You're forgiven

 

'Sup f4g. Drove through that sh!thole town again... it's either ricers or rednecks there and they apparently don't like each other. Some place called Walhalla...

 

HAHAHA Walhalla is one of our more colorful towns up here. The people there actually pronounce it "Walholler" and they usually all live in trailer parks. It's one of our red-neckier parts of the upstate. That and Starr, and Iva. The term "uncle daddy" is common in those areas.

 

Yeah I made a mistake Walhalla was actually the town where the redneck smoked up my car.

 

Doesn't surprise me a bit. Clemson/Greenville/Anderson/Spartanburg are the nice towns. The others...well...I'm sure incest is alive and kicking.

 

Well, here goes nothing. Waxing the car for the first time since having it. Let's hope this helps mask some of the hail damage that it seems to have...

 

Wax doesn't hide hail damage... I know this from my learnings.

 

Waxing won't cover up or hide defects on the body or paint.


Edit: Jeff beat me to it, but I'll leave this posted for reinforcement.

 

Well dern. Know any way to hide little imperfections in the paint from hail other than getting a repaint?

 

No, but more than likely most people won't notice them.

 

seks wif me.

 

^+1

seks with Hraes.

 

+2

seks wif teh Hraes will do et.

 

"Wawlhawlla" sucks, except for a few of the roads, which can be fun if you know which ones to go to. I stopped at THE redlight there and was eyeballed by a local with three teeth.

 

Haha! I know what you mean dude. Other than some pretty cool shops here and there, it's Hickville. More cattle than people, etc. And no wonder you got eyed at the one redlight there. Zs in "Wallholler" are like Bugattis in Clemson.

 

Today, I took my grandma out to lunch. We backed out of her driveway. She forgot her umbrella. I turned into someone's driveway to back out and get it. I got into a fight with the mailbox that was behind me because the glass in the back is so small you can't see anything when you're backing up a hill. Guess who lost?

My taillight lens has to be replaced. Thank God that was the only thing it hit. Two inches to the right and it would have collided with the paint on the trunk.

Wanna know the kicker? The freaking mailbox didn't have a scratch on it.

 

That didn't take long.

You know, after 257 posts you aren't a New Member anymore. You should broaden your horizons and come into Off-Topic where the cool people are.

 

Teen drivers.

 

Way to go, you just reinforced the stereotype...

But really, at least its not paint, you can just replace the light and you're good to go.