bb1314

iTrader: (62)

You must be nuts messing with the true master
There is a reason why I am the Terminator
Remember in the movie Arnold ripped people's heads apart physically?
Take it up a notch and imagine I rip your brain out lyrically
Phunk I eat noobs for breakfast, lunch and dinner
Which meal you want to be served as? Just gimme a holler
Grade schools seemed to get to your head
Thinking it's the greatest accomplishment in life as a high school grad
That might be the case in the redneck world
You know them people swing on trees with silly squirrels?
Don't be dis-respecting that V-H-S
They caught the glory of the greatest sex
Time for you to quit and go back to school
Gain some respect and not sound like a tool

<3

Barnabas

iTrader: (15)

Im setting up a live battle!!! WE are gonna see how good you guys are away from the computer!!

phunkenstein

Graduating definitely is not a great accomplishment,
abolishment of your lyrics seems like a compliment.

Paris Hilton didn't need a VHS to fuck
she bucked a duck bent over like a ****.
We got the internet now, fuck a hard copy
Monica wants my dick cuz yours stays floppy.
She likes it sloppy and she calls me poppy
and it gets rough when she's on toppy.

fuck poppin a cap in your temple
I got two fists, let's make this simple
Like the Hindenburg, get popped like a pimple
Your ugly *** reminds me of Ren and Stimple.

Like Chewy, you's a hairy dumbfuck
looks like you got smashed with a fucking dumptruck.
Call me a redneck I never ate a duck.
In a fucking dumpster is where you'll be stuck.

Raginraj11

iTrader: (3)

Lemme put yall away once and for all
I got big money and yours is just small
Im a vet in this game and you a rookie
I eat you fools for snacks just like a cookie
And im hungry so its time for a feast
You dont know who u messin with I am a beast
I carry macks and ak's like the military
The only place u will end up is the cemetery
Im in a hurry to end this show, lets go
Theres no competition against my flow
Like Sean Taylor i like to make them big hits
I stack chips and take trips on big ships
I dont lose i only like winnin
Put ppl in trunks like they goin swimmin.

Chen

Doode the guy wetz is a n00b
He wishes to be dope but aint the pope
his rhymes are dooo dooo so's his breath
you aint nothin but a fake slim shady
Ya boyyyyy! my ***** fiyahhhh fiyahhhha
hiyaaaaaa fiyaaaaaa

phunkenstein

No one posts in this anymore -.-

I got a black Acura, a black Maxima
if you step to me then I'm taxin' ya.
Your girls ***, yea I'm waxin ya.
If she don't suck then I put caps in her.

I'm vicious and I still commit crimes
fuck mad bitches, to hell with pickup lines.
Step up to her face, see the reaction
then action is what I cash in.
All these hoes is makin' my dick itch
dont twitch cuz I ain't got time for you snitch.
Homies with the G's always holdin it down
it takes one hundred million Gs to take my crown
if you got that much still cant conquer us
no need to fuss, leave your face in the dust.

These little kiddies always talk about bustin' glocks
I knock they socks off, they even dream about gettin they rocks off.
Close your eyes put you to sleep
the heat from my technique allows me to creep
up on your honey so I can get my money
the idea of me fuckin your bitch, ain't that funny?

Chen

Phunk is going to suck....he has alot of time behind the computer to think.

Raginraj11

iTrader: (3)

All these noobs tryin to get up in my buisness
I only make records you can put me in the Guiness
Your girl saw me and said you can hit this
Call me hitman i carry around a hitlist
I lay down amateurs like its time for bed
Make them have nightmares from the rhymes that i said
My bloods cold red, no mercy when i spit
Let off shots and have them move around like they on the wii fit
Bids eye view of my prey, when i slay
I swoop down and dont give them anotha day
Only thing i care about are Nissans and Infiniti's
You boys are mad cause grown women be feelin me

phunkenstein

You think you rich or suttin'? bitch you frontin'
my bitch makes sure you gettin nuttin'.
Like Ernie Ells you puttin'
got my knives cut cuz it's you I'm cuttin'.
My styles long ranged and your flows untamed,
you can't be wild, homie, gotta stay maintained.
I bring pain with a flame from this game
puttin' a shame to your so-called fame.
Run bitches like red lights round this city
its a pity how yo flows sounds shitty.
You think that you can top-top me?
Like Rakim, I'm holy, so I drop-drop thee.
Yea, like KRS, most MCs act like they don't know
that any part of town is where phunk can go.

Chen

Phunk frontin like it aint nothin
oh shitzzz son!

ZS14RR

iTrader: (30)

Phunk should be disqualified from this thread he just used a line that i used couple pages back he FAILS on his originality

bb1314

iTrader: (62)

Yo I'm just gonna spit and let it whip
Phunk's got skill of 90 year old white creep
Bryan's Hispanic and got that crazy hair
No hablo Inglés battling him it's not so fair
Lets try to get this shxt together
I'm the king of Mid-A I'm like no other
You know you love me cuz I'm slick
Bishes worship me cuz I got the Chinky stick
It's 5-40 time for me to go home
Dropping the mic and pass it to my boy Jerome

phunkenstein

All these hoes say that phunk is a sinner
When they get fucked in the ass, you could say that I'm a winner
Smell somethin good in the kitchen, ask her whats for dinner
cuz when my dick get in her, you could say that I'm an inner.

I got sharp shooters with wild maneuvers
who put a gat to the back of the cap of faggot intruders
I spit venom at enem-ies, but please freeze
and say cheese when I pop caps outta these
weapons and cash on lay-a-way in my stash
your boy got no class
he takes out more ugly bitches than I do the trash.

ZS14RR

iTrader: (30)

E10 pointing out my hispanic hair
its ok i like it when Moni stares
phunk punk always talkin people gettin *******ed
GOD youre nasty you gay Shmuck
i speak enough ingles
cuz youre girl undertsands what i sez
shoud i start speaking like a gangsta
or keep it going like you wankstas
girls come left and right
but i gotta say your girl was pretty tight
once i got finished with tearing it up
it was looking nice and plump
too bad she wont feel anything from you but a tickle
cuz your packing a baby pickle.
phunk where do you copy and paste
all these lame lines what a waste
you sound like your from detroit city
the only white rapper is good but ur so pity
seems like you have alot of anger
you should calm down you ******

phunkenstein

Bryan, you obviously haven't heard of Brother Ali
you play with more ***** than your girl can volley.
Your dumbass parents spelled your name with a Y
but a fly guy like me knows to spell it with an I
you'll never tear up a ***** as long as you stay shy
a fly chick say "hi" and you'll get sloppy like a pig sty.

You think sex is nasty you faggot bitch?
Sight of a ***** makes your right eye twitch?
I make your bitches *** bounce more than the Dre hits the switch.
Click Clack a snitch put your ass in a ditch.

ZS14RR

iTrader: (30)

Brian, You are the trailer park version
i will cut ya open like a surgeon
you though ur girl was a virgin
you know in that cooch i could park a excursion
you mention buttsecks with men
im guessing your partner is chen
so you probably are teh ghey
please just stay away
your mother ever mention you were a accident
that abortion was her main intent
she said she didnt even know the father
so dont even bother
you have a cousin name bubba
its all cool were all brothas

GBoger

this has got to be the gayest **** I've ever seen! EVAR

ZS14RR

iTrader: (30)

you lost bud...how about you stay in the South East.GTFO

bb1314

iTrader: (62)

lol... why don't you try to claim that this is the gayest shit ever lyrically? Oh that's right you probably don't know how. (Do I sound like an ignorant 17 year old?)

GBoger

ok here's my lyrics...


All of you guys sound amateurish at best, I actually feel bad for you guys when i read these "rhymes". You're embarrassing yourselves whether you know it or not.

So who has the first single hittin the airwaves?