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When I was in school a kid on my foot ball team was hiding in bushes at night and throwing eggs at cars. He hit a mustang with an egg. The driver of the mustang did a 180 and came after him. He hopped out and chased him on foot and caught him. He beat him up and broke his arm. Then he ripped his shirt off and made him mop the egg off with his shirt.