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Old Feb 14, 2008 | 09:29 PM
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Ok so today at work we had our valentines dinner. my station at work its set up so i have the ability to see pretty much everyone who comes in and out of the restaraunt as well as see them as sitting down during service. I am also in charge of calling out to everyone whenever a hot girl comes in. So at around 8 this hot chick with huge ***** walks in. And i yell out "lobster" (the secret code). As this girl and her valentine walk up to their seat the whole kitchen staff is pretty much staring at her in awe. So this girl passes my station and i get a really good look at her. Need less to say im 6'2" and had to look up to this girl. I thought something was really wierd about this even though she had heels on.
Upon her return i noticed something very different about this girl....She had a friggen adams apple. Everyone at this point is on the verge of throwing up in their mouths. So the rest of the night was spend sitting there and watching this guy feel up this girl all night. And us laughing thinking if he takes this chick home hes gonna be in for quite a suprise, a nice big tube steak.
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Old Feb 14, 2008 | 10:29 PM
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Glad you thought that man was hot. =)
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Old Feb 14, 2008 | 11:49 PM
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Did you get PAT'S number????
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Old Feb 15, 2008 | 12:48 AM
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Did you see the thread of the guy who took pics @ the tranny bar and posted it up trying to fool everyone into thinking he was hanging out with hot girls?
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Old Feb 15, 2008 | 03:23 AM
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Originally Posted by abui01
Did you see the thread of the guy who took pics @ the tranny bar and posted it up trying to fool everyone into thinking he was hanging out with hot girls?
aaaaahhhh link please, I would like to witness this self pwn'age And of course see hot girls
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Old Feb 15, 2008 | 03:27 AM
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LOL @ this thread damn she-men!! Watch out for adam's apples guys
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Old Feb 15, 2008 | 05:52 AM
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haha from far away i couldnt really tell it looked like a hot girl but upon further investigation i was disappointed in myself. i wanted to be like a samurai and take my own life for shaming myself.
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Old Feb 15, 2008 | 05:55 AM
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Nice. I'm almost sure your avatar is a mangina too, those **** look crooked.
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Old Feb 15, 2008 | 08:10 AM
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i dont know about socal but here those are **** a mangina is a little further south. not a doctor tho.
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Old Feb 15, 2008 | 08:11 AM
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Dude, you called me a lobster? I'm speechless!
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Old Feb 15, 2008 | 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted by bsurdam
haha from far away i couldnt really tell it looked like a hot girl but upon further investigation i was disappointed in myself. i wanted to be like a samurai and take my own life for shaming myself.
hahaha yeah ... seppuku .
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Old Feb 15, 2008 | 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by KManZ
aaaaahhhh link please, I would like to witness this self pwn'age And of course see hot girls
+2!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Feb 15, 2008 | 10:43 AM
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Originally Posted by bsurdam
i wanted to be like a samurai and take my own life for shaming myself.

uuummmmm... actually there's still time, you should go ahead and do it.
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