1. Trolls tend to have very small reproductive organs.
2. Small ***** syndrome causes them to mistakenly equate their cars manliness with what they are missing.
3. Shunned by his home community, the troll runs around on other car boards trying to prove his lacking manliness. He doesn't realize how people see right through him as the troll tries to hide behind the car he owns to make people think his ***** is actually functional.
4. The troll becomes increasingly aggitated when he is not accepted by others.
5. This feeling of social impotence is generally exacerbated by his physical impotence. Unable to achieve an erection, the troll's vehicle becomes the living encarnation of his flacid member.
6. Sadly, even the troll knows that there is no car on earth that will truely make up for his innability to perform.
7. The troll's boasting becomes louder and louder in a sad attempt to gain acceptance where there will never be any. He tries to get some emotional response from people in a negative way because no one responds to him anywhere in life in a positive way.
8. Frustrated and emotionally crushed, the troll eventually returns to their home car board where they are hardly even noticed by the serious members of their community. Even there they are shunned like a leper.
9. Eventually, some 72% of trolls overdose on Viagra. It's very sad as their passing goes unnoticed even by members of their own community.
10. The moral of the story: DON'T BE A TROLL!!!!