Seriously!

 

Grap the back of thier head and smash it through my window. Then call the cops and say "I thought he had a knife, and was runing it down the side of my car, i was scared for my life."

 

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So funny... you thought almost exactly the same thing I was thinking.... mine was take the person by the back of their head (by the hair) and smash it down on the hood. Sure, it would be bent, but I'll just tell the po that I caught the guy in the act, he got scared and slipped and fell, hitting his face on my hood. I'll demand that he pay for the damages... I'll smile nicely as he goes away with a few less teeth and a broken nose.

 

forget hurting my baby, i'd curb the bastard "teeth on the curb, there ya go" *SLAM!* (foot to back of their head)

 

american history x style!

 

One of my friends actually caught a guy in the act of stealing his car. My friend surprised him, cold cocked him. Put him into his trunk (obviously it was not a Z) and brought him to the police. Guess who got arrested for assault. After a lot of time wasted and even more aggravation, charges were mutually dropped. The cops told my friend he would have been better off if he had killed the guy and dumped the body in the East River (this was in New York City).

 

I'd skin them alive with my car keys.

 

beat their ***

 

I'd tell the guy he had two options: 1) he could pay me $100 to help offset the cost of repairs and then eat all of his keys or 2) we could go to the cops.

I figure he'd choose option number 1 and I would take great satisfaction watching him eat those keys knowing he will have substantial pain passing those keys.

 

I would pull him down by his head - then drop him on the floor with a few good stamps. Then call police and explained how he fell...

 

Nice hard kick straight to the spine at the small of their back. Hello parapalegic (sp?).

 

Walk up to him, confront him and tell him I'm calling the cops... he would undoubtedly take a swing at me which I would sidestep, duck, and sidekick him in the kneecap, shattering, among other things, his ability to escape. Whats the number for 911?

 

now what if the guy is 6.10 300 pounds no fat - hehehe

 

no difference... only I prob wouldn't have to duck as much

 

Hmmm... depends on if they know I saw them or not.

If they don't know I'm on to them I guess I would try to do the following...

1. take a picture of them in the act with my camera phone
2. Call the cops
3. follow them until the cops arrived
4. Point out the perp to the cops and then show picture and actual key damage to the cops
5. hope the cops are Z lovers.

otherwise... I guess what maximadave said would suffice

-Chrismcagle

 

I'd p*ss on his shoes

 

 

Man we got a bunch of tough guys in here!!!!

Here's what I would do. I'd throw on my Iron Maiden bandana, grab my Quiet Riot tape and put it into my cassette deck and blast it.

"*** ON FEEL THE NOIZE!!!"

I'd run outside and pull a shuriken out of my tool belt and throw it into his throat.

As the blood flows from his jugular, I'd ram my knee into his knads. THen I would grab his arms and handcuff him to the steering wheel. (I keep handcuffs on my tool belt as well)

I'd reached into my pocket and pull out a butterfly knife.
I could here him screaming:
"Naw man, I wazz jes messin around, yo"

"Ebonics will be hard to speak when you die, now won't it?" I would say, just as I stick a knife into his left ear.

He'd fall to the ground crying, pleading for mercy. THen I would simply pick up a large boulder from the side of the road and proceed to drop it on his face. The cracking sound would be a good accompaniment to Quiet Riot.

 

Kick him in the face, then power bomb him in the street. Say he came at me to the cops. Sue him for the money to fix my car.