at the S4 owner that wouldn't race. You are a World-class jerk-off, sir. World ****ing class. I believe the exchange went something like this outside of a Houston gym? Yes? No?

Tough guy: (sets bag on ground) Nice color. What makes an S4 so special?
S4 owner: <gives brief detail about 2.7 biturbo, AWD, modified suspension from stock, etc., we walk around to the driver's side of my car>
Tough guy: Nice. But it won't beat this 350Z.
S4 owner: It will
Tough guy: You wanna race? Prove it?
S4 owner: No
Tough guy: No? You chicken?
S4 owner: Labels can be so nasty. I don't like labels. Let's just say I'm indifferent.
Tough guy: Hey, if your gonna make claims, you gotta bring your A-game (Now he's getting a bit loud)
S4 owner: I do. I just don't care if you know it or not.
Tough guy: A$$hole
S4 owner: Yes, I've got one. But I don't talk with it (gets into car).

He gets into the 350Z, peels away.

His gym bag is sitting on the pavement in back of where his car was.

 

I would have put the bag in the trashcan

 

so does the s4 beat the 350z in a race? and if so...by how much?

and what a moron that guy was(350z) excuse ignorant car enthusiasts.

 

those turbo S4 are total sleepers. With just a chip upgrade they are up to 300HP at the crank. And with some turbo upgrades they are in the 400 HP range.

Plus it has 4WD, if they get a good launch, our Zs are toast....

 

if they have a bad launch....turbo lags, we might win...

 

nahhh, I would have pissed in it, and returned it to the gym's front desk....

 

what is an s4? pics please...

 

lol, I'd have just taken the gym bag after watching that scene. I'd love to see tough-guy's face after he realizes his dumb *** forgot his bag there in his flurry of macho-ism.

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By the way... here's a link with a bunch of pics of S4's. The one being mentioned might be a bit older but still the look is mostly the same.

 

I'm glad you all find this as ridiculous as I do. I wish the guy was a member here so he could try to defend his asinine behavior.

Honestly, what kind of needle-dicked blowhard says, "you gotta bring your A-game."?

 

I raced a friends s4 in my 745i. His s4 had 4 people in it and my bmw had 2 people in it and i beat him by about 1 car length.

 

The kind that is in a 'roid rage all full of testosterone after pumping iron and staring at his self in the mirror for 2 hours straight that's who!