I was talking to my freind and shes like yah i saw a Z but it was poop color. I was like whats that suppose to mean? Im like Brickyard? And shes like a goldish poop color. She was lucky i was having a good day. Damn

 

Tell your friend that a doctor can help her with that, and not to be afraid to get help for her bowel disorder. If she's having sunset lemans poop, she needs to get checked out.

 

I had two women at work tell me my car had "hips". They were talking about the fender and quarter flares.

I told them they were muscles, not hips

 

Went with my wife to her friends house to have a look at my Z...she comes out and goes..."it's so cute!!!"...i was like.."IT'S NOT CUTE"...i dont like cute either.

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My cousin told me it had ghetto booty I get the same old thing though that it isn't practical and I would have been better getting an SUV, although that has no practical purpose to me.

 

I think most women think small cars are cute.

 

I haven't had my car called cute yet, thank God. Or have it mistaken for another car. I guess I'm in SoCal....

Even my 54 year-old Asian mom called it "beautiful." I was like, now THAT's what imma talkin about....

and damn, those aren't hips, they're ***.

 

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Hips makes it sexy! Z is sexy!