hold onto ur head, the official mid-A rap thread!
04-27-2010, 08:34 PM
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Shin you can't spit and you have yet to score
Don't goto battle if you ain't ready for a war.
I don't have punchlines, but I know the game
You're black so you fuck bitches? Yea it's all the same.
Black girls in the rear got too much cushionin'
After this, they'll need a wood box to put you in.
Somethin' cheap, no not like a cedar
My fucking flows blows the top off the meter.
When you get a crew, you can holla back at me.
Until then, you'll never see that paper stack with me.
Don't goto battle if you ain't ready for a war.
I don't have punchlines, but I know the game
You're black so you fuck bitches? Yea it's all the same.
Black girls in the rear got too much cushionin'
After this, they'll need a wood box to put you in.
Somethin' cheap, no not like a cedar
My fucking flows blows the top off the meter.
When you get a crew, you can holla back at me.
Until then, you'll never see that paper stack with me.
04-27-2010, 08:34 PM
#202
SHUT UP JEFFIE!!! 
Finally..a REAL battle..alright..
You really wanna go at it? Fine, I unleash the beast.
Burn you alive, cause I spit flames; I unleash the heat!
Your mind in the gutter, I said your face, not your dick.
Is that some kind of fantasy for you? Are you that sick?
Cause I ain't on no gay ****, I'll get the hell out of here quick...
Pack my bags, order the ticket, fucking one way trip.
You just came out the closet, I think you lettin it slip.
Am I beating you so bad that you're losing your grip?
That's cool, cause that's how I be breakin' em down..
Now bring me the real opponents, I ain't got time for clowns.
Youre a new contender but you def aint fresh
All this cannibal talk, Its ok I know u like that men flesh
Putting good use to a blender is that the trick?
for you to down a smoothie made out of man dick?
Ima pittbull dawg and youre just a poodle, see
I dont need to post a pic, you can just google me
viet ricer? I'll take that cuz im all PHO and No Go
whereas ur black, no flava, all show, with no HO
U gotta admit this is fun so let it begin
make fun of asians, but what kinda black guy goes by the name SHIN?
All this cannibal talk, Its ok I know u like that men flesh
Putting good use to a blender is that the trick?
for you to down a smoothie made out of man dick?
Ima pittbull dawg and youre just a poodle, see
I dont need to post a pic, you can just google me
viet ricer? I'll take that cuz im all PHO and No Go
whereas ur black, no flava, all show, with no HO
U gotta admit this is fun so let it begin
make fun of asians, but what kinda black guy goes by the name SHIN?
You really wanna go at it? Fine, I unleash the beast.
Burn you alive, cause I spit flames; I unleash the heat!
Your mind in the gutter, I said your face, not your dick.
Is that some kind of fantasy for you? Are you that sick?
Cause I ain't on no gay ****, I'll get the hell out of here quick...
Pack my bags, order the ticket, fucking one way trip.
You just came out the closet, I think you lettin it slip.
Am I beating you so bad that you're losing your grip?
That's cool, cause that's how I be breakin' em down..
Now bring me the real opponents, I ain't got time for clowns.
04-27-2010, 08:45 PM
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Alright I've had it.
Turn back this thread a couple of pages
You'll see how I turn heads for the hip hop ages
You got more fake *** groupies than a rock show
I taught the whole Middle-A how my block flow.
If you wanna be gay, its ok, Jeffie loves it
He puts the dick in his mouth ain't nothin' above it.
Keep it between y'all though, don't let the word get out
Straight to the gutter goes your charm and clout.
Next time you take a picture, let me see your face
so I can spray AKs in it, fuck the mace.
Come around here, get on that paper chase
cuz I'ma nut case ready to rock this rough place.
Turn back this thread a couple of pages
You'll see how I turn heads for the hip hop ages
You got more fake *** groupies than a rock show
I taught the whole Middle-A how my block flow.
If you wanna be gay, its ok, Jeffie loves it
He puts the dick in his mouth ain't nothin' above it.
Keep it between y'all though, don't let the word get out
Straight to the gutter goes your charm and clout.
Next time you take a picture, let me see your face
so I can spray AKs in it, fuck the mace.
Come around here, get on that paper chase
cuz I'ma nut case ready to rock this rough place.
04-27-2010, 08:52 PM
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I've got a black booty does that mean I've got skillz
I dance ghetto fabulous, it'll definitely give you some thrillz
Love it when phunk tries to act all hard
But hes as bigger pvssy than John Luke Picard
Oh hi I'm joyride did yall forget me?
I stopped by to let you know black folk are not rarities
VaJay's in Z's are far more unlikely
So you boys can suck it and go a head and bite me
All these rhymes are as fruity as barney's sway
Someone please remind me what g ay horses say??
I dance ghetto fabulous, it'll definitely give you some thrillz
Love it when phunk tries to act all hard
But hes as bigger pvssy than John Luke Picard
Oh hi I'm joyride did yall forget me?
I stopped by to let you know black folk are not rarities
VaJay's in Z's are far more unlikely
So you boys can suck it and go a head and bite me
All these rhymes are as fruity as barney's sway
Someone please remind me what g ay horses say??
04-27-2010, 08:55 PM
#206
SHUT UP JEFFIE!!!
Finally..a REAL battle..alright..
You really wanna go at it? Fine, I unleash the beast.
Burn you alive, cause I spit flames; I unleash the heat!
Your mind in the gutter, I said your face, not your dick.
Is that some kind of fantasy for you? Are you that sick?
Cause I ain't on no gay ****, I'll get the hell out of here quick...
Pack my bags, order the ticket, fucking one way trip.
You just came out the closet, I think you lettin it slip.
Am I beating you so bad that you're losing your grip?
That's cool, cause that's how I be breakin' em down..
Now bring me the real opponents, I ain't got time for clowns.
Finally..a REAL battle..alright..
You really wanna go at it? Fine, I unleash the beast.
Burn you alive, cause I spit flames; I unleash the heat!
Your mind in the gutter, I said your face, not your dick.
Is that some kind of fantasy for you? Are you that sick?
Cause I ain't on no gay ****, I'll get the hell out of here quick...
Pack my bags, order the ticket, fucking one way trip.
You just came out the closet, I think you lettin it slip.
Am I beating you so bad that you're losing your grip?
That's cool, cause that's how I be breakin' em down..
Now bring me the real opponents, I ain't got time for clowns.
now if only you can step up your weakass rhyme
let my words cut you and my creativity be the lime
the pain will be swift, just close your eyes and ull be fine
You can order your ticket but they dont let monkeys on the plane
Ill feed you a banana shaped as a dick and maybe u'll stay sane
Beating me? the only thing you beat is ur crunchy dick
and you have the nerve to call me sick?
You can't beat me, im too far ahead
months ago, IM the one that started this thread
No matter how hard you hit, u wont faze me
even if you were a baker, you couldnt glaze me
You could be lightning, your touch wont taze me
no matter what THIS RAP GOD stayz me
04-27-2010, 09:00 PM
#207
Alright I've had it.
Turn back this thread a couple of pages
You'll see how I turn heads for the hip hop ages
You got more fake *** groupies than a rock show
I taught the whole Middle-A how my block flow.
If you wanna be gay, its ok, Jeffie loves it
He puts the dick in his mouth ain't nothin' above it.
Keep it between y'all though, don't let the word get out
Straight to the gutter goes your charm and clout.
Next time you take a picture, let me see your face
so I can spray AKs in it, fuck the mace.
Come around here, get on that paper chase
cuz I'ma nut case ready to rock this rough place.
Turn back this thread a couple of pages
You'll see how I turn heads for the hip hop ages
You got more fake *** groupies than a rock show
I taught the whole Middle-A how my block flow.
If you wanna be gay, its ok, Jeffie loves it
He puts the dick in his mouth ain't nothin' above it.
Keep it between y'all though, don't let the word get out
Straight to the gutter goes your charm and clout.
Next time you take a picture, let me see your face
so I can spray AKs in it, fuck the mace.
Come around here, get on that paper chase
cuz I'ma nut case ready to rock this rough place.
I don't listen to hip hop, boy, only gangster rap.
Cassidy, DipSet, they are the best, see?
But the bulls**** you spit, does not impress me.
Your block flow? You tellin me your block is hot?
That you got crackheads and dope fiends comin through your spot?
Supposed to be the dealer, paper chasing, collecting the cash?
Boy, that's raw ******** you pullin out your ***.
04-27-2010, 09:07 PM
#208
Shin stepping up his game bout damn time
now if only you can step up your weakass rhyme
let my words cut you and my creativity be the lime
the pain will be swift, just close your eyes and ull be fine
You can order your ticket but they dont let monkeys on the plane
Ill feed you a banana shaped as a dick and maybe u'll stay sane
Beating me? the only thing you beat is ur crunchy dick
and you have the nerve to call me sick?
You can't beat me, im too far ahead
months ago, IM the one that started this thread
No matter how hard you hit, u wont faze me
even if you were a baker, you couldnt glaze me
You could be lightning, your touch wont taze me
no matter what THIS RAP GOD stayz me
now if only you can step up your weakass rhyme
let my words cut you and my creativity be the lime
the pain will be swift, just close your eyes and ull be fine
You can order your ticket but they dont let monkeys on the plane
Ill feed you a banana shaped as a dick and maybe u'll stay sane
Beating me? the only thing you beat is ur crunchy dick
and you have the nerve to call me sick?
You can't beat me, im too far ahead
months ago, IM the one that started this thread
No matter how hard you hit, u wont faze me
even if you were a baker, you couldnt glaze me
You could be lightning, your touch wont taze me
no matter what THIS RAP GOD stayz me
I could make you my ho, then you can start making me profits.
Fruity *** ni*ga, wtf? You thinking about bananas?
But, you the same ***** turn yellow when I pull out my hammer.
And when I pull the trigger, the AK will shred you.
I can make you transparent, kid, make you see-through.
You might've started this thread, but I'm jacking it like 9-11
A battle with me is an easy way to go to Heaven...
Shin!
04-28-2010, 04:37 AM
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I've got a black booty does that mean I've got skillz
I dance ghetto fabulous, it'll definitely give you some thrillz
Love it when phunk tries to act all hard
But hes as bigger pvssy than John Luke Picard
Oh hi I'm joyride did yall forget me?
I stopped by to let you know black folk are not rarities
VaJay's in Z's are far more unlikely
So you boys can suck it and go a head and bite me
All these rhymes are as fruity as barney's sway
Someone please remind me what g ay horses say??
I dance ghetto fabulous, it'll definitely give you some thrillz
Love it when phunk tries to act all hard
But hes as bigger pvssy than John Luke Picard
Oh hi I'm joyride did yall forget me?
I stopped by to let you know black folk are not rarities
VaJay's in Z's are far more unlikely
So you boys can suck it and go a head and bite me
All these rhymes are as fruity as barney's sway
Someone please remind me what g ay horses say??
04-28-2010, 04:45 AM
#210
I can also rap white. Vanilla Ice aint got **** on me.
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Brian please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Brian please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like *****, like bawls, just burst in the door
and started whoopin its *** worse than before
they first were usable, throwin down furniture sized vag
Now they're beat like a old piece of rotten meat (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Clay said... nothing you idiots!
Clay's dead, Chen's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Chen loves cack
[*vocal : chigga chigga chigga*]
"Brian, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Goof Bawls to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
[Chorus: Brian (repeat 2X)]
'Cause I'm Brian, yes I'm the real black wannabie
All you other black people are just imitating
So won't the real Brian please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
[Brian]
Shin don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so **** him and **** you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Brian, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Chen?
****, JoyRide better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Barnie, and E10
and hear 'em argue over who he gave head to first
You little *****, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a **** like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
[Chorus]
[Brian]
I like head from men, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about *brian grabs small ****** with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the small ***** to touch
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit *** from my mouth
and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just swallowed it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
when *** taste better, why can't all hot boys be gay
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin grampas asses when I'm jackin off with old man sal
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a hot hallway wide **** canal
Old man Anh could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling jerking like a king
Screaming "I don't give a ****!" spray it on me
with his pants down and his legs up
So, will the real Brian please enter me?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? ohh ohhh ohhhhhh!
[Chorus 4X]
[Brian]
Ha ha
Guess there's a little *** in all of us
**** it, let's all stand up and let it drip out.
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Brian please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Brian please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like *****, like bawls, just burst in the door
and started whoopin its *** worse than before
they first were usable, throwin down furniture sized vag
Now they're beat like a old piece of rotten meat (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Clay said... nothing you idiots!
Clay's dead, Chen's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Chen loves cack
[*vocal : chigga chigga chigga*]
"Brian, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Goof Bawls to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
[Chorus: Brian (repeat 2X)]
'Cause I'm Brian, yes I'm the real black wannabie
All you other black people are just imitating
So won't the real Brian please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
[Brian]
Shin don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so **** him and **** you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Brian, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Chen?
****, JoyRide better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Barnie, and E10
and hear 'em argue over who he gave head to first
You little *****, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a **** like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
[Chorus]
[Brian]
I like head from men, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about *brian grabs small ****** with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the small ***** to touch
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit *** from my mouth
and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just swallowed it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
when *** taste better, why can't all hot boys be gay
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin grampas asses when I'm jackin off with old man sal
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a hot hallway wide **** canal
Old man Anh could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling jerking like a king
Screaming "I don't give a ****!" spray it on me
with his pants down and his legs up
So, will the real Brian please enter me?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? ohh ohhh ohhhhhh!
[Chorus 4X]
[Brian]
Ha ha
Guess there's a little *** in all of us
**** it, let's all stand up and let it drip out.
Last edited by jeffie7; 04-28-2010 at 04:49 AM.
04-28-2010, 06:02 AM
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Always one clown tryin' to ruin our cypher,
we got this kid screw facin' like he's wearin' a wet diaper.
Now please get lost, scram, go back to North Cack-a-Lacky,
before i whip out my Thor hammer, draw back and smack thee.....
we got this kid screw facin' like he's wearin' a wet diaper.
Now please get lost, scram, go back to North Cack-a-Lacky,
before i whip out my Thor hammer, draw back and smack thee.....
04-28-2010, 06:48 AM
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While Phunk reloads, and Goofball takes a rest,
Clay takes aim and ***** the Glock at Shin's chest.
A new challenger just stepped his foot in this game, won't bother spellin' it, ya'll bishes know the name.
Who's this new cat on our block? Disturbin' our peace? With ludicrous raps and punchlines that stink like stale quiche.
This dude's got mad boasts, claims he's the best. But from where I'm sittin'....so far...NOT IMPRESSED!
Clay takes aim and ***** the Glock at Shin's chest.
A new challenger just stepped his foot in this game, won't bother spellin' it, ya'll bishes know the name.
Who's this new cat on our block? Disturbin' our peace? With ludicrous raps and punchlines that stink like stale quiche.
This dude's got mad boasts, claims he's the best. But from where I'm sittin'....so far...NOT IMPRESSED!
04-28-2010, 06:58 AM
#219
Hey kiddos didn't you see the memos?
No homo! Mid-A's all about love but filled with dudes that own ******
We got Z-S fourteen who is supposed to be Latino
Somehow dunno how he ended up being a Guido
We got the new guy Shin with identity crisis
Six foot seven, black and proud but can't even use Microsoft Access
Then we got the rap god Atomaticgoofball keeping everyone in check
Whose real name is Phuc-Dat which happens to rhymes with fuck that
Who did I miss out oh yea Brian aka Mr. Phunk
My bad all white people look the same I mistaken you with Donald Trump
No homo! Mid-A's all about love but filled with dudes that own ******
We got Z-S fourteen who is supposed to be Latino
Somehow dunno how he ended up being a Guido
We got the new guy Shin with identity crisis
Six foot seven, black and proud but can't even use Microsoft Access
Then we got the rap god Atomaticgoofball keeping everyone in check
Whose real name is Phuc-Dat which happens to rhymes with fuck that
Who did I miss out oh yea Brian aka Mr. Phunk
My bad all white people look the same I mistaken you with Donald Trump
Last edited by bb1314; 04-28-2010 at 07:00 AM.
04-28-2010, 07:32 AM
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while phunk reloads, and goofball takes a rest,
clay takes aim and ***** the glock at shin's chest.
A new challenger just stepped his foot in this game, won't bother spellin' it, ya'll bishes know the name.
Who's this new cat on our block? Disturbin' our peace? With ludicrous raps and punchlines that stink like stale quiche.
This dude's got mad boasts, claims he's the best. But from where i'm sittin'....so far...not impressed!
clay takes aim and ***** the glock at shin's chest.
A new challenger just stepped his foot in this game, won't bother spellin' it, ya'll bishes know the name.
Who's this new cat on our block? Disturbin' our peace? With ludicrous raps and punchlines that stink like stale quiche.
This dude's got mad boasts, claims he's the best. But from where i'm sittin'....so far...not impressed!