^Not that dumb... I'd be the same way with Mercedes, BMW and Hyundai. I don't follow the brands and have no clue what models they've made.

 

Not a question but a comment. I'm at a car meet standing within ear shot of a guy looking at my wheels and I hear him say "He's gotta have spacers or something."

I simply have aftermarket wheels with +22 offset all around, not even an aggressive setup. Not sure why he would think that I must have spacers

 

cool story...

I get asked if my Brides are fake. I guess nobody has ever seen a real one before

 

I got asked to put the "top down", but its a Nismo. The person said, "Oh, it looks like it would be a convertible."

 

*visiting some friends, about to go to dinner and we ask to jump in someone else's car because we can't fit anyone in ours (restaurant has very limited parking)*

friend: "your backseat can't be that small!"
me: "what backseat?"

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"how do you put it in 6th gear?..." (thinking that reverse would be in the way)

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"I can't get it into 6th gear!" (wife trying to shift too hard/aggressively and getting resistance from trying to put it in reverse @ fwy speed, thank God for interlocks)

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"Man, you guys really aren't having kids anytime soon"

 

Dumb Coworker: Thats front wheel drive right?

Me: No

Dumb Coworker: Ahhh you better check on that, those things are front wheel drive.

Me: Nope

Dumb Coworker: HAHAHA you got cheated if you think that rear wheel drive

Me: *posts video of me burning out the back tires

 

Who records themself doing a burnout?

 

All you had to do was pop the hood and show him the orientiation of the motor.

 

Wait what? You can tell a car is rear wheel by how the motor is positioned?

 

RWD the engine will be oriented so that the crank shaft runs from the front to back, known as longitudinally mounted. On a FWD the motor is rotated 90 degrees so that the crank shaft runs side to side, known as transversely mounted.

 

There is also FWD cars with Longitudinally Mounted motors. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Front-e...l-drive_layout

 

Rare... like a V4

 

But I doubt the average person that isn't really much of a car enthusiast would be able to tell from looking at the engine. I am a car enthusiast and I just learned this now Lol.

 

For serious?

 

 

"Is it a Supra?"
-Snyder

 

That sheettt is funny. But I bet you my stupid *** friend from high school would say, "you better check on those rear brake, it is probably need pads change because they make smokes."

 

Coworkers who owns a Hemi once said dead serious "hey man you still own that rice rocket?"

Me: "do Wut *****??"

 

i can not tell you how many times ive been asked "you got a turbo in there?" or "is that thing turbo'd"

me- LOL nah that's just the cold air intake whistling...if you think she's turbo'd now wait till she actually is

^^^^that "you can pick one up for 5k right?" is killin me tho

 

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