one of Ben's theories on women
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from observation is it me but every group of girls usually has the following:
- the fat one who usually is a c0ckblocker
- the "promiscuous" one aka the ***** of the group
- the hottest one in the group who usually is stuck up one unless you drive an E55![Wink](https://my350z.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif)
- the inbetween friend who isnt fine but she isnt ugly but she is the type of girl with a few shots of liquid courage you' give her a "beef injection" out of boredom but hate yourself the next day
- the really ugly one thats usually the nicest and she is also the one that the unlucky one in your group of guys takes for the team
- and last but not least the "drama queen" of the bunch who happens to ruin the mood for everyone because some how she runs into an ex or a girl she doesnt like at the club or party.....
hahaha.... can you relate to me or what?
feel free to add to my theory
- the fat one who usually is a c0ckblocker
- the "promiscuous" one aka the ***** of the group
- the hottest one in the group who usually is stuck up one unless you drive an E55
![Wink](https://my350z.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif)
- the inbetween friend who isnt fine but she isnt ugly but she is the type of girl with a few shots of liquid courage you' give her a "beef injection" out of boredom but hate yourself the next day
- the really ugly one thats usually the nicest and she is also the one that the unlucky one in your group of guys takes for the team
- and last but not least the "drama queen" of the bunch who happens to ruin the mood for everyone because some how she runs into an ex or a girl she doesnt like at the club or party.....
hahaha.... can you relate to me or what?
feel free to add to my theory
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and..
The promiscuous one usually ends up as a big tease too.
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I have no problem attracting girls when I'm in a relationship, but its always tough when I'm single. lol! -sigh-
The promiscuous one usually ends up as a big tease too.
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I have no problem attracting girls when I'm in a relationship, but its always tough when I'm single. lol! -sigh-
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Originally Posted by inZpire
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I have no problem attracting girls when I'm in a relationship, but its always tough when I'm single. lol! -sigh-
I have no problem attracting girls when I'm in a relationship, but its always tough when I'm single. lol! -sigh-
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Originally Posted by Boneout JZA80
from observation is it me but every group of girls usually has the following:
- the fat one who usually is a c0ckblocker
- the "promiscuous" one aka the ***** of the group
- the hottest one in the group who usually is stuck up one unless you drive an E55![Wink](https://my350z.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif)
- the inbetween friend who isnt fine but she isnt ugly but she is the type of girl with a few shots of liquid courage you' give her a "beef injection" out of boredom but hate yourself the next day
- the really ugly one thats usually the nicest and she is also the one that the unlucky one in your group of guys takes for the team
- and last but not least the "drama queen" of the bunch who happens to ruin the mood for everyone because some how she runs into an ex or a girl she doesnt like at the club or party.....
hahaha.... can you relate to me or what?
feel free to add to my theory
- the fat one who usually is a c0ckblocker
- the "promiscuous" one aka the ***** of the group
- the hottest one in the group who usually is stuck up one unless you drive an E55
![Wink](https://my350z.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif)
- the inbetween friend who isnt fine but she isnt ugly but she is the type of girl with a few shots of liquid courage you' give her a "beef injection" out of boredom but hate yourself the next day
- the really ugly one thats usually the nicest and she is also the one that the unlucky one in your group of guys takes for the team
- and last but not least the "drama queen" of the bunch who happens to ruin the mood for everyone because some how she runs into an ex or a girl she doesnt like at the club or party.....
hahaha.... can you relate to me or what?
feel free to add to my theory
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They will still act stuck up regardless...
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Originally Posted by InZpire
and..
The promiscuous one usually ends up as a big tease too.
Offtopic:
I have no problem attracting girls when I'm in a relationship, but its always tough when I'm single. lol! -sigh-
The promiscuous one usually ends up as a big tease too.
Offtopic:
I have no problem attracting girls when I'm in a relationship, but its always tough when I'm single. lol! -sigh-
so freakin tru, they can smell it.
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It's funny how these stereotypes work out from time to time. However, knowing this...if you play your cards right...none of these things ever become an issue.
Dilemma #1- The Fat one aka Cockblocker
Solution: You always play close attention to this one first to first immerse yourself in to the group and once u win the friends over of the one you really want to pursue (the stuck up one cuz she's the hottest) they will drop their guard typically and leave you two alone.
Dilemma #2- The ***** of the group
Solution: Get a quick F or BJ out of this one if you feel like gambling with the "STD Wheel of Fortune" that night or pass it on to a buddy...there's always someone willing to "gamble" with the skank of the group
....Plus you aren't marrying the beyotch
Dilemma #3-Hottest one/Stuck up chick/Gold Digger
Solution: Most of the hottest women naturally act "stuck up" for good reason. They naturally get hit on literally 24/7 so if you put yourself in their shoes you would be the same way until someone comes along and actually shows them that they are different and are their equal. From my experiences, the hottest ones are usually the most friendly and genuine people once you get to know them and break down their initial barriers.
Dilemma #4-Average friend
Solution: See Solution to #2
Dilemma #5- The "Grenade"
Solution: Sucks, but true...toss the "grenade" of your group back!
Eye for an eye baby LOL
Dilemma #6- The drama Queen
Solution: Shut her up by shoving your junk in to her mouth or let whoever is willing to deal with her at it. Sometimes these crazy hoes are the craziest in bed too(Korean lovers for example because we all know they are dramatic)
Dilemma #1- The Fat one aka Cockblocker
Solution: You always play close attention to this one first to first immerse yourself in to the group and once u win the friends over of the one you really want to pursue (the stuck up one cuz she's the hottest) they will drop their guard typically and leave you two alone.
Dilemma #2- The ***** of the group
Solution: Get a quick F or BJ out of this one if you feel like gambling with the "STD Wheel of Fortune" that night or pass it on to a buddy...there's always someone willing to "gamble" with the skank of the group
![Wink](https://my350z.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif)
Dilemma #3-Hottest one/Stuck up chick/Gold Digger
Solution: Most of the hottest women naturally act "stuck up" for good reason. They naturally get hit on literally 24/7 so if you put yourself in their shoes you would be the same way until someone comes along and actually shows them that they are different and are their equal. From my experiences, the hottest ones are usually the most friendly and genuine people once you get to know them and break down their initial barriers.
Dilemma #4-Average friend
Solution: See Solution to #2
Dilemma #5- The "Grenade"
Solution: Sucks, but true...toss the "grenade" of your group back!
![Smilie](https://my350z.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif)
Dilemma #6- The drama Queen
Solution: Shut her up by shoving your junk in to her mouth or let whoever is willing to deal with her at it. Sometimes these crazy hoes are the craziest in bed too(Korean lovers for example because we all know they are dramatic)
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Last edited by Rickdogg; 11-14-2007 at 10:45 AM.
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I love The Grenade! that made me LOL hehe.
IDK, I don't actually know any girls like that, but I see them, and their whole ho-train shenanigans at the bars & clubs. It sucks. It must really suck to be a guy. I am so sorry 99% of girls are stupid as ****, as detailed above.
Well, I'm not like that, and I can't be the only one.
Its tough - to find decent girls as friends, too. I am just really, really sorry that its so bad that there is an acutal detailed stereotype for typical groups of girls. ![](https://my350z.com/forum/images/smilies/icon16.gif)
that is why I am not a lesbian LMAO juuust kidding haha nah guys rock more.
IDK, I don't actually know any girls like that, but I see them, and their whole ho-train shenanigans at the bars & clubs. It sucks. It must really suck to be a guy. I am so sorry 99% of girls are stupid as ****, as detailed above.
Well, I'm not like that, and I can't be the only one.
![Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)](https://my350z.com/forum/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif)
![](https://my350z.com/forum/images/smilies/icon16.gif)
that is why I am not a lesbian LMAO juuust kidding haha nah guys rock more.
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Originally Posted by Zazoozle
I love The Grenade! that made me LOL hehe.
IDK, I don't actually know any girls like that, but I see them, and their whole ho-train shenanigans at the bars & clubs. It sucks. It must really suck to be a guy. I am so sorry 99% of girls are stupid as ****, as detailed above.
Well, I'm not like that, and I can't be the only one.
Its tough - to find decent girls as friends, too. I am just really, really sorry that its so bad that there is an acutal detailed stereotype for typical groups of girls. ![](https://my350z.com/forum/images/smilies/icon16.gif)
that is why I am not a lesbian LMAO juuust kidding haha nah guys rock more.
IDK, I don't actually know any girls like that, but I see them, and their whole ho-train shenanigans at the bars & clubs. It sucks. It must really suck to be a guy. I am so sorry 99% of girls are stupid as ****, as detailed above.
Well, I'm not like that, and I can't be the only one.
![Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)](https://my350z.com/forum/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif)
![](https://my350z.com/forum/images/smilies/icon16.gif)
that is why I am not a lesbian LMAO juuust kidding haha nah guys rock more.
![](https://my350z.com/forum/images/smilies/icon39.gif)
Girls are dope whatcha talkin about?
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![Smilie](https://my350z.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif)
Girls are just naturally catty and competitive with one another for the most part. It's like what Chris Rock said in his last stand-up comedy..."When a man meets his friend's chick...he goes...'I need to find me a girl like her.' When a woman meets her friend's man...she goes...'I want him!'"
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Last edited by Rickdogg; 11-14-2007 at 11:03 AM.
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Originally Posted by Boneout JZA80
from observation is it me but every group of girls usually has the following:
- the fat one who usually is a c0ckblocker
- the "promiscuous" one aka the ***** of the group
- the hottest one in the group who usually is stuck up one unless you drive an E55![Wink](https://my350z.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif)
- the inbetween friend who isnt fine but she isnt ugly but she is the type of girl with a few shots of liquid courage you' give her a "beef injection" out of boredom but hate yourself the next day
- the really ugly one thats usually the nicest and she is also the one that the unlucky one in your group of guys takes for the team
- and last but not least the "drama queen" of the bunch who happens to ruin the mood for everyone because some how she runs into an ex or a girl she doesnt like at the club or party.....
hahaha.... can you relate to me or what?
feel free to add to my theory
- the fat one who usually is a c0ckblocker
- the "promiscuous" one aka the ***** of the group
- the hottest one in the group who usually is stuck up one unless you drive an E55
![Wink](https://my350z.com/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif)
- the inbetween friend who isnt fine but she isnt ugly but she is the type of girl with a few shots of liquid courage you' give her a "beef injection" out of boredom but hate yourself the next day
- the really ugly one thats usually the nicest and she is also the one that the unlucky one in your group of guys takes for the team
- and last but not least the "drama queen" of the bunch who happens to ruin the mood for everyone because some how she runs into an ex or a girl she doesnt like at the club or party.....
hahaha.... can you relate to me or what?
feel free to add to my theory
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i live in the oc..
i noticed LA girls are more likely to have Hollywood attitudes. some OC girls got it too.
i remember going to clubs/bars in arizona and just being wow'd at how much more nice and sociable the people are there..especially the girls
i noticed LA girls are more likely to have Hollywood attitudes. some OC girls got it too.
i remember going to clubs/bars in arizona and just being wow'd at how much more nice and sociable the people are there..especially the girls
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