Ok.. so I'm sitting in the Nissan service lounge waiting for them to diagnose my rear axle clicking, and the lady just came to tell me the tech said my brakes have no lube in/on them, and it would be $65 per axle to lube them...

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

Sounds like they don't like using **** lube before they rape someone.