Holy crap do I need to keep my f*ing mouth shut next time.

I basically cut a guy by mistake and he started yelling at me, i told him to f*ck off. I know i should've shut up but I didn't.

Now the guy's a fat balding early 50's in a green minivan.
Anyway he starts chasing me. Now we're not on the highway but downtown Montreal, so i'm trying to get away from him but it's almost rush hour and it's hard to make sense of all the one ways and the lights. So he ends up pulling next to me yelling and threatening to kick my ***.

The guy gets out of his car, dinging my passenger side door with his. I then notice his kids are yelling at me and so is his wife. I'm like WTF kinda family is that? No wonder kids are so f*ed up these days. These kids are sure to turn out great! One of the kids even threw something at me! Great lovable family i tell you. I wish i had my camera, it would've been great.

Anyway i manage to evade them for a bit and 2 minutes later they're back on my *** (i made the mistake of waiting at a red light) So the guy is driving like crazy, cutting traffic and such with his kids and wife in the car.

He manages to pull in front of me and gets out, there i'm almost trapped except for a small exit near his car, but the fatass is blocking it so i start backing up. His kid comes out (about 8 years old) threatening to kick my *** too. Through all this I must admit I keep taunting him and making fun of his family, so that didn't help matters, but I had to comment, those people were just too much.

The kid is right in front of my car and manages to kick the front fender! No sh*t. So the fatass is coming on my passenger side again, puts his greasy sweaty hands on my window (i had the top down) and then I see my chance, there's a bit of room to pass his car and avoid the kid.

I end up launching like crazy, burn the red light and manage to evade them. I'm telling you the whole episode took about 5-7 mins. I couldn't believe it.

I admit I should've shut the **** up, but I just can't. I need to learn to cuz it's gonna get me killed. I've dealt with crazy fat guys before, but never a rabid welfare family like this. I must admit humanity went down a notch today.

I never managed to get the license plate, i must admit I was under lots of adrenaline there, there's just something in people with road rage. So I'm screwed, I'll try to find their car, I think i saw them turn in their street so I may get lucky and find it, and report to the police. Maybe child abuse or something like that too, I mean what kinda parents push their kids to do stuff like that.

Really that had to be the most fu*ked up experience I've ever had driving. It was just unreal. And now i have a ding on my passenger dorr damnit

 

Did it ever occur you to just stop and call the mounties?

 

wtf is wrong with you. When you cut someone off ACCIDENTALLY, you should apologise, what in the world brought you to cussing out a family? And why do you think they're on Welfare? I agree that their actions are not defendable, not right, and should be scorned, but continuing to aggrivate them after they box you in is NOT SMART, or cool, or anything else you think you might have been proving.

Conclusion: You are kind-of a jerk

 

Correction: I AM a jerk unfortunately. It just came out without thinking, usually I would apologize but the guy was so gross and yelling and stuff.

And sun tzu said anger your enemy. Oh I angered them, I hope he won't sleep over this.

King tut if i stayed in one spot too long i was gonna get the car damaged, I had to keep moving and in traffic and downtown it's a bit hard to call the cops unfortunately.

 

Wow, insane. When people start yelling at me on the road, I take off.

I once had a guy pull a gun on me because he was in the wrong lane, and had to cut across the area where the yellow buckets are, to get to the offramp he wanted (which was the lane I was occupying). Apparently thats my fault so at the next stop light he was pissed, asked me if I "wanted some action" and pulled out a gun. Lucky me the idiot didnt shoot. If it was a real gun, I dont know, but the guy really looked like he was doped up.

Crazy world.

 

Anyway i think i'm gonna go on a recon mission, hope to find the car, I think i could recognize it.

 

Did it ever occur to you to get out of your car and kick the living sh*t out of the fat f*ck that slammed his car door into yours?! Oh man, I'm a pretty laid back guy, but if some road-raging ***** ever touched my car, I'd be out with mag-light in hand before you could say concussion!

 

That'S the kinda **** that's gonna happen to me if i don't stfu, damnit sometimes I don't speak when i should, most of the time i speak when i shouldn't

 

+1

You could have avoided everything if you would have just waved and said sorry to him... I know I've had my fair share of mishaps. I drive a little crazy, but I'm usually gone and the person doesn't have time to react or catch up I get on myself, because I don't want to hurt anyone...especially a family. Damn me, Damn Z! Guess that's why I left my license plate random, very random! When they asked me at the DMV, do you want this crapy set of plates or vanity plates, I just smiled and took them

 

I would've got out and beat the **** out of the whole family

 

LOL
Yeah the dad looked tough, the kids and the mom well it's another story... Tho the mom was big enough to be a man, probably why the man was so frustrated in the first place haha

 

Man people like that just infuriate me, about the point where he dinged your door would've been the time i would've lost every spec of self control.

 

I didn't think he had hit it hard enough to make a dent, though he put his weight on it and the guy was a fat **** so it probably caused it then. And what was i gonna do? Get out and beat the crap outta that fatasses and their kids? I don't see myself wailing on an 8 years old.

Man i want to call the cops and child abuse on those ****ers, that dent pisses me off big time.

4 lessons learned:

1. STFU when i get yelled at
2. Next time get the damn license plate
3. Carry a camera to get those idiots on tape, wish i had a camera phone today
4. No matter how low people are, you can always find lower. Thank God I didn't turn up like that.

 

You should have run over them all and done burnouts on their corpses.... geez wtf...

Seriously, if he dinged my door up like that I would have come out swinging with the tire iron.

 

You were wrong for saying F' You to them, but considering their reaction, they are not a normal family.

A normal dad would have had his wife and kids inside the car, and not outside with a stranger in an argument on the street.

You should report them toe CPS if you can. I guarantee you those kids have not been raised right. No 8 year old would have the ***** to go yell at a full grown man who is a stranger in the middle of the street. Unless they were raised by an abusive family.

Next time don't yell back, so atleast if they act crazy they can't blame you at all if you call the cops.

 

The title of this post is priceless.

 

be smarter on the road... there are tons of crazies out there... so do not do what "sun tzu" said... not a good idea... well im glad you made it out alive. but IMO you shoulda let em follow you to the police station.

 

i'm picturing this happening in my mind... and its awesome - but whats more more awesome than the actual story, is the thought of you pulling up to the same family in traffic again tomorrow...

 

If the dad keeps acting like that someone will end up shooting him....

You can't rush someone while they're in their car and expect not to get a weapon pulled on you these days.

 

No offence...but if you don't have the ***** to step out of your car and whoop the guy's *** after he dings your car....then you shouldn't have the ***** to yell "F you" at him.