CreepyCrawl

She used a splintered baseball bat

jasabeast

iTrader: (3)

i think your on to something lol

dikspiel

iTrader: (70)

Creepy do your parents know you use such foul language under their roof?

jasabeast

iTrader: (3)

Hey he is 31.. he does as he pleases after he finishes folding his mothers underwear

CreepyCrawl

Please don't tell they may make me pay rent next month

I bet I have more freedom than you to do whatever I want. My paychecks are not gone when I get them either.

Anyways, lol at the underwear comment. Always sniff before folding. That way you never forget where you came from

jasabeast

iTrader: (3)

You are a sick man..

CreepyCrawl

You are the one thinking about a 60 year old womans underwear. I could always go in there and photograph her underwear drawer so you can get a clearer pic in your head

jasabeast

iTrader: (3)

i see why you still live at home haha

CreepyCrawl

Enlighten me

dikspiel

iTrader: (70)

cuz u jerk off to grandma panties

CreepyCrawl

I think that would prove to be rather counter productive.

Spork

iTrader: (6)

Can you throw a random house party and let people f*ck in every room?

CreepyCrawl

No, but I have absolutely no desire to do so. Maybe that why it works so well for me. Do you enjoy cumstains all over every bed in your place? Do you let people *** in your Skyline?

Spork

iTrader: (6)

Yes. My buddies have let me use their cars, so I'd lend mine. Don't know why they'd want to get down in a coupe, though. I always borrow their van.

deeznutts23

iTrader: (3)

^Can we be br0's?

CreepyCrawl

That awful generous of you and your buddies. It just doesn't appeal to me. I am sure you enjoy all of your massive house parties with their orgies and all but I generally don't like being around crowds of people, especially a bunch of idiots making a fool of themselves chasing a bunch of ****** that will give it to anybody anyway. They force my mind into thinking about crowbars and all of the many possibilities that surround them.

BTW, why would you have to borrow your buddies van when you could just take her to your house.

Hraesvelg

iTrader: (1)

Spork

iTrader: (6)

So you're antisocial and have violent thoughts of those out having fun? Whats wrong with ******?

When you're out and about with your br0s and h0s, you don't want to have to wait another 30+ minutes to get down. Vans/SUVs/sedans are your best friends.




Talk to Hraes. He's my pimp.

Hraesvelg

iTrader: (1)

Speaking of house parties. I had a dream that I was having another MASSIVE party at my parents house like I did in High School, except they came home a week early.

deeznutts23

iTrader: (3)

Hraes...Can Spork and I be br0s?