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Old Apr 28, 2010 | 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by bb1314
Hey kiddos didn't you see the memos?
No homo! Mid-A's all about love but filled with dudes that own ******
We got Z-S fourteen who is supposed to be Latino
Somehow dunno how he ended up being a Guido
We got the new guy Shin with identity crisis
Six foot seven, black and proud but can't even use Microsoft Access
Then we got the rap god Atomaticgoofball keeping everyone in check
Whose real name is Phuc-Dat which happens to rhymes with fuck that
Who did I miss out oh yea Brian aka Mr. Phunk
My bad all white people look the same I mistaken you with Donald Trump
good till the last two lines... .
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Old Apr 28, 2010 | 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by atomicgoofball
you'll like it when i call you big mama, throw your genatalia in the air and so the *** sprinkles in your hair!

open thread

how did you know? haha
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Old Apr 29, 2010 | 06:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Barnabas
good till the last two lines... .
lol.... in that case Barny this one is for YOU

His name starts with the "B" like a typical white boy
Like all dudes from Dundalk he's looking for big girls to destroy
He ain't got no fetish it's just low standard in general
Don't judge don't discriminate that's just how he roll
Trouble with wheel measurement, end up with embarrassment
Mess up the whip some more with some so called carbon
It's not too late son there's still time to make up
The first step was already done with the heart break break up
Let Master E-Lo the JDM manual guide you with the rest
Watch how I do them JDM cars and chicks while you relax

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Old Apr 29, 2010 | 08:29 AM
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hahaah good one ethan I hate you now
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Old Apr 29, 2010 | 09:46 AM
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can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars, i could really use a wish right now, a wish right now, a wish right now. - B.o.B!!
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Old Apr 29, 2010 | 10:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Barnabas
hahaah good one ethan I hate you now
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Old Apr 29, 2010 | 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by kyle22
can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars, i could really use a wish right now, a wish right now, a wish right now. - B.o.B!!
Hmmmm.....

uh uh... the name is Kyle
What rhymes with it uh uh maybe tile?
Out of your region, get back to white mode
Girls are interested once you drop your pants they say oh-no
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Old Apr 29, 2010 | 05:51 PM
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thats the best you got ethan? i am dissapoint lol
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Old Apr 29, 2010 | 08:01 PM
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I'm the one police wouldn't dare chase,
in a fistfight you wouldn't dare face
I cruise down the street at a fair pace
Get up higher than a fucking staircase.
Smack your shit up every once in a while
for rockin' that whip with a played out style.
When I come around your girl you'll see her smile
I'll fuck her longer than the river Nile.
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Old Apr 29, 2010 | 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by phunkenstein
I'm the one police wouldn't dare chase,
in a fistfight you wouldn't dare face
I cruise down the street at a fair pace
Get up higher than a fucking staircase.
Smack your shit up every once in a while
for rockin' that whip with a played out style.
When I come around your girl you'll see her smile
I'll fuck her longer than the river Nile.
Fuck a fist fight, I turn it into a gun fight.
And it can happen anytime, in the evening, or broad daylight.
I ain't scared, even the cops can't stop me.
They look the other way when I pull out the shotty.
Cause when I **** it back, these ***** niggas get a heart attack.
I take you down like a quarterback, you fumble when you gettin' sacked.
What I throw at you niggas, seems to just baffle you.
So real talk, why am I wasting my time even battling you?
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Old May 11, 2010 | 12:10 PM
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Old May 11, 2010 | 04:50 PM
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Oh hell naw Shin didn't just write those things,
Kid, you'll get murked and get some fresh angel wings.
Welcome to the Mid-A, where we slay noobs on the daily.
You think a lame on stock rims can run $hit in here? Really?
And save all the drug game talk, no one really gives a $hit. The only crack you selling is the one where you sit.
And times is hard out there, probably givin' that a$$ up for free, but anytime you need money baby you just come work for me.
Put that a$$ on Rt.1, up & down the ho' stroll.
You'll be my top earner, a big 'ol 6ft ni99a that's all swole....
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Old May 12, 2010 | 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by WYZIWYG
Oh hell naw Shin didn't just write those things,
Kid, you'll get murked and get some fresh angel wings.
Welcome to the Mid-A, where we slay noobs on the daily.
You think a lame on stock rims can run $hit in here? Really?
And save all the drug game talk, no one really gives a $hit. The only crack you selling is the one where you sit.
And times is hard out there, probably givin' that a$$ up for free, but anytime you need money baby you just come work for me.
Put that a$$ on Rt.1, up & down the ho' stroll.
You'll be my top earner, a big 'ol 6ft ni99a that's all swole....
You? Murking me? Kid, that's unlikely.
You posting tough shit in this thread, but I bet you won't fight me.
I ain't bout the drug game, but dog, I know all about it.
But you beating me in this battle? My nig, I doubt it.
You dumb niggas really need to stop questioning me,
shut the **** up, you really need to start respecting me.
Took you two weeks to think of a reply to my first blow...
BUT WITH TWO WEEKS TIME, you should have a better post than that to show.
The streets are watching this battle, and they laughing, dude.
But the only rapper they finding funny is you.

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Old May 12, 2010 | 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Shin™
You? Murking me? Kid, that's unlikely.
You posting tough shit in this thread, but I bet you won't fight me.
I ain't bout the drug game, but dog, I know all about it.
But you beating me in this battle? My nig, I doubt it.
You dumb niggas really need to stop questioning me,
shut the **** up, you really need to start respecting me.
Took you two weeks to think of a reply to my first blow...
BUT WITH TWO WEEKS TIME, you should have a better post than that to show.
The streets are watching this battle, and they laughing, dude.
But the only rapper they finding funny is you.
My man you are on brave soul.... You obviously are a noob and have not met Clay lol...
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Old May 12, 2010 | 10:01 AM
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omg yall all suck haha
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Old May 12, 2010 | 10:02 AM
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Originally Posted by bb1314
My man you are on brave soul.... You obviously are a noob and have not met Clay lol...
agreed haha
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Old May 12, 2010 | 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Shin™
You? Murking me? Kid, that's unlikely.
You posting tough shit in this thread, but I bet you won't fight me.
I ain't bout the drug game, but dog, I know all about it.
But you beating me in this battle? My nig, I doubt it.
You dumb niggas really need to stop questioning me,
shut the **** up, you really need to start respecting me.
Took you two weeks to think of a reply to my first blow...
BUT WITH TWO WEEKS TIME, you should have a better post than that to show.
The streets are watching this battle, and they laughing, dude.
But the only rapper they finding funny is you.
Ding, ding goes the bell, that's the start of round two.
Now watch me grind up this cat and make a pot of Shin Stew.
Come at me hard or soft, cuz yo son it don't matter.
Bring the best game you got and still get served on a platter.
MC Shin, the true definition of a noob, keep this -ish up and I'll expose you like Janet's boob.
You're a nobody in here,
barely worth a mention. We run this Mid-A playground, while you sit lookin' dumb in detention.
Your rhyme's stale like that milk in Jeffie's cooler,
last time Shin was relevant I think Rick was still the Ruler...
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Old May 12, 2010 | 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted by WYZIWYG
Ding, ding goes the bell, that's the start of round two.
Now watch me grind up this cat and make a pot of Shin Stew.
Come at me hard or soft, cuz yo son it don't matter.
Bring the best game you got and still get served on a platter.
MC Shin, the true definition of a noob, keep this -ish up and I'll expose you like Janet's boob.
You're a nobody in here,
barely worth a mention. We run this Mid-A playground, while you sit lookin' dumb in detention.
Your rhyme's stale like that milk in Jeffie's cooler,
last time Shin was relevant I think Rick was still the Ruler...
A nobody? A noob? Yeah, a noob better than you.
20 years old, but still got more cheddar than you.
For those of you that don't understand the slang...
My stacks of cash are like skyscrapers, touching the planes.
It ain't about bravery, it ain't about who got the *****.
Did ya'll niggas forget that I'm 6'7" tall?
I school you in this rap game, I'm the rap professor.
So shut up, take a seat, and pay attention to my lecture.
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Old May 12, 2010 | 12:16 PM
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hahah its about to ugly!!!
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Old May 12, 2010 | 12:27 PM
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I love this thread. Clays arms are 6'7" inches around.

Im going to handsonkitchen.com right now to see if jeffie has a recipe for shin stew
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