I think I'll just go away for a few weeks.
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Originally posted by Flyingscot
No don't go! That's a quitters attitude. JmanZ will not have it.
If you'd like, I can talk to you about weight.
No don't go! That's a quitters attitude. JmanZ will not have it.
If you'd like, I can talk to you about weight.
Let's talk weight.
Yo mama is so fat
(HOW FAT IS SHE??)
Yo mama is so fat, for halloween she through a white sheet over herself and went as Alaska.
- When I yell Kool Aid, she comes running through my wall.
- When she turns around, people in the same room throw her a going away party.
- her class photo had to be taken from the air.
-...ummm..... off topic me thinks.
Alright, JmanZ had a couple beverages tonight. My bad. Not only are you not supposed to drink and drive, posting and driving... wait.... that's not right...... posting and drinking...er... drinking and posting is bad too.
ack
time for bed me thinks
-j-
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Funny Man Matt
Yo Mamma is so fat ... the National Weather Agency assigns names to her farts.
Yo Mamma is so fat ... her belly-button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters!
Yo Mamma is so ugly ... the dentist treats her by mail-order.
Yo Mamma is so ugly ... her shadow quit!
Yo Mamma is so ugly ... even the tide won't come back in.
Yo Mamma is so stupid ... at the bottom of the application where it says sign here, she put Sagittarius.
umm...
Yo Mamma is so fat ... she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says "Okay!"
Ha!
-Matt
Yo Mamma is so fat ... her belly-button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters!
Yo Mamma is so ugly ... the dentist treats her by mail-order.
Yo Mamma is so ugly ... her shadow quit!
Yo Mamma is so ugly ... even the tide won't come back in.
Yo Mamma is so stupid ... at the bottom of the application where it says sign here, she put Sagittarius.
umm...
Yo Mamma is so fat ... she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says "Okay!"
Ha!
-Matt
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Re: Funny Man Matt
Originally posted by mbuxton
Yo Mamma is so stupid ... at the bottom of the application where it says sign here, she put Sagittarius.
Yo Mamma is so stupid ... at the bottom of the application where it says sign here, she put Sagittarius.
My submissions:
yo mama is so fat last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
yo mama so dum she thought taco bell was a phone company in mexico
yo mama is so ugly she stuck her head out a car window and got arrested for mooning
yo mama sooo hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her!
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Does anyone else find this strangely arousing?
The unfortunate thing about gravity is the higher up you go to get away from it, the thinner the air gets. but, maybe the nitrogen levels stay the same, that ought to give you a boost ;->
I bet rocketscientist could give us the low down.
The unfortunate thing about gravity is the higher up you go to get away from it, the thinner the air gets. but, maybe the nitrogen levels stay the same, that ought to give you a boost ;->
I bet rocketscientist could give us the low down.
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Wow!
I've been away for 24 hours and look what happens. Well not to be outdone, the Flyingscot strikes back:
This story is entitled "The Power of Toilet Paper"
One day a man finds his wife gazing glumly at her breasts.
"What's wrong?" the man asks.
"It's my breasts, they're so small. What can I do?"
For a moment the man ponders his wife's dilemma until suddenly he gets an idea.
"I know, grab a handful of toilet paper and rub it in between your breasts until they grow large."
The wife quickly obeys her husband and, taking a handful of toilet paper, she begins rubbing her breasts vigorously.
After just a few minutes, she begins to tire.
"How long do I have to use the toilet paper?"
"Oh, years!" the man says.
"Years!" says the wife. "Well how do you know it works?"
"Easy!" says the man. "It worked on your ***, didn't it!"
I've been away for 24 hours and look what happens. Well not to be outdone, the Flyingscot strikes back:
This story is entitled "The Power of Toilet Paper"
One day a man finds his wife gazing glumly at her breasts.
"What's wrong?" the man asks.
"It's my breasts, they're so small. What can I do?"
For a moment the man ponders his wife's dilemma until suddenly he gets an idea.
"I know, grab a handful of toilet paper and rub it in between your breasts until they grow large."
The wife quickly obeys her husband and, taking a handful of toilet paper, she begins rubbing her breasts vigorously.
After just a few minutes, she begins to tire.
"How long do I have to use the toilet paper?"
"Oh, years!" the man says.
"Years!" says the wife. "Well how do you know it works?"
"Easy!" says the man. "It worked on your ***, didn't it!"
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