hey guys i don't know what it is but there is this stick with a bunch of numbers on it in the middle of my center console and i didn't know what it is so i ripped it out and now everytime i drive my car gets really loud at around 30 mph and i can't go any faster and sometimes my engine smokes and also why the hell is there 2 breaks in my car one doesn't work.

 

lol.............................

 

A bunch of numbers on the center console eh, did it look something like.....

 

omg ! must be a mustang guy after a long night out.... man, it is ok ! get some sleep !

 

yeah dude it looked just like that so i ripped it out i guess they made a mistake in your car too you can call me and i'll tell you how to rip it out this weekend i go for the second break

 

 

what are u smoking or drinking????

 

Hello... and goodbye...

 

There is an easy fix to both problems. First, get the car in neutral and rev it to 6k rpms, now dump it into 1st. That should take care of all your problems. If not, just pull the big leaver next to the "center console" and slam your foot down on the gas until the smoke goes away. (Preferrably execute this step while facing a strong cement wall or a cliff)

Either way, it's an easy fix. Next time user the search button, NOOB!

 

This is the funniest thread i've read so far

 

this dude can not be serious........please tell me ur not serious

 

 

He's not serious. There is just no way.

Chris619: If you're serious, can you post a picture of what you've done to the "thing in the middle"? We'd like to see what you mean.

 

eh its total BS how can he buy it from somebody and drive it home and then realize theres a "middle thing with numbers" thats not suppose to be there...

 

*sniff* *sniff*

 

figures, I can has another ?