So tonight I get a call from one of my buddies who rides, asking me if I want to go to a Burger King car/bike show in Manassas. Well we get there and there's a bunch of nice older muscle cars, a Z with a chameleon pain job, a C6 Z06, and a few nice bikes. Well, then there are all of the little ricers who want to impress eachother. This is where the story comes from and it gets interesting. Apparently the kid who had the Cobalt SS was talking sh*t to his friend and his friend says well burnout/drift when your leaving or something along those lines. The kid comes by me and starts the burn out while turning, then keeps the burnout going while going straight then, tries to keep it going longer while going around another corner(running a stop sign at this point, and looking like he's trying to drift) and what do you know he can't control it, and it's too late to brake. Instead of choosing to jump the curb and incur some damage to his car, he fixates on a the front of an 18wheeler, and slams right into it. Not a single dent on the 18wheeler, center part of the bumper maybe got pushed back a little bit, and the Cobalt SS was done/completely f*cked. Be carefull for ricers and not just those with oil coolers, when you're leaving your next meet or w/e. Be safe guys.

 

LOL, how fast was he going to get his car totalled like that? Some people these days. I would hide under a rock after that.

 

Probably between 25 and 35...That's my best guess, but yea the bumper was pushed back to where the wheels were and the hood was pushed halfway back. The kid came back to look at his car(he ran into the middle of the field he should've driven into) and lifted what was his hood, and looked at it to check on the S/C and he just shook his head and gently closed the "hood", which made me kind of feel bad for him.

I left out the funniest part, it seems that he was overheard saying, "I guess now I have to call my mom and tell her that I totalled her car."

 

oh dragva kids

 

 

Dumba$$

 

I feel sorry for his mother...

...for multiple reasons.

 

I love it when that happens, their tear streaked faces speak volumns and their dicks shrivel to the size of Peanuts

 

Maybe Im just a mean guy or whatever, but to me this story was entirely satisfying and well worth the read. You just made my day/night sir.

 

LOL well I am glad I missed that retarded event, I mean it's in Man-***-as.
Unfortunately I live there and I can vouch for the 2million ricers that live there since they drive by me EVERYDAY with the loud *** fart canons! I have seen that chameleon paint job Z and I have to say its ummmmm lol interesting.

 

LOL!!! What a tool! Come on where were you with video/pics!? As soon as he started doing some dump sh*t like that I would have pulled out a camera in a heart beat !!

 

Lol I can't fit it in the trunk of my bike, so no camera/vids. I tried taking a couple of pics with my cell phone but there were no lights so you can't see anything.

 

what an idiot.

 

SS Cobalt FTL!!!! everyone else with a SS Cobalt should follow this example.

 

that sux... oh well that's watcha get for showing off!

 

isnt that car FWD?

 

You should've went over to him and told him, "If you had an oil cooler... this wouldn't have happened you newbzor!!!"

I remember people doing things like these when attempting to impress chicks! (However it's even worse when you're trying to impress a buncha dudes!) Like for example one of my friends a few years back... We were on twisty roads: I was in his passenger seat and this girl he was dating was in the backseat in his non-modified 01' Accord. Took a 90 degree turn @ 55mph and threw his car into a 6ft ditch. 7k in damages! Oh no, that didn't stop him there! The 2nd time (after he got it all fixed up!) he was trying to impress me by following @ the same speed thru corners when he clearly knew i had a super modified suspension... this time he managed to flip his car in the air like Vin Diesal did in F&F and completely totaled his rice mobile. The 2 rims on the right side were tucked under his car and his body panels all smashed up... lucky enough to be even alive

 

yea

 

LOL... What a jack@ss. It's never good to hear about somebody getting into an accident and I'm glad everyone's ok, but seriously, this guy had it coming. If it really was his mom's car, I feel for her. Not because of the car, but because of the fact that she spawned such stupidity.