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Old Sep 21, 2010 | 04:58 AM
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OP, you are a pitiful example. I bet you are one of those kiddies that think they have found pleasure in hurting themselves. I bet you are such a ***** that you have a little kit you carry around. A razor, antiseptic, and little cotton swabs to clean your little wound.

Curious, how deep have you went? Have you ever had to be stapled back together? You aint doing shat until staples come into play. What do you do nick yourself and squeeze enough to make a drop. Do you stick yourself with a little insulin needle and squirt it in there. Little biotch. The pic I want to see is your Z's windshield with your screen name in blood. I'm full of ideas today, carve your Z's vin number into your chest and post that.
Old Sep 21, 2010 | 05:10 AM
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Originally Posted by gregk88
Some of you may think of this is going to far but frankly I think nothing of it, a cool car bonding ritual, like blood brothers. If you can give me a scientific reason why not to do it let me know, ill listen, but otherwise I am going to do this.

I want to do a little bonding ritual with my car but thought I should ask those with more automobile knowledge than I since I am not familiar with the chemical make up of motor oil, gasoline or blood at high temperatures. Basically I want to do some bloodletting, infuse my car with some of my blood through the engine oil and gasoline so the car is symbolically infused with my blood. If there is blood in the motor oil or gasoline (say, oh, quarter of a small shot glass at most but probably just a few drops,) would this be detrimental to the engine? I would not think a bit of blood in the motor oil would be a big deal where as gasoline is much thinner would it be diluted or filtered out.
Sure you can do it. But, WTF, are you a warlock or something? This is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard!
Old Sep 21, 2010 | 05:12 AM
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[QUOTE=1GR8350Z;8671238]OP, I bet you are such a ***** that you have a little kit you carry around. QUOTE]
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Old Sep 21, 2010 | 08:58 AM
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350z

first mod: Type 0 Negative.

what's next?
Old Sep 21, 2010 | 10:51 AM
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Its only effective if you do it from both wrists, with a very large knife and it pours out directly into the oil filler. Then without stopping the bleeding you pour some into the power steering, washer fluid, then off to the gas tank. Now is where it gets tricky, but it must be done this way. Jack the back end of the car and remove the diff filler bolt and pour some bllod from your left wrist into the diff housing (no helpers allowed) downjack car. Last is you jack the car from the passenger side and pull the trans fill plug, add a couple drops of blood from your right wrist this time and downjack your Z.

Now you can apply bandages and drive your Blood bonded Z that will now be an extention of your body.
Old Sep 21, 2010 | 11:11 PM
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Originally Posted by 35oZephyR
350z

first mod: Type 0 Negative.

what's next?
Dude, didn't you know? that adds at LEAST +25 wheel HIV... I mean, wait, what?
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wheel HIV
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Old Sep 22, 2010 | 03:22 PM
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@King Baby I have been busy these past couple of days unlike you guys on the forums everyday I have a life. I will post up a picture today of my Z. I just want to say one thing sorry for being mean about not having a life but you guys really are messed up like I have my own little thing with my Z and just because I'm 16 doesn't mean I'm stupid. I'm very smart that's the reason why my dad got me this car in the first place he isn't stupid he wouldn't buy this car for someone who isn't smart. Anyways pics coming up soon, and I still haven't found another great idea so KEEP THINKING GUYS
Old Sep 22, 2010 | 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by gregk88
@King Baby I have been busy these past couple of days unlike you guys on the forums everyday I have a life. I will post up a picture today of my Z. I just want to say one thing sorry for being mean about not having a life but you guys really are messed up like I have my own little thing with my Z and just because I'm 16 doesn't mean I'm stupid. I'm very smart that's the reason why my dad got me this car in the first place he isn't stupid he wouldn't buy this car for someone who isn't smart. Anyways pics coming up soon, and I still haven't found another great idea so KEEP THINKING GUYS
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In before op starts a new thread about his Z and a tree!
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In before IP crossreference results.
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Originally Posted by gregk88
@King Baby I have been busy these past couple of days unlike you guys on the forums everyday I have a life. I will post up a picture today of my Z. I just want to say one thing sorry for being mean about not having a life but you guys really are messed up like I have my own little thing with my Z and just because I'm 16 doesn't mean I'm stupid. I'm very smart that's the reason why my dad got me this car in the first place he isn't stupid he wouldn't buy this car for someone who isn't smart. Anyways pics coming up soon, and I still haven't found another great idea so KEEP THINKING GUYS
some of us have internet at work and arn't in highschool where we are restricted.

p.s. if your so smart why the hell are u still continuing this thread?
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My God why is it so hard for you guys to understand that this is a troll post and you are giving him exactly what he wants??? He's doing everything he know we hate here:

1. 16 years old

2. Dad bought him a Z

3. Smart *** comebacks

4. Doing something really retarded and continuing to post occasionally to keep the thread going.

5. Recent join date and first posts are only in this thread.


What else do you need???
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Originally Posted by phreaktor
What else do you need???
He drew first blood..
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Originally Posted by pmab9918
He drew first blood..
Hahahaha I see what u did there... Punny
Old Sep 22, 2010 | 09:33 PM
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guys....this is so obviously a joke.



but a pretty damn funny one.


PICS!!!
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Originally Posted by phreaktor
My God why is it so hard for you guys to understand that this is a troll post and you are giving him exactly what he wants??? He's doing everything he know we hate here:

1. 16 years old

2. Dad bought him a Z

3. Smart *** comebacks

4. Doing something really retarded and continuing to post occasionally to keep the thread going.

5. Recent join date and first posts are only in this thread.


What else do you need???
This was obvious. Why bother pointing it out for everyone?
Old Sep 22, 2010 | 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by phreaktor
My God why is it so hard for you guys to understand that this is a troll post and you are giving him exactly what he wants??? He's doing everything he know we hate here:

1. 16 years old

2. Dad bought him a Z

3. Smart *** comebacks

4. Doing something really retarded and continuing to post occasionally to keep the thread going.

5. Recent join date and first posts are only in this thread.


What else do you need???

In for IP check

My guess: Hraes...
Old Sep 23, 2010 | 07:11 AM
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Originally Posted by billsrcursed
In for IP check

My guess: Hraes...
That would be classic if he came to the 17 year old thread as a spoiled kid.



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