iLLestJrz

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WERD!

Zyal8ter

take the key and key his back

reiver

I have no control when I am angry, but I hope he lives. My other personality takes over when I'm angry, but I think he'd end up eating the curb for sure.

Reiver

reiver

https://my350z.com/forum/showthread....9-00AA001ACF42

Now they are going to think I h4x0r3d the site, but that is the dog that wrote php.

LOL

Reiver

EL Diablo

A fight would be on.

cincyspider

Ya'll need to learn the Texas justice system....as explained below:



The Difference Between Liberals, Conservatives and Texans

Situational Issue:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around
the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and
charges. You are carrying a Glock 40 and you are an expert shot. You have
mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?


Liberal Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Doe s the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun and what kind of message does this send
t! o societ y and my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
he was stabbing me? This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.
_________________________________________________________

Conservative Answer:

BANG!
_________________________________________________________

Texan's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click...
(sounds of reloading).

Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids
think?"

Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.

Daughter: "Nice group, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?"

ypwpat

I'll keyed his face and stab his eyes with the key he used to key the car.

ypwpat

or Take A Chainsaw and Became "Z Chainsaw Massacare"

samw1978

I don't wanna think about it, as I'd lose control... won't be pretty I am sure

bk_r0x

LOL

350zluvr

This guy that was in my concealed handgun training class told the class how he caught a guy robbing his car. He simply put his gun to this guy's head and told him if he moved, he would shoot. He then proceeded to call the cops, and when they finally got there that robber was still frozen in the exact same spot. Before the cops took the roober away they told the owner of the car that he should have shot him, that way there would be less problems and paperwork to fill out. Gotta love Texas! The funny thing is that the owner never really planned on shooting this guy. Yeh the gun was cocked and loaded, but he was not waiting for a chance to shoot him, he was actually scared that the guy will move and he'll have to shoot him.

cincyspider

My brother, who lived in Houston at the time....was out driving his vette when a van with Mexicans in it (not goofing on Mexicans, just stating the facts) passed him and then came to a screeching stop diagonally in the road so my brother couldn't get by. Three of them came out of the van and ran up to the car where my brother very calmly lowered the window and had his 45 cal. pointed up at the guy....and said "May I help you?" The ******** got back in the van real fast and took off.

JonR800

I personally would pace back and forth until he was done keying. After which I'd go home and cry to my parents about it until they paid for it.

As for explaining my puss out to my friends. I'd probably just tell them I didn't see it or that he looked like a terrorist.

FairladyZ

WERD!

I'd run full speed at him with a closed tight fist (as hard as I could squeeze). And unload one shot in his ribs, that should lay him down, then kick the ever loving sh^t outta him.

Z04

iTrader: (15)

being a rugby player, the dude would be totally owned. he would get hit so hard hit kids would feel it, then i would take great pleasure in using the keys and carving OWNED onto his back

TELCO119

To quote Hank from King of the Hill.......

"I'll tie the long hairs on your head, to the short hairs on your ***, and kick you down the street".

Beamm

<makes note to quit being an ethics lawyer and become either a PI prosecutor or a defense lawyer>

Damn people, Assault, Battery, False Imprisionment, all intentional, punies, damn, damn, damn.

Here's what I'd do. I'd run into the Publix, away from the union electrician and AFL-CIO backer and watch him key my car from inside the safety of the store. Then, when he went grocery shopping I'd run back outside and get his plates. Then, I'd call the cops and file a report. I'd finish it all off with getting the incident called a hit and run on the insurance so my insurance goes after his insurance, gets my money back, pays the deductible and he gets an accident on his insurance. And if that doesn't work then I hire a process server and see his *** in court.

Oh wait.....that's what I DID

sleeperbold

I would steal his wallet, find out where he lives, kidnap his kids and drop them off at the Neverland Ranch. If he doesn't have any, I'd "key" his pet, whatever it may be, cat, dog, doesn't really matter. If that wasn't an option, I'd go to his moms house and kill her instead for giving birth to such a piece of shi#. Or I'd just punch him in the throat.

sleeperbold

DON'T MESS WITH MY CAR OR I WILL SERIOUSLY FUC# YOU UP!

sleeperbold

hmm, I hope I didn't kill the thread....