs their windshield and tires and headlights.

 

I was always a huge fan of introducing my boot to the person's side view mirrors.

 

Yeah, brake fluid is great for ruining paint, I use it to remove the paint when I'm working on model cars. I've never tried it on a real car, but it makes the paint on my plastic models peel off like skin!