ihatethatbobbarker

BullishZ

Saturday night I went clubbing in Ktown LA for my friend's birthday. After, we all went to BCD tofu house to eat. Eileen and her girlfriends joined all of us, and we had a really good time. Eileen and her friends drove separately, and since Eileen drove, she was following me back down to OC. I was heading south on Western heading to the 10 FWY.

This boxter with 2 euro ***s pass me on my right at a very fast speed. They seem like punks. They are stopped at the red light, and I approached the same light and stopped. I didn't want to look over, because I knew he'd instigate a race. I already KNEW I could whoop his ***, so I didn't even want to bother. The light turns green, and he lauches off... tires spinning and all. Instantly, my blood starts pumping as I react instinctively to start trying to chase him. He had about 3/4 car length on me... but by about 5k on second gear, I had already caught up to him. By third gear, I had passed him by about 2 car lengths.

The next red light approaches... and he stops next to me. He looks at me and sneers. I think he was mumbling something in some Euro language. Couldn't make out. But obviously, it was of negative connotation. So I yelled out at him "Hey, I thought Porsche's were fast! Are you sure that's a Porsche?" At my instigation, he replied back in a heavy accent "Your car is made in Asia. What a shame." Hhahah... what a dumb ***. He was trying to diss on what just OWNED him. He yells that he wants to go again... So we both launch at the green light. I overshot the RPM a bit so I'm spinning my tires, quickly reaching the dreaded engine cut-off point. It's pretty even at the first 10 feet or so, because of my crappy start. However, as soon as I shift to second, it's game over. I spank his *** once again, and I start slowing down for the FWY entrance. I look in my rearview mirror to see his ugly excuse for a Porsche pull into a gas station with its tail between its tires.

Another yuppie is owned... Eileen lectured me about the race and how dangerous it was... but a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do!

ihatethatbobbarker

AMEN

btw i dont consider the boxster a porsche,
a porsche is a beautiful sports car made in germany that halls ***.
the boxter is a way for them to make money so they can afford to make beautiful sports cars that hall ***.

BullishZ

Exactly. I hate boxter owners that couldn't afford a REAL Porsche... and then thinks he is superior to other sports cars just cause his car has the Porsche emblem.

BigBadBlackTrack

thats one of the best kill stories yet. you got to kill him not only once but TWICE! the boxter is a sad excuse for a porche.

keep them stories coming!

Z4KR

Great kill ... it may have been a diff. story if it was a Boxter S though!

ihatethatbobbarker

i ebat a boxster S by about a carn and a half, so eh should beat it with the Z.

Z4KR

Hey bob, is that before or after you busted the tranny? j/k ... that's good to know. I'll be sure to share that with my annoying neighbor. He keeps telling me how he'll beat my *** with his new boxter s. Currently he's driving a ML 320 though .... Go figure

BullishZ

Yea... the Boxter S is more of a sports car. However, I do believe the Z will beat it. Stock for stock. I guess it'd be a closer race than the regular Boxter.

ihatethatbobbarker

your still faster dont worry

the clutch went on the first boxster, would have had him too.
I found another one after the new one got put in, vindicated myself.

victory1

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https://my350z.com/forum/showthread....t=Mercedes+AMG

victory1

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this is a live photo, which i took on Winnetka Avenue. it was an Acura TL, or CL not sure, street racing a Mustang. the SUV was an innocent driver, trying to go on green. the 2 cars beat the red light... or ran it. upon impact the Acura driver lost his life, the SUV passengers were rushed to the ER in Northridge Hosp. the mustang got away but was later apprehended by the cops.

this scene was eerie, because you could actually see the dead body in the car. parents were going home and dragging their teens back to the scene to show what could happen in a street racing situation.

the picture isn't that close, but it is a white Acura(the one that lookes like an Accord coupe) that landed on top of a Toyota 4 runner.

joust75

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SoCalKid86

its all about smoking them Boxsters...they all think they have it goin on...when I see a Porsche these days tho, unless its a Turbo, I don't really consider it much of a great car anymore...I see so many of them here in Newport, driven mostly by idiots who can't drive anyways...I mean who the hell buys a Carrera with an auto and uses it as his daily commute car? or a mom hauling the kids to and from their private schools...


Boxster S's tho, shouldnt be a problem I've smoked one before.

ihatethatbobbarker

id love a c4s thank you very much

Sosa

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Didn't race one, but drove my cousin's 2002 C-4s... Very fast, handles better than the Z, rides better, yet comparable. IMO, not worth $90,000, but it's an awesome car.
About rice steamin... Took out an OZ rally edition Lancer with a "front mount intake"!!! At first i was like "babe, this thing is turbo'd!" to my gf, and she's like "huh?"... Then we got on the fwy goin about 50, i just kept it in 3rd so she didn't know i was gonna race, then he took off and i hit the gas... Pulled him like a **** to about 105... Then he flew by finally, then just sat there at like 70, i pulled up and then he takes off again... dumbass... after i didn't run he proceeded to flip me off and then drive away.

bobowah

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I smoked an 98 Mercedes E430 on the way to work.. He would not let me in to the lane so I revved up the rpm and he kept accelerating...

zerobanger

I smoke LS1 Camaro's , C5's and Mustang's regularly. Too often, actually. I'm waiting for the 350Z to race me (hasnt happen yet). I'm gonna give about 1/10th throttle, make it look like a race and when he think's he has me, I'll..."smoke him".

Should be fun.

ihatethatbobbarker

heh
i could do that to if i had bought an FD
it was my frist choice but i ended up not getting a used car

zerobanger

Yea, I put alot of $$$ into mine to make it like new (still need to paint it, but has new interior).

you never answered me...why do you hate Bob Barker?