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Old Sep 19, 2010 | 05:29 PM
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wtf....
Old Sep 19, 2010 | 05:37 PM
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too funny, want to see, please post picture of yourself, and video of the bonding.
Old Sep 19, 2010 | 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Ruthless18x
This is ridiculous. I hope op cuts too deep and bleeds out on the garage floor.
LMFAo
Old Sep 19, 2010 | 05:55 PM
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Please make a DIY video for us
Old Sep 19, 2010 | 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by ghost31711
whatever, you always gonna be a softcore until a part of the z is inside you.

your Z has your blood running through it, but do you feel it the same way you wish it to feel you?

drink the oil, i guarantee you're gonna "feel" it.
I agree..a part of u will always b a part of the Z when u do the blood ritual but a part of the car wont b a part of u until u drink the oil or something of that nature..it has 2 go both ways 4 it 2 work
Old Sep 20, 2010 | 08:50 AM
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OP,
Get a hobby or some pu$$Y and stop acting like an idiot to get attention. Your car is a machine, that's all, nothing more. You don't need to nor should want to "bond" with it.

But this brings up a great question:
What's the deal with all these emo's and their obsession with vampires?
Old Sep 20, 2010 | 09:32 AM
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If you want to bond with your Z, then stick your wiener in the tail pipe and let loose. Then sit on the stick shift so the can pay you back. Its a little Broke Back Mountain, but least you won't pass out from the loss of blood.

REJOICE!!!!
Old Sep 20, 2010 | 09:58 AM
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Hey everyone I finally did it and I"m very happy with the results!!!! I'm sorry but I did not make a video of this because I didn't read any of your posts and didn't even think about it. As soon as my gas tank is done and I put in some more blood I will make a video about it. I don't know why you guys would even want a video lol its just me putting in blood in it.

Results after I did it:
I might sound weird for saying this but its 100% true. I honestly feel a difference in my car. IN A GREAT WAY!!! like my friend even said the drive seems smoother. I filled up a shot glass to the top and mixed half in the oil and half in the gas tank. I'm very happy but this is far from over. I wanna do more stuff like this. I'm thinking of ideas of what I can do I wanna get deeper with my car. You guys are more then welcome to help me out but please don't say stupid things like put my ***** in the tail pipe, or drink oil. Nothing stupid, please let me know I will think of more stuff to do.

Thanks,
My Blood Runs In My Z!!!!!
Old Sep 20, 2010 | 10:15 AM
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Hey OP, I have a few suggestions for you:

1. **** in your gas tank.
2. **** into your motor....that's right. Unscrew your oil cap, and **** right from the top!
3. Take a **** in the trunk. That way, you can SMELL you guys practically bonding (and don't wipe your ***...that's a SUPER-sacred ritual).
Old Sep 20, 2010 | 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by PikeZ_350
Hey OP, I have a few suggestions for you:

1. **** in your gas tank.
2. **** into your motor....that's right. Unscrew your oil cap, and **** right from the top!
3. Take a **** in the trunk. That way, you can SMELL you guys practically bonding (and don't wipe your ***...that's a SUPER-sacred ritual).
You are ****ing ruthless.
Old Sep 20, 2010 | 10:31 AM
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And wax it with your own man butter!! Just beat off all over it!
Old Sep 20, 2010 | 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted by anhdeptrai
you are ****ing ruthless.
lol
Old Sep 20, 2010 | 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by haeshik
can you write your forum name on your z so when i see it (most likely I will since im in glendale/burbank all the time) I can bish slap you.
LOL...awesome
Old Sep 20, 2010 | 11:00 AM
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And I thought I've heard it all...
Old Sep 20, 2010 | 11:11 AM
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lmfao omfg this has to be a joke.
Old Sep 20, 2010 | 11:23 AM
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if u want to blood bond with your car, grab some tools and start wrenching cuz bloody knuckles are the only thing that will get u a pat on the back around here
Old Sep 20, 2010 | 11:38 AM
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Just remove the license plate and break her in the right way!
Old Sep 20, 2010 | 11:41 AM
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Originally Posted by crypticsage
Give your Z away and use the proceeds to get professional psychological help.

Business savvy. You are lacking it.
Old Sep 20, 2010 | 11:55 AM
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Dude you actually have a serious issue
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mechanophilia

check this out it describes people who are in love with cars and need to bond with them similar to biophilia and necrophilia
Old Sep 20, 2010 | 12:10 PM
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Originally Posted by PikesPeakZ
You're an idiot
x10000000
wtf

actually you should just stick your dick between the door and the frame, slam it, then proceed to f*ck it. Just get your testes in there too, make so we make sure you don't have any kids.

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