So today I was in a parking lot waiting for a friend and I see a huge pack of birds come out of no where and start walking around the car and i'm just thinking to myself, "One of these birds better not crap on my car..." Sure enough I look in my rear view mirror and see one bird land right in the middle of my spoiler, look me right in the eye, squat, crap, and fly away. I was pissed but thinking about it, that bird had some *****

 

Birds are *******s. After witnessing many **** on my car, i finally understand the hillbilly who invented bird shot.

 

you're welcome

 

birds of a feather flock together and **** on your car.

 

At least the bird came down and did it and not just fly by and drop a load. LMAO

 

lmfao hahahah. thats funny

 

That bird was gangsta...

 

here's the solution.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfoVa...&feature=share

 

^^ Lmao

 

Lol @ vid...

 

I just ready this and I must say that is funny. I had something somewhat a little different. I parked at a restaurant under a tree (big mistake). When we came out my black vehicle was white, and I mean real white. It like a 100 birds made a deposit. We went straight to a carwash for a quick wash down till I could clean it the next day. And when I left, it was still a dark eggshell color and we did the sprayer w/soap 3 times. Birds love our vehicles.