evolution is not true we were all designed by aliens who did a collaboration with jesus ya heardddddd

 

AHAHAHAHAHA I haven't heard that one before... But seriously, evolution is a bunch of made up crap that's trying to explain our existence.

 

I bet she has an old crusty cooter anyway. JEKL loves moms with crusty cooters. Just ask misterniceguy. Is she really that bad or are you just afraid us old perverts would end up gangbanging her anus.

 

Ha neither.. I'm trying to respect my mom and not give out pictures for people to make comments about in a crude way... That's ridiculous.

 

We would be respectful.

 

ur moms butthole will make a good peepee sweater for my dogs red rocket

 

I'd even keep her for a few days after I finished with her. I hate for them to leave me. She could dry out on my bed

 

So is religion. But evolution uses science.

 

I'd knock the scabs off that cooter.

 

Fixed

I would abuse his mom's vagina much the same way he abuses the English language.

 

keyboard to the vagina?

 

im 17 i got my z 8 months ago for a bday president. its an 06 white. so why you guys hating on us young kids getting nice cars? my friend jus got a 35. so jus cause our parents can afford it you guys dont have to hate.

 

Interesting place for a first post. WTF is a bday president? I don't hate the fact that you are a spoiled brat. You, unlike some have admitted that you are useless and depend on mommy and daddy for everything. I hate the liars. I do hate that you type like a first grader, though.

bday president, thats one of the best I've seen in a while. Thanks for the laughter

 

Congrats on the car and welcome to the forum.

Maybe an English tutor would have been a more needed bday president for you though.

 

 

Nice first post!

Yet another illiterate teen lamb to the slaughter who exemplifies this poster...

 

i think he meant he is the be gay president

 

These are the cars I've owned in no particular order. A few of these were winter beaters*
1)1985 mustang gt
2) 1986 mustang gt
3)1991 Chrysler lebaron conv
4)1995 jeep wrangler sahara
5) 1980 Toyota carolla*
6) 1978 jeep wagoner*
7)1995 camaro z-28
8) 1986 ford f-150*
9) 1990 vw Jett
10) 1993 Lexus es 300
11)2003 toyota tacoma
12)2005 Honda civic
13)1991 Acura nsx
14)2007 Honda ridgeline
15)2008 Honda civic(still own)
16) 1991 Honda accord
17) 2010 Honda pilot (still own)
18)2004 Nissan 350z (still own)

 

My parents could afford it to. But the difference is my parents were smarter.

 

I want photos of you in front of it, or it didn't happen.