hold onto ur head, the official mid-A rap thread!
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- YESSSSS! Finally some life breathed back into our little cypher 
-GOOBER, if you don't like it...leave
*clears throat, and now.....
Red Light! Red Light! Emergency evacuation!
My words' about to *** like verbal ejaculations.
So I grab my joint, point it at Shin's mouth,
but they don't swallow in his family,
spit it out on the couch.
Now Mrs. Shin's all mad and $hit cuz I stained her favorite sofa,
slapped Shin upside the head and said, "Boy why'd you bring Clay over?"
Now that's 2 Shin family members mad heated, staring me down,
and it's gettin dark out and we're on the bad side of town.
Lookin down at my Seiko, damn i wanted to scream,
BEEP! BEEP! 5AM alarm,
Thank God....just a dream.
-GOOBER, if you don't like it...leave
*clears throat, and now.....
Red Light! Red Light! Emergency evacuation!
My words' about to *** like verbal ejaculations.
So I grab my joint, point it at Shin's mouth,
but they don't swallow in his family,
spit it out on the couch.
Now Mrs. Shin's all mad and $hit cuz I stained her favorite sofa,
slapped Shin upside the head and said, "Boy why'd you bring Clay over?"
Now that's 2 Shin family members mad heated, staring me down,
and it's gettin dark out and we're on the bad side of town.
Lookin down at my Seiko, damn i wanted to scream,
BEEP! BEEP! 5AM alarm,
Thank God....just a dream.
- YESSSSS! Finally some life breathed back into our little cypher
-GOOBER, if you don't like it...leave
*clears throat, and now.....
Red Light! Red Light! Emergency evacuation!
My words' about to *** like verbal ejaculations.
So I grab my joint, point it at Shin's mouth,
but they don't swallow in his family,
spit it out on the couch.
Now Mrs. Shin's all mad and $hit cuz I stained her favorite sofa,
slapped Shin upside the head and said, "Boy why'd you bring Clay over?"
Now that's 2 Shin family members mad heated, staring me down,
and it's gettin dark out and we're on the bad side of town.
Lookin down at my Seiko, damn i wanted to scream,
BEEP! BEEP! 5AM alarm,
Thank God....just a dream.
-GOOBER, if you don't like it...leave
*clears throat, and now.....
Red Light! Red Light! Emergency evacuation!
My words' about to *** like verbal ejaculations.
So I grab my joint, point it at Shin's mouth,
but they don't swallow in his family,
spit it out on the couch.
Now Mrs. Shin's all mad and $hit cuz I stained her favorite sofa,
slapped Shin upside the head and said, "Boy why'd you bring Clay over?"
Now that's 2 Shin family members mad heated, staring me down,
and it's gettin dark out and we're on the bad side of town.
Lookin down at my Seiko, damn i wanted to scream,
BEEP! BEEP! 5AM alarm,
Thank God....just a dream.
I would never talk about a seiko watch in my rhymes.
Cause the only things I use to keep track of the time...
Either Movado, or Citizen's, yeah, I really got one.
I don't think you can afford it, cause you probably lack the funds...
I swear you gay, dreamin about whippin it out your d!ck.
And busting a nut, like you even have a pair to bust with.
Cause we know between your legs, that it's a single hole.
We both know you a *****, so let's keep it on the low..
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Okay..
I would never talk about a seiko watch in my rhymes.
Cause the only things I use to keep track of the time...
Either Movado, or Citizen's, yeah, I really got one.
I don't think you can afford it, cause you probably lack the funds...
I swear you gay, dreamin about whippin it out your d!ck.
And busting a nut, like you even have a pair to bust with.
Cause we know between your legs, that it's a single hole.
We both know you a *****, so let's keep it on the low..
I would never talk about a seiko watch in my rhymes.
Cause the only things I use to keep track of the time...
Either Movado, or Citizen's, yeah, I really got one.
I don't think you can afford it, cause you probably lack the funds...
I swear you gay, dreamin about whippin it out your d!ck.
And busting a nut, like you even have a pair to bust with.
Cause we know between your legs, that it's a single hole.
We both know you a *****, so let's keep it on the low..
~We have an interloper amongst us, I'll get at you later >:0[
Sometimes I rhyme quick, sometimes i rhyme slow.
Had the pen pointed at Shin, but now i'm switchin the flow.
It's really sad to me there's nothin poppin' in Carolina,
only 4 hicks with Zs, that hold their meets at Bubba's Diner.
Power slides on dirt roads, jumpin' puddles in their cars,
runnin' from Sherrif Roscoe....ya'll are like ATLiens from Mars.
Now the whole South's not bad,
some straight cats that ain't all ghey.
If you don't like our forum [GBOOGIE]
STAY THE **** OUTTA THE MID-A!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*shakes fist at Shin
~We have an interloper amongst us, I'll get at you later >:0[
Sometimes I rhyme quick, sometimes i rhyme slow.
Had the pen pointed at Shin, but now i'm switchin the flow.
It's really sad to me there's nothin poppin' in Carolina,
only 4 hicks with Zs, that hold their meets at Bubba's Diner.
Power slides on dirt roads, jumpin' puddles in their cars,
runnin' from Sherrif Roscoe....ya'll are like ATLiens from Mars.
Now the whole South's not bad,
some straight cats that ain't all ghey.
If you don't like our forum [GBOOGIE]
STAY THE **** OUTTA THE MID-A!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~We have an interloper amongst us, I'll get at you later >:0[
Sometimes I rhyme quick, sometimes i rhyme slow.
Had the pen pointed at Shin, but now i'm switchin the flow.
It's really sad to me there's nothin poppin' in Carolina,
only 4 hicks with Zs, that hold their meets at Bubba's Diner.
Power slides on dirt roads, jumpin' puddles in their cars,
runnin' from Sherrif Roscoe....ya'll are like ATLiens from Mars.
Now the whole South's not bad,
some straight cats that ain't all ghey.
If you don't like our forum [GBOOGIE]
STAY THE **** OUTTA THE MID-A!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait, Wyzi, in Carolina, there's something poppin'.
GBoger's girl's *****, when she see me, her panties droppin'.
And while Wyzi whips it out, and takes shots in her mouth.
I hit it from behind, makin' her scream and shout.
And when we finish with ya girl, we toss her aside.
Cause she ain't $hit to us, we got better broads that ride.
So real talk, if you not feelin our rap lessons.
Do like Wyzi said, or I can pull out the Mac-11.
Last edited by Shin Beats; May 13, 2010 at 11:08 AM.
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Lol let me tag in with you...
Wait, Wyzi, in Carolina, there's something poppin'.
GBoger's girl's *****, when she see me, her panties droppin'.
And while Wyzi whips it out, and takes shots in her mouth.
I hit it from behind, makin' her scream and shout.
And when we finish with ya girl, we toss her aside.
Cause she ain't $hit to us, we got better broads that ride.
So real talk, if you not feelin our rap lessons.
Do like Wyzi said, or I can pull out the Mac-11.
Wait, Wyzi, in Carolina, there's something poppin'.
GBoger's girl's *****, when she see me, her panties droppin'.
And while Wyzi whips it out, and takes shots in her mouth.
I hit it from behind, makin' her scream and shout.
And when we finish with ya girl, we toss her aside.
Cause she ain't $hit to us, we got better broads that ride.
So real talk, if you not feelin our rap lessons.
Do like Wyzi said, or I can pull out the Mac-11.
wow really? a mac-11? you must be gansta fa sho!
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I figure it'd be my thing to step back in the ring
show shin that dr. Phunkenstein is the king.
There's no question that I'm lazy, maybe crazy
but trying to turn me down doesn't even phase me
I don't need to talk up a storm about that shit none of us do
Shin you might be black, but you don't roll with no crew.
I've rocked this thread for thirteen pages,
rocked more than ten head cases with no stages
Time to write me down and put me in the book for the ages.
I'ma send em to heaven, maybe hell, but oh well
I don't need to drop a shell to keep em out the cell.
Take the sign that in time this white guy has more rhymes
than Shin couldn't even think of in his fake crimes.
I don't need to make em bleed to feed the greed
of those of you whose cars are in all sorts of need.
Ethan keeps telling me to come back into the game
but if I remember right I already put all of y'all to shame.
Don't complain when your lyrics are slain and mine are hung up and framed
because reading what I jot down will drive you insane
show shin that dr. Phunkenstein is the king.
There's no question that I'm lazy, maybe crazy
but trying to turn me down doesn't even phase me
I don't need to talk up a storm about that shit none of us do
Shin you might be black, but you don't roll with no crew.
I've rocked this thread for thirteen pages,
rocked more than ten head cases with no stages
Time to write me down and put me in the book for the ages.
I'ma send em to heaven, maybe hell, but oh well
I don't need to drop a shell to keep em out the cell.
Take the sign that in time this white guy has more rhymes
than Shin couldn't even think of in his fake crimes.
I don't need to make em bleed to feed the greed
of those of you whose cars are in all sorts of need.
Ethan keeps telling me to come back into the game
but if I remember right I already put all of y'all to shame.
Don't complain when your lyrics are slain and mine are hung up and framed
because reading what I jot down will drive you insane
Last edited by phunkenstein; May 19, 2010 at 09:32 PM.
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My pen's the heat seeker,
turnin' your sunny days bleaker,
borrowed Shin's mac-11 and blowin' holes through your speakers.
Dude's way down South still talkin about what we said,
I bet GBoogie's next post'll be a "Oh No I crashed my Z" thread.
U stay steady comin' in here,
you need to be callin' it quits,
GBoogie's a straight sucka like the nipples on t*ts!
I'm on some Nas type $hit and GayBoogie's my ETHER,
cats hate you in the Southeast and we don't like you here either.
Now please leave Sir,
See? I asked u nicely, find another site and go talk about what rice be.
Now go away please, I'm sick of wasting my time, thinking up ways to diss you in the form of a rhyme....
turnin' your sunny days bleaker,
borrowed Shin's mac-11 and blowin' holes through your speakers.
Dude's way down South still talkin about what we said,
I bet GBoogie's next post'll be a "Oh No I crashed my Z" thread.
U stay steady comin' in here,
you need to be callin' it quits,
GBoogie's a straight sucka like the nipples on t*ts!
I'm on some Nas type $hit and GayBoogie's my ETHER,
cats hate you in the Southeast and we don't like you here either.
Now please leave Sir,
See? I asked u nicely, find another site and go talk about what rice be.
Now go away please, I'm sick of wasting my time, thinking up ways to diss you in the form of a rhyme....
