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Old Mar 11, 2008 | 08:59 AM
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from 300zxclub.com
BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE AND PROBABLY THE CENTURY.


Charlotte, North Carolina. A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.

In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "ina series of small fires."

The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued.. and WON! (Stay with me.)

Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be "unacceptable fire" and was obligated to pay the claim.

Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars lost in the "fires".

NOW FOR THE BEST PART

After the lawyer cashed the cheque, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!
With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.
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Old Mar 11, 2008 | 09:04 AM
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lol nice
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Old Mar 11, 2008 | 09:04 AM
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WOW ......... lol ................wow!
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Old Mar 11, 2008 | 09:06 AM
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No WAY! Thats friggin hilarious. Idiot thought they had him. Im surprised they didn't press for insurance fraud. lol

Anyone know where the real news story is?
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Old Mar 11, 2008 | 09:07 AM
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wow, glad the lawyer got screwed for being technical. I know of a lawyer selling a house and at settlement didn't provide keys to the home. Stating "Keys were not in the contract" that kind of chit makes me
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Old Mar 11, 2008 | 09:14 AM
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Sorry to bust your bubble....
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/blcigar.htm

http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/cigarson.asp

Nice story tho
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Old Mar 11, 2008 | 09:19 AM
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figured it was fake...but still a good story
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Old Mar 11, 2008 | 09:23 AM
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aww boo. i didn't see those, but someone at work told me they heard it on the news too. lol, sounds like it could have been real. seen stranger things.
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Old Mar 11, 2008 | 09:29 AM
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OMG!!!! Love it!!! Talk about backing yourself into a hole lol.
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Old Mar 11, 2008 | 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Lawy'dU
OMG!!!! Love it!!! Talk about backing yourself into a hole lol.

More like backing up into his cell block D butt brother
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Old Mar 11, 2008 | 10:01 AM
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LMAO-no way thats true...
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Old Mar 11, 2008 | 10:02 AM
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old as hell. i remember hearing about this in 2000-2003. Fake too, but thats already been shown.
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Old Mar 11, 2008 | 10:02 AM
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OLD story - obviously fake too.
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Old Mar 11, 2008 | 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted by bdahern
OLD story - obviously fake too.
+ a gazillion

plus -- this thread is wasist [lawyers are people too]
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Old Mar 11, 2008 | 10:28 AM
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Hoax turned Country Song

Cigar Song Brad Paisley

Well I'm a sucker for fine Cuban cigars
The problem is I can't afford 'em
But last year I went and got myself a whole box
And just to be safe I insured 'em

I took out a policy against fire and theft
And then I hurried on home
With a fifty-cent lighter I sat on my back steps
And I smoked 'em one by one

Two weeks later I went to see that insurance man
And I handed in my claim
With a straight face I told him that through a series of small fires
They'd all gone up in flames

They reviewed my case and they had no choice
But to pay me for what I'd done
And I took that check and bought a whole new box
And I smoked 'em one by one

Two weeks later this detective shows up
Tells me that company's pressin' charges
One speedy trial later they locked me up
On twenty-four separate counts of arson

And now I sit and I stare at a blank brick wall
Lookin' back on what I've done
To pass the time I've got some ten-cent cigars
And I smoke 'em one by one
Yeah, I smoke 'em one by one
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Old Mar 11, 2008 | 10:28 AM
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hmm, i had never heard it before...sorry for teh repostings.

EDIT:
nice song. never heard IT before either...then again i dont listen to country music.
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Old Mar 11, 2008 | 12:10 PM
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I find this very disturbing.
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