Z Car owners,

Are you tired of listening to your seatbelts clank against the plastic pillar behind the seats?

Are you fed up with the weekly visits to the chiropractor due to reaching over to secure the passenger seatbelt buckle?

Do you feel that you are at your wits end?

Well, search no more!
Introducing the Demomans patented: "Sequential Seatbelt Silencing System" (S.S.S.S)

Folks for only one (ONE) easy payment of $49.95 plus $5.95 S&H you too can benifit from the wonderful silence that engulfs the cabin of your new Z car.

Imagine the serene comfort you will feel when you jump in your baby knowing that the seatbelts will trouble you no more.

I know what your thinking... "Demoman, I have always dreamed of advancements in seatbelt silencing, where can I sign up?"

Payment may be sent to my usual Swiss Bank Account in Zublerhimerishslavendale.
Our firm requires 30% paid in full with Cashiers Check within 15 minutes of sale. All products are warrantied for 30 hours after shipment. All sales are final. Special offers not available in all areas. Call your local Sherrifs Dept. to check for individual state requirements on seatbelt silencing requirements.

Your satisfaction may vary. No two mouse pads are alike.

 

WOW! I want five of them!!!

 

SOLD!




I'm gonna be RICH!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Do you take out-of-state checks?

 

Somebody give that man a cookie

 

Do you take I.O.U.'s?

 

or you could just put the belt underneath the clip ...

 

or cut pad's for the part of the buckle that hits???

either way!

"THIS Man IS a GENIUS"

 

You guys have NO earthly idea how much that picture of the pad has cost me.


My wife, in her infinite wisdom, saved every B I T of her English calss portfolio on that disk.
Unbeknownst to me but definately beknownst to her, this was her O N L Y copy (with no label on it).

I threw it in the digital camera last night and formatted it.
(Kiss of death)
And took the picture of the car.


Do you have any idea how much trouble I am in right now?

 

We'll miss you.

 

Hey, I bet if you promise her a few cents out of every order you get, in a few years you'll be out of the doghouse.

 

Oh hells bells! Well, we promise to still come visit ya at your new place

 

C.O.D. ????

 

lol... great thread! And good luck with the dog house!

 

Dude, that was the best sales pitch I have heard since late night Ronco commercials!!!

I was fired up! I wanted to buy!

 

Do you ship internationally? CDN funds at par?

Could I be your CDN distributor?