hold onto ur head, the official mid-A rap thread!
10-27-2009, 01:56 PM
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ZS14 your car looks pretty boss
But take a second look those wheels are weak sauce
Talkin chit on Domo you need to lay off the pot
Keep on Keepin on, it will get your azz shot
Just be smart and bow down on your knees
This is my time to seize
Your lucky im in a good mood
Decided not to make this rap rude
But take a second look those wheels are weak sauce
Talkin chit on Domo you need to lay off the pot
Keep on Keepin on, it will get your azz shot
Just be smart and bow down on your knees
This is my time to seize
Your lucky im in a good mood
Decided not to make this rap rude
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10-28-2009, 07:33 AM
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Gotta get up and start this day with a bang
got my new Tims on and my neck filled with blang.
I'm shining like a star on this Broadway thang
up on stage, gettin paid puttin' you to shame.
Learn to R-E-S-P-E-C-T
or you'll get fucked up, be-lieve me.
Last night I saw my man Jay Z
perform on stage, what a faze, being cray Z.
His rhymes taught me everything that I know:
How to flow and go and blow up them shows.
Jay Z's not the only one that made me fresh
we got Mathematics and other songs by Mos Def.
Then you got KRS One keeping Hip Hop Alive,
while Rakim and Eric B. gave hip hop a jive.
Also got my man Nas raising the bar
and Premier and Guru from Gang Starr.
Tread lightly when you step on my game
because on these forums is where I put you to shame.
Yea, I put you to shame twice in that rap
cuz can't none of y'all mirror me that.
Notice how the shame comes in different places,
because you'll get fucked up in front of different faces.
More rhymes are needed in everyone's lyrics
one two or three doesn't nearly clear this
level of expertise of freestyling
write some more so your raps are worth filing.
got my new Tims on and my neck filled with blang.
I'm shining like a star on this Broadway thang
up on stage, gettin paid puttin' you to shame.
Learn to R-E-S-P-E-C-T
or you'll get fucked up, be-lieve me.
Last night I saw my man Jay Z
perform on stage, what a faze, being cray Z.
His rhymes taught me everything that I know:
How to flow and go and blow up them shows.
Jay Z's not the only one that made me fresh
we got Mathematics and other songs by Mos Def.
Then you got KRS One keeping Hip Hop Alive,
while Rakim and Eric B. gave hip hop a jive.
Also got my man Nas raising the bar
and Premier and Guru from Gang Starr.
Tread lightly when you step on my game
because on these forums is where I put you to shame.
Yea, I put you to shame twice in that rap
cuz can't none of y'all mirror me that.
Notice how the shame comes in different places,
because you'll get fucked up in front of different faces.
More rhymes are needed in everyone's lyrics
one two or three doesn't nearly clear this
level of expertise of freestyling
write some more so your raps are worth filing.
10-28-2009, 12:08 PM
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This shit is so dead today lets get it resurrected
I got some coffee from this latino mama she's a little busted
Trying to hide in my office and not get interrupted
Them old dudes just got to knock knock talk about them fools ball acting so candid
My brain so erupted
Got to get out of here and fix this thing that looks so erected
I got some coffee from this latino mama she's a little busted
Trying to hide in my office and not get interrupted
Them old dudes just got to knock knock talk about them fools ball acting so candid
My brain so erupted
Got to get out of here and fix this thing that looks so erected
10-28-2009, 12:33 PM
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Your girl so hot her facebook pic is not safe for work
Watch out them losers stalking around better stay alert
"Hey ma you so hot can I rock your world?"
No son you so ugly and your name is Earl.
Why don't AFCs ever give up?
Them cheesy picking lines followed with "wha lup?"
You ain't fly with that shirt says "Size matters"
You work at Clyde picking up peoples litters
Email me the master for some serious tips
Don't be googling youtube for some video clips
Watch out them losers stalking around better stay alert
"Hey ma you so hot can I rock your world?"
No son you so ugly and your name is Earl.
Why don't AFCs ever give up?
Them cheesy picking lines followed with "wha lup?"
You ain't fly with that shirt says "Size matters"
You work at Clyde picking up peoples litters
Email me the master for some serious tips
Don't be googling youtube for some video clips
10-30-2009, 03:51 AM
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Oh snap,
guess it's time for me to blow,
rhymes be inappropriate like that new Cleveland Show.
These words'll cut'cha like Adamantium claws,
with a sick mutant power that makes you bishes suck my *****.
Whipped a 350 since 2000 and 5, and yup it's automatic so no drifting when I drive.
Wrote this $hit on the train ride in, been student of hip-hop like those monks from Shao-Lin.
Now I could spit more rhymes like Bruce doin karate,
but I'm kinda thirsty now so I'm off to buy a latte.
[drops mic, walks over to Dunkin Donuts]
guess it's time for me to blow,
rhymes be inappropriate like that new Cleveland Show.
These words'll cut'cha like Adamantium claws,
with a sick mutant power that makes you bishes suck my *****.
Whipped a 350 since 2000 and 5, and yup it's automatic so no drifting when I drive.
Wrote this $hit on the train ride in, been student of hip-hop like those monks from Shao-Lin.
Now I could spit more rhymes like Bruce doin karate,
but I'm kinda thirsty now so I'm off to buy a latte.
[drops mic, walks over to Dunkin Donuts]
10-30-2009, 04:47 AM
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Oh snap,
guess it's time for me to blow,
rhymes be inappropriate like that new Cleveland Show.
These words'll cut'cha like Adamantium claws,
with a sick mutant power that makes you bishes suck my *****.
Whipped a 350 since 2000 and 5, and yup it's automatic so no drifting when I drive.
Wrote this $hit on the train ride in, been student of hip-hop like those monks from Shao-Lin.
Now I could spit more rhymes like Bruce doin karate,
but I'm kinda thirsty now so I'm off to buy a latte.
[drops mic, walks over to Dunkin Donuts]
guess it's time for me to blow,
rhymes be inappropriate like that new Cleveland Show.
These words'll cut'cha like Adamantium claws,
with a sick mutant power that makes you bishes suck my *****.
Whipped a 350 since 2000 and 5, and yup it's automatic so no drifting when I drive.
Wrote this $hit on the train ride in, been student of hip-hop like those monks from Shao-Lin.
Now I could spit more rhymes like Bruce doin karate,
but I'm kinda thirsty now so I'm off to buy a latte.
[drops mic, walks over to Dunkin Donuts]
My friend Wyzee may be on to somethin
The rhyme had me rolling, laughing and cryin
The truth he speaks no fibbin no lyin
10-30-2009, 07:05 AM
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We've got quite a problem at hand,
a bland man named LEK can stand
there and tell me my rhymes are stolen
that other rappers' lyrics are what I'm holdin'.
Let me tell you the problem we have
I'm gonna have to go back to the lab and take a stab
to show him that my lyrics are real
and I flow like the Nile without a record deal.
LEK, why do you think they call me the master
on my 350z that's where my name is plastered.
"phunk master" is what you'll see
and soon you might see it on TV.
I'm the master of this game of hip hop
you need to see what's real and never flip flop
on true lyricists who play this game
and other's lyrics is what I'm here to maim.
True pimps on this forum is what they claim
but they take a look at one picture and say "I came."
a bland man named LEK can stand
there and tell me my rhymes are stolen
that other rappers' lyrics are what I'm holdin'.
Let me tell you the problem we have
I'm gonna have to go back to the lab and take a stab
to show him that my lyrics are real
and I flow like the Nile without a record deal.
LEK, why do you think they call me the master
on my 350z that's where my name is plastered.
"phunk master" is what you'll see
and soon you might see it on TV.
I'm the master of this game of hip hop
you need to see what's real and never flip flop
on true lyricists who play this game
and other's lyrics is what I'm here to maim.
True pimps on this forum is what they claim
but they take a look at one picture and say "I came."
10-30-2009, 12:02 PM
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I fly like paper, get high off trees
if you catch me at the club, you'll see ya girl between my knees.
If you come around here, I'll slap that *** silly.
My words dominate cats like NY did Philly.
A prisoner at my desk, just a clockin' the SEIKO,
waitin' for my boss to say "Yeah Clay, you can go".
Headed to the Metro and goin' into the city,
hopin' to catch the 5:00 show of Paranormal Activity.
Some peeps are jackin' rhymes and ya'll know that's a no-no,
Damn, 3:59 almost time for me to go so, I'll end this now pack my bag and roll out. Now you clowns see this kid's got skillz no doubt....
[drops mic again, leaves stage]
if you catch me at the club, you'll see ya girl between my knees.
If you come around here, I'll slap that *** silly.
My words dominate cats like NY did Philly.
A prisoner at my desk, just a clockin' the SEIKO,
waitin' for my boss to say "Yeah Clay, you can go".
Headed to the Metro and goin' into the city,
hopin' to catch the 5:00 show of Paranormal Activity.
Some peeps are jackin' rhymes and ya'll know that's a no-no,
Damn, 3:59 almost time for me to go so, I'll end this now pack my bag and roll out. Now you clowns see this kid's got skillz no doubt....
[drops mic again, leaves stage]
11-05-2009, 11:38 AM
#72
There's a reason why they call me the King of Rice
Come look at my whip it sure is nice
I ain't street fighter like Kimbo Slice
But if you want to mess with me you better think twice
I don't bench cars for fun while killing time
I mentally murder you with my sick *** rhyme
Come look at my whip it sure is nice
I ain't street fighter like Kimbo Slice
But if you want to mess with me you better think twice
I don't bench cars for fun while killing time
I mentally murder you with my sick *** rhyme
11-05-2009, 11:50 AM
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Yo what's this whole fuss about N-Z-C?
Is it for real or just some fan-ta-cy?
The conflict between OG's and new Mid-A
It's up to me and abui to regulate
New kids from the block feel so disrespected
Coming up with random chit to try to get the club resurrected
OGs feel like they're rocking the cradle
The hate is too much for one little me to handle
Boys Boys can't we just all get along?
No homo but loving the same cars is where we belong
Lets not bash on each other on age and noobness
Lets show them fools N-Z-C's got greatness
Is it for real or just some fan-ta-cy?
The conflict between OG's and new Mid-A
It's up to me and abui to regulate
New kids from the block feel so disrespected
Coming up with random chit to try to get the club resurrected
OGs feel like they're rocking the cradle
The hate is too much for one little me to handle
Boys Boys can't we just all get along?
No homo but loving the same cars is where we belong
Lets not bash on each other on age and noobness
Lets show them fools N-Z-C's got greatness
11-05-2009, 12:02 PM
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Soon as ya hear it, you're gonna love my style of hip-hop.
My **** is everywhere like white dudes in brown flip-flops.
I get ill on a mic as if I had a case of swine flu,
rhymes are so bright I'll pull a Ray Charles and blind you.
I'm on a mission from God like Jake and Ellwood,
E10's rhymes stink and don't smell so good.
My words are tight like two **** in a small bra,
I see Chen's lips movin' and all I hear is blah, blah, blah.
This pen's a Lethal Weapon like Jet Li in a crappy sequel, I rap on and off beat cuz' you know I got no equal.
Lyrics are fat like a Kardashians butt cheeks, people shut the **** up when they hear the words I speaks.
My **** is everywhere like white dudes in brown flip-flops.
I get ill on a mic as if I had a case of swine flu,
rhymes are so bright I'll pull a Ray Charles and blind you.
I'm on a mission from God like Jake and Ellwood,
E10's rhymes stink and don't smell so good.
My words are tight like two **** in a small bra,
I see Chen's lips movin' and all I hear is blah, blah, blah.
This pen's a Lethal Weapon like Jet Li in a crappy sequel, I rap on and off beat cuz' you know I got no equal.
Lyrics are fat like a Kardashians butt cheeks, people shut the **** up when they hear the words I speaks.
11-05-2009, 12:25 PM
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Soon as ya hear it, you're gonna love my style of hip-hop.
My **** is everywhere like white dudes in brown flip-flops.
I get ill on a mic as if I had a case of swine flu,
rhymes are so bright I'll pull a Ray Charles and blind you.
I'm on a mission from God like Jake and Ellwood,
E10's rhymes stink and don't smell so good.
My words are tight like two **** in a small bra,
I see Chen's lips movin' and all I hear is blah, blah, blah.
This pen's a Lethal Weapon like Jet Li in a crappy sequel, I rap on and off beat cuz' you know I got no equal.
Lyrics are fat like a Kardashians butt cheeks, people shut the **** up when they hear the words I speaks.
My **** is everywhere like white dudes in brown flip-flops.
I get ill on a mic as if I had a case of swine flu,
rhymes are so bright I'll pull a Ray Charles and blind you.
I'm on a mission from God like Jake and Ellwood,
E10's rhymes stink and don't smell so good.
My words are tight like two **** in a small bra,
I see Chen's lips movin' and all I hear is blah, blah, blah.
This pen's a Lethal Weapon like Jet Li in a crappy sequel, I rap on and off beat cuz' you know I got no equal.
Lyrics are fat like a Kardashians butt cheeks, people shut the **** up when they hear the words I speaks.
11-05-2009, 06:11 PM
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me and my boy go back and forth witgh text messages.. here are a few i sent to him recently..
where do i begin...nuts on your chin?
Or maybe plop em on ya forehead ftmfw
I'll just keep my zipper up, and give u my frozen soldieRs in a ****in dixie cup.
Enjoy em at ur own pace,in your own place
just dont ever think you can ever win this juvenile lyrical race.......
2nd place was made for you, dont be sad and blue,
when im done with your moms i'll give your girl somethin to smile about too
...
A lyrical satan, I was thrown from heaven
Crazy like kevin spacey in the gangsta movie seven
Grindin' cause my spot at the top is bout as safe as a clerk at a 7-11
..up all night with my brain pickin' fights
Puzzlin' up these words til they fit just right
My style aint a left,its the opposite
If you make it to the top....
damn sure you'll be tossed from it!!
....
Your flows not bad... but i hope thats not your best
Them rhymes smell like your girls *******....after I shitted on her chest!
....
I can't stop the ryhme son..**** would be a crime young
The **** keeps flowing while my dick keeps growin
Laying on your girls tongue this monsters gonna ***.
but You know b4 i bust a nut..im a put it in her butt
cause you know there aint "NO SUCH THING AS HALF WAY *****!"
where do i begin...nuts on your chin?
Or maybe plop em on ya forehead ftmfw
I'll just keep my zipper up, and give u my frozen soldieRs in a ****in dixie cup.
Enjoy em at ur own pace,in your own place
just dont ever think you can ever win this juvenile lyrical race.......
2nd place was made for you, dont be sad and blue,
when im done with your moms i'll give your girl somethin to smile about too
...
A lyrical satan, I was thrown from heaven
Crazy like kevin spacey in the gangsta movie seven
Grindin' cause my spot at the top is bout as safe as a clerk at a 7-11
..up all night with my brain pickin' fights
Puzzlin' up these words til they fit just right
My style aint a left,its the opposite
If you make it to the top....
damn sure you'll be tossed from it!!
....
Your flows not bad... but i hope thats not your best
Them rhymes smell like your girls *******....after I shitted on her chest!
....
I can't stop the ryhme son..**** would be a crime young
The **** keeps flowing while my dick keeps growin
Laying on your girls tongue this monsters gonna ***.
but You know b4 i bust a nut..im a put it in her butt
cause you know there aint "NO SUCH THING AS HALF WAY *****!"
11-05-2009, 06:18 PM
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WYZIWYG, I think I saw a rhyme you used
before in my rap, so it seems abused
by you who cant come up with something new
so you rely on me to share a point of view.
Seems like the 350z Mid A group is in some trouble
got two groups tryin to start clubs, better make it double.
The youngins going to fast to try to start a collaboration
but the so called O-G's think they rule the nation.
I'll talk about this more tomorrow at work
so if anyone wants to rap it'll make me smurk.
Let's keep this thread afloat
so I don't have to resort to "I'm on a Boat"
before in my rap, so it seems abused
by you who cant come up with something new
so you rely on me to share a point of view.
Seems like the 350z Mid A group is in some trouble
got two groups tryin to start clubs, better make it double.
The youngins going to fast to try to start a collaboration
but the so called O-G's think they rule the nation.
I'll talk about this more tomorrow at work
so if anyone wants to rap it'll make me smurk.
Let's keep this thread afloat
so I don't have to resort to "I'm on a Boat"
11-06-2009, 04:12 AM
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Phunk,
my rhymes are original and sweet like those cookies, don't bet my stuff's fake or you'll be payin your bookies.
Genius like mine simply can't be touched, and your rhyme flow stinks like a burnt out clutch.
Me steal a rhyme, Oh Hell-to-the-No! Think I'm lyin' ask my man E-Lo!
Late for a class, so I got to breeze. Me? Steal folks' rhymes....oh child please!
my rhymes are original and sweet like those cookies, don't bet my stuff's fake or you'll be payin your bookies.
Genius like mine simply can't be touched, and your rhyme flow stinks like a burnt out clutch.
Me steal a rhyme, Oh Hell-to-the-No! Think I'm lyin' ask my man E-Lo!
Late for a class, so I got to breeze. Me? Steal folks' rhymes....oh child please!