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***** and the Z- READ
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For the past several days my ***** have hurt, really badly, and especially bad while driving the Z and right after. I have a couple of possible ideas why this is. First and foremost, I have what most people refer to as "low-hangers", so Im thinking the crotch rest in the seats is restricting them, causing them pain. I also thing that when pushing the clutch all the way down, my legs are really close together, again limiting crotch room. Has anyone else experienced this problem and does anyone know why it may be happening or how I can fix it? And please nobody says its because I must go "***** to the wall" fast
. I can just see that lame reply coming to hijack the thread. Seriously, anybody help? Thanks.
For the past several days my ***** have hurt, really badly, and especially bad while driving the Z and right after. I have a couple of possible ideas why this is. First and foremost, I have what most people refer to as "low-hangers", so Im thinking the crotch rest in the seats is restricting them, causing them pain. I also thing that when pushing the clutch all the way down, my legs are really close together, again limiting crotch room. Has anyone else experienced this problem and does anyone know why it may be happening or how I can fix it? And please nobody says its because I must go "***** to the wall" fast
. I can just see that lame reply coming to hijack the thread. Seriously, anybody help? Thanks.
I dunno, guess its worth a shot. They really never hurt when Im not driving the Z... Ive had them long enough, and for them to start hurting basically a week after I get the Z is weird, and they really hurt while clutching...
whitey tighties, yeah, tried em... they restrict all the time, so hurt more... the only things that work ok are boxer briefs that are like 2 sizes too large (thank god they have an elastic wasteband so they fit). I may have to go buy lots of these...
Dude, try "Jockey" Boxer briefs. Unbeatable comfort. Add 2 to the waist size and your there. eg...If your a 34" waist go 36". I think Dillards carries them. Snug, comfy cotton, and a large, supportive "pouch".
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Originally posted by wren57
I dunno, guess its worth a shot. They really never hurt when Im not driving the Z... Ive had them long enough, and for them to start hurting basically a week after I get the Z is weird, and they really hurt while clutching...
I dunno, guess its worth a shot. They really never hurt when Im not driving the Z... Ive had them long enough, and for them to start hurting basically a week after I get the Z is weird, and they really hurt while clutching...
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Dude, see a doctor!
Maybe they swell up with testosterone when sitting in the Z! Seriously, I have to agree with those who suggested you see a doctor. How old are you? How have you been able to get through life with such sensitive nutz? Ya know, riding a bike, playing sports that require "supportive undergarments", etc... Hell, how do you wear jeans?
Anyway, SEE A DOCTOR!
Anyway, SEE A DOCTOR!
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wren57 I'm a 4th year medical student and I would definitely recommend you see a Doctor.
That said, I have never heard of anything like what you are suffering from. I am not familiar with any "low-hangers" syndrome, and even if there were such a thing you would experience symptoms in many more circumstances then simply when shifting gears. Are you sure you don't experience these symptoms when performing any other activities (like when lifting heavy objects or coughing)? How would you describe the pain?
If you trully only experience this pain while changing gears, how have you managed in the past? Have you been driving an automatic? Have you examined yourself lately? Perhaps you have some sort of local process (i.e. infected hair follicle) that is being irritated only when you are seated and shifting. Look for anything out of the ordinary--redness, swelling, pustules--although I am sure if you found any of those you already would have seen a doctor.
Basically, your symptoms are anomolous in regard to the timing of their presentation and that is all the more reason to see a professional (Urologist). Don't stress about it, but don't put off following up with it either.
Good luck,
SS
That said, I have never heard of anything like what you are suffering from. I am not familiar with any "low-hangers" syndrome, and even if there were such a thing you would experience symptoms in many more circumstances then simply when shifting gears. Are you sure you don't experience these symptoms when performing any other activities (like when lifting heavy objects or coughing)? How would you describe the pain?
If you trully only experience this pain while changing gears, how have you managed in the past? Have you been driving an automatic? Have you examined yourself lately? Perhaps you have some sort of local process (i.e. infected hair follicle) that is being irritated only when you are seated and shifting. Look for anything out of the ordinary--redness, swelling, pustules--although I am sure if you found any of those you already would have seen a doctor.
Basically, your symptoms are anomolous in regard to the timing of their presentation and that is all the more reason to see a professional (Urologist). Don't stress about it, but don't put off following up with it either.
Good luck,
SS
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This is my nominee for strangest thread ever!
Yeah: see a doctor. There is a simply treated infection called "epididimitus" (sp??) that feels like you describe at its onset. But a bulge on the seat isn't going to cause a problem. Ever ride a horse?
Yeah: see a doctor. There is a simply treated infection called "epididimitus" (sp??) that feels like you describe at its onset. But a bulge on the seat isn't going to cause a problem. Ever ride a horse?
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I can't guarantee it, but this thread may just have to be printed in the fall issue of Sport Z Magazine.
Dear Mr. Publisher, I have Z-***** and seek your wisdom.
Dear Nut Ache: Use powder, a supporter of some type and consult with my350z.com. That'll be 10 bucks.
Z-*****. What a concept!
I love this job!
Bob
Dear Mr. Publisher, I have Z-***** and seek your wisdom.
Dear Nut Ache: Use powder, a supporter of some type and consult with my350z.com. That'll be 10 bucks.
Z-*****. What a concept!
I love this job!
Bob
Originally posted by chee-z-name
wren57 I'm a 4th year medical student and I would definitely recommend you see a Doctor.
That said, I have never heard of anything like what you are suffering from. I am not familiar with any "low-hangers" syndrome, and even if there were such a thing you would experience symptoms in many more circumstances then simply when shifting gears. Are you sure you don't experience these symptoms when performing any other activities (like when lifting heavy objects or coughing)? How would you describe the pain?
If you trully only experience this pain while changing gears, how have you managed in the past? Have you been driving an automatic? Have you examined yourself lately? Perhaps you have some sort of local process (i.e. infected hair follicle) that is being irritated only when you are seated and shifting. Look for anything out of the ordinary--redness, swelling, pustules--although I am sure if you found any of those you already would have seen a doctor.
Basically, your symptoms are anomolous in regard to the timing of their presentation and that is all the more reason to see a professional (Urologist). Don't stress about it, but don't put off following up with it either.
Good luck,
SS
wren57 I'm a 4th year medical student and I would definitely recommend you see a Doctor.
That said, I have never heard of anything like what you are suffering from. I am not familiar with any "low-hangers" syndrome, and even if there were such a thing you would experience symptoms in many more circumstances then simply when shifting gears. Are you sure you don't experience these symptoms when performing any other activities (like when lifting heavy objects or coughing)? How would you describe the pain?
If you trully only experience this pain while changing gears, how have you managed in the past? Have you been driving an automatic? Have you examined yourself lately? Perhaps you have some sort of local process (i.e. infected hair follicle) that is being irritated only when you are seated and shifting. Look for anything out of the ordinary--redness, swelling, pustules--although I am sure if you found any of those you already would have seen a doctor.
Basically, your symptoms are anomolous in regard to the timing of their presentation and that is all the more reason to see a professional (Urologist). Don't stress about it, but don't put off following up with it either.
Good luck,
SS
. Its not daytona blue ***** either, my GF treats me and them quite well
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! This is one of the funniest threads ever from a chick's perspective!
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Originally posted by wren57
Basically Im saying I have large ***** and they hang low.
It is a really dull pain covering the entire *******, not focused at any one point.
Basically Im saying I have large ***** and they hang low.
It is a really dull pain covering the entire *******, not focused at any one point.
