I'm the master of this game of hip hop
you need to see what's real and never flip flop

Soon as ya hear it, you're gonna love my style of hip-hop.
My **** is everywhere like white dudes in brown flip-flops.

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Love your flow, but think outside the box
for all I know, all you love is them *****.
Do you even have the experience to call yourself a genius?
You need to fear this and think if you really mean this.
But I know you got shit that you have to do
wacking off, backing off my rhymes that school you.

They call me the master of this lyricism shit
So decease, poof, be gone and just quit
before I have to sit your punk ass down
and keep my crown, don't come around.
Bloodbath and wrath is what you call for
in the aftermath you'll be bent down on all fours
Not lookin' for a girl that guys call *****
but keepin' my stamina and keepin' a tall core.

 

Yo yo yo
Phunk is a fag
Yo yo
his rhymes suck.

 

I get 'Phunky' on cats with these sick type flows,
throwin' lefts and rights and knock you out like Glass Joe.
My pen'll lightcha' up like Jin Kazama's fists,
have you cryin' in the corner, all emo with slit wrists.
Really? Who on this board can flow like this?
Leave ya'll scratchin' your heads like you were takin' calculus.
I'll drift through you dudes like Abui01 and giant stomp your heads like I was Big Slim's son.
Leave you all scratched and bruised like Joy_Ride's tires and run that *** out this forum like that Hearts98 liar.
Watch your step around me cuz I'll freeze you mister,
have you scared to leave the house like Chen's little sister....

 

OMG

 

So,

What you Z is what you get, you think that you spit
if you saw a woman's body could you find the clit?
This thread isn't about the pen and pad
its about freestylin' lyrics that don't sound bad
I'll tell you who on this board can flow like you
it's the phunk master, I dont need to show like you
Can you get any girl you want to go with you
seems all you do is take home a hoe with you.
I got all these fly bitches already on the dick
while you got birds on your nerves touching that pogo stick.

 

.....how many times have you said OMG in here woody?

 

4 times..

 

woodrow88 (Woody) hates black people.

 

C'mon dude give us a rap! we know you can do it. You're black!!

 

omg (5) i dont think so

 

U have not contributed
Anything to this thread
How about u just dropdead
Like u just mentioned
Hopefully this doesnt start. Any tension
Why dont you rap
about anythin like a bottle cap??
Whos this wzywig
He needs another gig
Always on the forum
He must be in some serious boredom
Throwin down these lines
Like hes in his prime
..

 

maybe you should read back a couple pages...

 

Brittany is pretty messed up on drugs right now
so she told me to go ahead and hold it down
on her behalf so she can keep the crown
of being the best female Z driver all across town.

So, this one is spoken by phunk from joy ride
ZS14, it seems like there's something you need to hide.
It seems your rhymes are flawed and dont give you much pride.
and once you read my lyrics, you must have cried.

Joy Ride is in a sickly state at this time
can anyone on here mirror my prime?
She's trying to solve what's making her ill
so I'm on here to make another mill-
igram, the fam is checkin up on her
I'm the best rapper on this forum do you concur?

 

GRRRR, watch me get mad and rip my shirt like Bill Bixby. And verbally slap fools like Phunk tryin' ta get with me.
I spend my nights in the lab like Pinky and the Brain, fire shots at the sky and kill you with lead rain.
Your rhymes are soft...stupid...lame...and weird. My shiit's hard, rough and rugged like RJ's beard.
I stroke that beat like Sasha Grey does cockks and serve Phunkenstein. Here, try these bagels and lox.
MMMMMMM, taste good? Need a drink to wash it down? Open up real wide and I'll **** on you and that crown.
Phunk's flow seems nervous, like a straight dude in a gay bar. Dude quit while you're behind and go get back in your car.....

 

Welcome to Wyz's Diner, where we serve beef daily. ZS14? Is that your name? No, really?
You looked towards the heavens and called out my name, and like Barry Allen in a FLASH i came.
Joy_Ride's not well, so I'll focus on you. Gimme time to think...be back in a few....

 

you want a note pad?? theres is no time think in this game
youre hot 15 min of fame have been shot down the drain
youre getting old you better use cane..
its okay clay its best to walkaway
for a fact i will go on you allday
now phunk coming to someones defense
dude what u type makes no sense
your all hype and seem a bit tense
take the H out of you name
be a PUNK with alot of lame
dont embarass yourself in this game

 

So Wyz, you have to watch **** to get your fix
have you ever been with a girl to get your kicks
Don't rep NY if you ain't a fan of the Knicks
I'll be making stacks while you make sticks.

Nervous? Ha I'll make you **** your pants
like a child in bed, bitch, suck on your hands.
Keep that thumb in your mouth so you don't pout
and if your thumb comes out, give your dick a shout.

I'm not tryna get with you I've got a problem to solve
the problem is your rhymes must evolve
to get on my level of expertise
bitch shut the fuck up and get on your knees.
Was that hard enough for you? I listen to west coast
they inspire me so I call em the best coast.

 

ZS14, OMG your stuff's wack. You're probably some kid from the 'burbs named Zach.
Got straight A's in school, so they bought ya a Z. Who makes them payments? Mom and Dad? Yeah, I see.
Your word pattern's awful and sucks dix like Stiffler's mom. I even Googled you on www.wackrhymes.com.
Stay out this sandbox, only big boys allowed.
Me and Phunk got this covered, and you know Three's a Crowd. :0P

 

ZS14 I see we might have an issue
keep up you're crying while I grab you a tissue.
Does the 14 in your name tell me how old you are
how the fuck can you afford your shitty car?
Don't even try to tell me you hustle and flow
because your body's never rustled a hoe.

I didn't defend Joy Ride, I simply spoke for her
because she asked me to, you think I'ma ***** her?
I don't even play like that, I'm a gentleman
I write down these lyrics with a mental plan.
Get the fuck off my back and stay away
let us big boys come through and save the day.

 

OMG