If any of you are like me and occasionally get crap from other drivers (especially here in Richie Rich Northern VA from the $20 Starbucks drinkin', Banana Republic wearin', BMW drivers), here are a few suggested comebacks (use at your own risk, the original poster assumed no legal liability, implied or direct, for actions that may result from the recitation of the following):

-BMW 3-Series: "Hey, how does it feel to pay $40,000 for a car yet still have Camrys and Accords keep pace with you?"

-Mercedes Benz SLK: "I've always wondered what a $50,000 Miata looks like."

-Chevrolet Corvette: "Got mid-life crisis?"

-Honda Civic, Dodge Neon, etc., etc., ad nauseum: "You can put a dress and all the lipstick you want on that pig, it's still a pig."

-BMW X3 or X5/Mercedes Benz ML class: "Did you just drop your kids off at soccer practice?"

-Cadillac Escalade/Lincoln Navigator: "Nice rapmobile."

-Any Audi: "Nice Volkswagen."

-Pontiac GTO/Toyota Supra/Mitsubishi 3000GT: chant "DIS-CON-TIN-UED, [clap, clap, clap, clap, clap], DIS-CON-TIN-UED, [clap, clap, clap, clap, clap]"

-Any pickup truck (preferably American): hum loudly the theme to "Deliverance" or in a pinch, the "Beverly Hillbillies" theme will suffice as well.

-Chrysler 300: "It's still not a Bentley."

-Honda S2000: "350Z: $33,000; S2000: $32,000; owning a car with some real torque for about the same money: priceless."

-Hummer H2: "You're not in the military, you poser."

-Any Ferrari: "Nice ride. What's the retail on one of those?"

BTW, I'm open to suggestions, post at your own risk.

 

I bag on hummer drivers by askin about gas mileage

 

I like the SLK as the $50,000 miata

 

hahahah whats the retail on one of those!

 

i got taken by a srt-4 once. he had alot done with the biggest ****ing intercooler ive ever seen. hes on base, everytime i see him i tell him "its still just a neon, and sports cars dont have 4 doors."

 

Lol.. i actually would just clap at a supra.... nice car. GTO's ehh... iffy =P

ChiShi

 

I had a guy tailing me a while back maybe a month ago. I had got too many tickets and it was a friday night with a lot of police officers pulling people over, so I didn't want to race. Well this guy behind me in a 3000GT wouldn't let up. It was a two lane road and the speed limit was 50, so finally I got fed up with it and got into the right lane. He pulls up and he had one of his friends in the passenger side and I hear him say jesus ****ing christ it's a little kid. Now I'm 20 years old and weigh 112 lbs and am 5'8", so I don't actually look my age. I was listening to Adagio For Strings by Tiesto and this dude looks at me and says to his friend "dumb f***ers listening to techno." At this point I turned the music down and said "what you don't like the music". I was thinking of coming back by telling him he won't have to worry about the music since I was going to leave his *** in the dust(I wish I had another one bites the dust playing). But this dude shocks the hell out of me by saying "what are you a fa*g*t, listening to that sh*@". I looked at him and replied "I don't know, why don't get on your knees and suck my dick, then I'll let you know whether I like it or not." Red light turns green Z beats 3000GT.

 

I had an H2 and loved it. Great for offroad and tons of room for friends. I hired a driver one night and went bar hopping with 12 other friends (14 total). Could not have done that in an H1.

Every unoriginal person that asked me about the H2 said "how's the gas milage" or "I bet it's hard to park." If you can afford the payments or can afford to buy the truck outright, gas is just not a issue.

Why do car people have to talk junk about others cars? Do you want everyone to only drive what you drive? Are you never going to change cars?I dont get it.

 

Man I wish I could get a chance to pull that one off.

 

If you are being harassed in your Z you are probably acting like a punk, hanging out in the wrong places, or hanging out with punks.

 

Asking the Ferarri driver how much the retail on his car is would enflate the owners self confidence and make him feel good as well as make you look like a low class punk who was never taught to not ask how much things cost.

Now I dont think you should try to make others feel bad, but if you intend to put them down, you should not give your mark an ego boost and make your self look foolish at the same time.

This stuff clearly fires me up!

 

No No... if u pass next to a FERRARI just say:

"Man... isnt that a Replica?"

 

I think people are influenced to ask what the price is from the movie Gone in 60 Seconds. The scene where the Carera and the Si are right next to each other and the Giovanni asks the guy what his payments are is to envoke him to race. The funny thing is that Si's aren't that expensive but that was probably the first import in a main stream american movie.

 

Your favourite colour is pink isnt it Salamander?

 

I can't take credit for this one, watch "The Fast and the Furious."

 

What do you say after they beat you?

 

So you told a man to perform oral sex on you....... You lose.

 

great thread

 

You must have not gotten the point of my post, this is not for harassing other drivers, its what to do when you are harassed. I drive normally and mind my own business but somehow, people still feel the need to mess around.

BTW, congrats on driving an H2, but for me, if my ride is only going to get 10 miles per gallon, I'd like something to show for it, like going 0-60 in five seconds instead of five hours. But hey, maybe that's just me.

 

I don't have anything witty to say, but this is by far the worst thread I have ever seen.

Those are the worst comebacks/disses I've ever heard.

8 lbs./6 oz. baby Jesus is crying right now.