Pembroke Pines/Miramar/Hollywood Z Meet
I know everyone wants me to go but I'm having a hard time deciding, with taking time off of work and everything... But even if I go, I won't be driving my car 
04-29-2009, 10:27 AM
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Horrible mistaken identity:
A drunk guy is walking down the street. He sees this nun, runs up and knocks her over. He says, "HA! You don't feel so tough now, do you, Batman!?"
A drunk guy is walking down the street. He sees this nun, runs up and knocks her over. He says, "HA! You don't feel so tough now, do you, Batman!?"
04-29-2009, 10:29 AM
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Those jokes are funny as me. lol.
Going to Got Wheels now. John got his rims/tires.
Z you guys tonight. Maybe dinner @ Fuddruckers. Text me whoever wants to join me.
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Those jokes are funny as me. lol.
Going to Got Wheels now. John got his rims/tires.
Z you guys tonight. Maybe dinner @ Fuddruckers. Text me whoever wants to join me.
04-29-2009, 10:34 AM
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ok, a teacher is teaching her class and is trying to get them to understand what "definitely" means. So she askes the class for examples after her presentation.
A girl pops up and says, "the Sky is definitely blue!" The teacher is impressed and says, "good try, but the sky can also be grey so no im sorry, but that is incorrect." Another girls says, "The grass is definitely Green!" The teacher again says, "im sorry, but grass can also be brown, so no that is not correct either." A boy in the back of the class raises his hand and askes the teacher, "do farts have lumps?" The teacher is perplexed and thinks to herself is he making a joke, is he serious. She ponders it and the kid looks serious, so finally she answers, "no, farts don't have lumps."
The boy replies, "then I DEFINITELY **** my pants."
A girl pops up and says, "the Sky is definitely blue!" The teacher is impressed and says, "good try, but the sky can also be grey so no im sorry, but that is incorrect." Another girls says, "The grass is definitely Green!" The teacher again says, "im sorry, but grass can also be brown, so no that is not correct either." A boy in the back of the class raises his hand and askes the teacher, "do farts have lumps?" The teacher is perplexed and thinks to herself is he making a joke, is he serious. She ponders it and the kid looks serious, so finally she answers, "no, farts don't have lumps."
The boy replies, "then I DEFINITELY **** my pants."
04-29-2009, 10:35 AM
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Thank you love!
Definitely!
Damn sometimes I wish I didn't live in Orlando!
Damn sometimes I wish I didn't live in Orlando!
04-29-2009, 10:43 AM
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so little Johnny asks his father what the difference between theory and reality is. his dad replies "well son go run upstairs and ask your sister if she would sleep with a stranger for a million dollars" Johnny runs up and comes done shortly and says to his father "ya dad she said that she would" the father says "now run down stairs and ask your mother if she would sleep with a stranger for a million dollars.” little Johnny runs down stairs asks his mom and comes back to his father and says "ya dad she said she would too" his father says "well the difference between theory and reality is this, in theory we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality we live with two ******"
04-29-2009, 10:50 AM
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so little Johnny asks his father what the difference between theory and reality is. his dad replies "well son go run upstairs and ask your sister if she would sleep with a stranger for a million dollars" Johnny runs up and comes done shortly and says to his father "ya dad she said that she would" the father says "now run down stairs and ask your mother if she would sleep with a stranger for a million dollars.” little Johnny runs down stairs asks his mom and comes back to his father and says "ya dad she said she would too" his father says "well the difference between theory and reality is this, in theory we are sitting on two million bucks, but in reality we live with two ******"
a good laugh for a slow motion day of work
04-29-2009, 11:11 AM
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A woman at home is talking to her husband and says she wants to get breast implants. The husband says forget it, and that they can't afford it. But the wife is very insistent on getting the breast implants. So the husbands says, "look, if you want your breasts to get bigger, just take some toilet tissue and rub it between your breasts everyday and they will start to get bigger." The wife is shocked, she says, "really? Will that work?"
The husband replies, "It sure worked on your ***!"
The husband replies, "It sure worked on your ***!"
04-29-2009, 11:16 AM
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A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of
Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads: "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his
way with her.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lb.
As promised.
He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning,beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck
that reads: "If you catch me you can have me."
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot!
This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her; but
when he does, it's definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze, so for the next four days, the same routine happens.
Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover
that he
has lost another 20 lb. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50
pound
program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone,
"This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies," I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds
this
huge, muscular, 7 ft man standing there, wearing nothing but pink running
shoes
and a sign around his neck that read: "I'm Dave. If I catch you, you're
mine..."
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of
Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads: "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his
way with her.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lb.
As promised.
He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning,beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck
that reads: "If you catch me you can have me."
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot!
This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her; but
when he does, it's definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze, so for the next four days, the same routine happens.
Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover
that he
has lost another 20 lb. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50
pound
program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone,
"This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies," I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds
this
huge, muscular, 7 ft man standing there, wearing nothing but pink running
shoes
and a sign around his neck that read: "I'm Dave. If I catch you, you're
mine..."
04-29-2009, 11:27 AM
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Oooooooooooo.... just saw that the next UFC fight for Silva will be Forrest Griffin. That ought to be pretty good. I still think Silva will win though. He's one of the best fighters UFC has.
04-29-2009, 11:59 AM
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I heart u!He's in the prelim's against Mark Coleman. But he's not even really a ranked fighter.
Big bout that night will be St. Pierre Vs Thiago Alves and Frank Mir Vs Brock Lesnar.
