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Old Sep 18, 2010 | 03:20 PM
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Old Sep 18, 2010 | 03:35 PM
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You are pretty weird indeed.
Old Sep 18, 2010 | 03:50 PM
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Lol, creep.
Old Sep 18, 2010 | 04:23 PM
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i'm scared of this guy now
Old Sep 18, 2010 | 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by pmab9918
I stuck my peener in the exhaust and came in the oil to try to have Z babies... did not work.
Old Sep 18, 2010 | 04:39 PM
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Just get a tattoo
Old Sep 18, 2010 | 05:23 PM
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A bonding ritual like this needs to go both ways.

You must also drink or shoot up some of the used oil drained from an oil change. This would would best if it's the car's first oil change so you get some of the VQ's shaved off metal inside you too.

Word on the street is that it works just like the movie avatar when they connect their biological "usb" with their birds.
Old Sep 18, 2010 | 05:41 PM
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Please. Do all of us a favor. Give your Z away and use the proceeds to get professional psychological help.
Old Sep 18, 2010 | 06:03 PM
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This thread screams WIN.
Old Sep 18, 2010 | 06:05 PM
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Okay...............
Old Sep 18, 2010 | 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by WTFMike
This thread screams TROLL.
Fixed
Old Sep 18, 2010 | 06:47 PM
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Switch to synthetic...

The bond lasts longer.


Old Sep 18, 2010 | 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by gregk88
I honestly don't know why everyone is acting the way they are? I find it very weird. Ive been looking up online to find any problems with it and so far nothing. I'm most likely going to be putting in a half shot glass of blood I haven't found something wrong with it so far so I might as well do it. This has been a idea of mine for a while now and i decided to pull the trigger when I had a dream about it last night. There is nothing better then sharing something like this with your car. Cars mean a lot to me this is how i express my self to my car. My blood is in if you guys really think about this maybe one day you will understand.
Damn, this **** had me rolling. Hah
Old Sep 18, 2010 | 07:28 PM
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Do it after having sex and the bond will be even stronger.
Old Sep 18, 2010 | 07:41 PM
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Lol I'm not going to do it after sex that's just stupid. I thought about it this whole day and I'm going to do it tomorrow because I don't have work. If I have any problems I will just change the oil but I did my research and everything looks good. It all seems that you guys might be drinking some haterade or something because I came up with a very unique idea that you guys couldn't come up with. I was thinking about how much I should put it and a half a glass shot should be good I would be happy with that. I was thinking about doing a couple of drops but I don't think I would feel a difference in the car. I'm also going to put another half a glass shot in my gas tank. I made a pledge to my self that every time I fill up a full gas tank I will also add in my blood so I won't be a fake guy and do it just once. My blood runs in my Z I'm very excited!!!!!!
Old Sep 18, 2010 | 07:57 PM
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^ ok now I think your going overboard.
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unsubsribing dude
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Originally Posted by gregk88
Lol I'm not going to do it after sex that's just stupid. I thought about it this whole day and I'm going to do it tomorrow because I don't have work. If I have any problems I will just change the oil but I did my research and everything looks good. It all seems that you guys might be drinking some haterade or something because I came up with a very unique idea that you guys couldn't come up with. I was thinking about how much I should put it and a half a glass shot should be good I would be happy with that. I was thinking about doing a couple of drops but I don't think I would feel a difference in the car. I'm also going to put another half a glass shot in my gas tank. I made a pledge to my self that every time I fill up a full gas tank I will also add in my blood so I won't be a fake guy and do it just once. My blood runs in my Z I'm very excited!!!!!!
whatever, you always gonna be a softcore until a part of the z is inside you.

your Z has your blood running through it, but do you feel it the same way you wish it to feel you?

drink the oil, i guarantee you're gonna "feel" it.
Old Sep 18, 2010 | 08:42 PM
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could you make a video of this ritual for us



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