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Old 09-18-2010, 12:55 PM
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Default Blood Bonding with My Z

Some of you may think of this is going to far but frankly I think nothing of it, a cool car bonding ritual, like blood brothers. If you can give me a scientific reason why not to do it let me know, ill listen, but otherwise I am going to do this.

I want to do a little bonding ritual with my car but thought I should ask those with more automobile knowledge than I since I am not familiar with the chemical make up of motor oil, gasoline or blood at high temperatures. Basically I want to do some bloodletting, infuse my car with some of my blood through the engine oil and gasoline so the car is symbolically infused with my blood. If there is blood in the motor oil or gasoline (say, oh, quarter of a small shot glass at most but probably just a few drops,) would this be detrimental to the engine? I would not think a bit of blood in the motor oil would be a big deal where as gasoline is much thinner would it be diluted or filtered out.
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Originally Posted by gregk88
If there is blood in the motor oil or gasoline (say, oh, quarter of a small shot glass at most but probably just a few drops,) would this be detrimental to the engine? I would not think a bit of blood in the motor oil would be a big deal where as gasoline is much thinner would it be diluted or filtered out.
None at all in fact there will be performance gains from this.
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Old 09-18-2010, 01:10 PM
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Do a before and after dyno....
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You can also blood bond with your car by modifying yourself (DIY) without wearing Mechanic's Gloves!!!

Go wrench on you car's engine, suspension, and exhaust without wearing mechanic's gloves and you will see how bloody your knuckles and hands can get with all the sharp edges on the car!
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Blood plus motor oil. I am not comfortable with this.
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Old 09-18-2010, 01:36 PM
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You're an idiot
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Old 09-18-2010, 01:55 PM
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can you write your forum name on your z so when i see it (most likely I will since im in glendale/burbank all the time) I can bish slap you.
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This thread is halarious!!
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lmao

dont forget to do it all over again at your next oil change and every time you fill the gas tank up
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Originally Posted by marques1
This thread is halarious!!
its redonkulous
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I stuck my peener in the exhaust and came in the oil to try to have Z babies... did not work.
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marvelous


this blows my mind...


post a vid of this ritual...
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I would like some of the chit this guy is on.
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Burbank, California sure.
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He's going to give his car the AIDS!!
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Nominated for Best thread of the Month.
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Ritual = symbolic.

I submit to the OP that

1) do yer thing - it's not going to hurt anything as long as this is a one time thing.

2) a quarter shotglass of blood? A drop is all you need. A symbolic donation.

3) I would argue that your skin cells are already imbedded in the interior and will always be a part of the car. Your DNA is already imprinted on the car.

4) I can still smell really rank farts when I first get in my car after a night of drinking. I know those sh-t molecules are floating around in there attaching themselves to my interior. Those are MY sh-t molecules. If you ever farted in your car, you marked it.

5) Saliva contains your DNA also - might as well spit once in all the reservoirs to make sure you mark all the systems - not just the oil.
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I honestly don't know why everyone is acting the way they are? I find it very weird. Ive been looking up online to find any problems with it and so far nothing. I'm most likely going to be putting in a half shot glass of blood I haven't found something wrong with it so far so I might as well do it. This has been a idea of mine for a while now and i decided to pull the trigger when I had a dream about it last night. There is nothing better then sharing something like this with your car. Cars mean a lot to me this is how i express my self to my car. My blood is in if you guys really think about this maybe one day you will understand.
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