hold onto ur head, the official mid-A rap thread!
11-19-2009, 10:43 AM
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I've got a prime longer than a golden line
I shine with my raps, I don't need much time
to commit this never ending crime from my mind
and you'll find that I got mad flow with this rhyme.
Everytime I punch the gas I harass
and pass the class of the lowlifes who get no ass.
Let's take a look at this man for a hot second
its the phunk, the craziest rapping man Woody just reckoned.
First we got the P, flow runs in the family
gimme a nice beat 'n' every rapper will wanna channel me.
then I'll be high like the letter H
let life move on, every day turn another page.
Take a U like the first letter in under
I sunder more soundwaves than the sound of Thunder.
N gives me a zen when I attend
to my hen laying on the bed in the den.
It's oK to give me an applause
cuz I can afford all the letters, just use a penny jar.
I shine with my raps, I don't need much time
to commit this never ending crime from my mind
and you'll find that I got mad flow with this rhyme.
Everytime I punch the gas I harass
and pass the class of the lowlifes who get no ass.
Let's take a look at this man for a hot second
its the phunk, the craziest rapping man Woody just reckoned.
First we got the P, flow runs in the family
gimme a nice beat 'n' every rapper will wanna channel me.
then I'll be high like the letter H
let life move on, every day turn another page.
Take a U like the first letter in under
I sunder more soundwaves than the sound of Thunder.
N gives me a zen when I attend
to my hen laying on the bed in the den.
It's oK to give me an applause
cuz I can afford all the letters, just use a penny jar.
11-20-2009, 04:00 AM
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I slide off tracks like a bald Nitto tire,
and twist back cats skull caps like Omar on the Wire.
Take a quick sip of NOS and I get crazy AMPed [son],
I'm like a REDBULL in the ring and you know I'm the champ [one].
Ya'll dudes ain't ready for the shiit I'm 'bout to spit,
and some of ya'll cats smell fishy like some unwashed *****.
My words are kriss-krossed like some kids in backwards jeans, and I'll bet 1/2 of you youngins don't even know what that means.
I'm a BallPark and you're just an Oscar Meyer weiner,
bringin so much drama I might change my name to Tina...
and twist back cats skull caps like Omar on the Wire.
Take a quick sip of NOS and I get crazy AMPed [son],
I'm like a REDBULL in the ring and you know I'm the champ [one].
Ya'll dudes ain't ready for the shiit I'm 'bout to spit,
and some of ya'll cats smell fishy like some unwashed *****.
My words are kriss-krossed like some kids in backwards jeans, and I'll bet 1/2 of you youngins don't even know what that means.
I'm a BallPark and you're just an Oscar Meyer weiner,
bringin so much drama I might change my name to Tina...
11-23-2009, 01:05 PM
#144
Phunk's so Gay he spells it with a capital G.
Mid-A's filled with nut huggers like monkeys swinging on trees
Lets be real with each other and stop the front
You fat, you ugly and your girl's cunt
I'm no Brat Pitt and you're no Angelina
You bang a hobo who named Christina
Why are blond chicks so dysfunctional?
Why are ***** and brains always inversely proportional?
Why do guys here all lie about their height?
Why do Asian at clubs always get into fight?
Mid-A's filled with nut huggers like monkeys swinging on trees
Lets be real with each other and stop the front
You fat, you ugly and your girl's cunt
I'm no Brat Pitt and you're no Angelina
You bang a hobo who named Christina
Why are blond chicks so dysfunctional?
Why are ***** and brains always inversely proportional?
Why do guys here all lie about their height?
Why do Asian at clubs always get into fight?
01-01-2010, 01:52 PM
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Ethan, you ain't ever get no sex on yo bed,
you like a condom, lay teks on yo head
I get money, turn checks into bread.
Slither like a snake, hoes expect me to shed.
had to revive this for '10 :P
you like a condom, lay teks on yo head
I get money, turn checks into bread.
Slither like a snake, hoes expect me to shed.
had to revive this for '10 :P
01-05-2010, 04:55 AM
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I got my dradel in one hand
my dick in the other
Ones cuz Im jewish..the others for your mother
I'm not soft
No this isnt Adam Sandler's Hannakuh song
Just pass the purp and lets siphon this Bong
Kosher boy up in this hoe
Get me hot and watch my shmekel grow
Ill schtupp a shiksa
Ill schtupp a jew
Ill schtupp an Asian...and make her scream PICKACHU!!!!!
my dick in the other
Ones cuz Im jewish..the others for your mother
I'm not soft
No this isnt Adam Sandler's Hannakuh song
Just pass the purp and lets siphon this Bong
Kosher boy up in this hoe
Get me hot and watch my shmekel grow
Ill schtupp a shiksa
Ill schtupp a jew
Ill schtupp an Asian...and make her scream PICKACHU!!!!!
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01-05-2010, 06:03 AM
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Maybe that dude from Hagerstown needs to contribute. Anyone know if he drives a Z?
/jk
In the Mid-A, these lights will inspire you. These streets make you brand new. There's nothin' you can't do, in the Mid-A, Mid-A, Mid-AAAAAAA!!!!!
/jk
In the Mid-A, these lights will inspire you. These streets make you brand new. There's nothin' you can't do, in the Mid-A, Mid-A, Mid-AAAAAAA!!!!!
01-05-2010, 08:26 AM
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woodrow has no flo yo
hes like a baby tree
takes for eva to grow
O sh*t look at that rainbow
its calling old woodrow a HOMO
R.O.Y.G.B.I.V. FTW
hes like a baby tree
takes for eva to grow
O sh*t look at that rainbow
its calling old woodrow a HOMO
R.O.Y.G.B.I.V. FTW
01-05-2010, 05:56 PM
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I'm one of a kind like E-Lo's front bumper,
Keep both eyes on your girl, cuz if you slip I'll hump her.
There's no match to my style like Wong Fei Hong,
step up in this rap cypher, guarantee you won't last long.
I've been busy Fightin Foos, like my name was Dave Grohl,
left dudes up in here lost and wandering all lonely like Kurt's soul.
I got a split personality like Eddie Norton and Brad Pitt, but like rule number 2,
we don't talk about it....
Keep both eyes on your girl, cuz if you slip I'll hump her.
There's no match to my style like Wong Fei Hong,
step up in this rap cypher, guarantee you won't last long.
I've been busy Fightin Foos, like my name was Dave Grohl,
left dudes up in here lost and wandering all lonely like Kurt's soul.
I got a split personality like Eddie Norton and Brad Pitt, but like rule number 2,
we don't talk about it....
01-05-2010, 06:13 PM
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How white do I need to act to be an American man?
I was in Chinatown some crackhead asked if I'm Jackie Chen
This racial stereotype doesn't really **** me off
To me all white men look like David Hasslehoff
Driving an import doesn't make me JDM
With a name like Hung-Lo now that makes me the big man
I'm Chinese I probably know Kung Fu
My penis might be undersized but my car still looks cool
[drop the mic]
[walking off the stage with anger]
I was in Chinatown some crackhead asked if I'm Jackie Chen
This racial stereotype doesn't really **** me off
To me all white men look like David Hasslehoff
Driving an import doesn't make me JDM
With a name like Hung-Lo now that makes me the big man
I'm Chinese I probably know Kung Fu
My penis might be undersized but my car still looks cool
[drop the mic]
[walking off the stage with anger]
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01-06-2010, 05:44 AM
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Hold up hold up, your rhymes I ain't feelin'
got chips stacked higher than the Empire State Buildin'
Ethan, Jackie's last name is Chan
You'd know this if you'd seen Rush Hour my man
If I looked like Hasselhoff, I'd get more cooch than you could imagine.
Watch out for your girlfriends face because that's where I'm blastin'
I'm glad you acted like a real man when talkin bout your dick
but, for real, keep that outta my head you fucking *****.
got chips stacked higher than the Empire State Buildin'
Ethan, Jackie's last name is Chan
You'd know this if you'd seen Rush Hour my man
If I looked like Hasselhoff, I'd get more cooch than you could imagine.
Watch out for your girlfriends face because that's where I'm blastin'
I'm glad you acted like a real man when talkin bout your dick
but, for real, keep that outta my head you fucking *****.