trash talk is just that...trash talk dont even trip. I on the other hand sacrifice looks for speed. to each his own. who cares what other think. just warm up the back hand and pimp slap them.

Yo momma is so nasty.... she's had more rappers in her than an ipod!

yo momma is so stupid.... she thought cheeerios was a donut seed!

 

dooood, 99 problems and a ***** aint 1. You gotta learn to brush people off, this type of **** happens all the time in life. WTF do they drive anyway, echos? The Z is fast straight from the factory, so if you are comfortable with that, and like to modify looks, thats your cake. They are indeed jealous. As a girl what she thinks, and there's your real answer. She'll come up to you and be like "o i love the way your car looks, do me". 1-2-3 you got them bro.

 

Dude that sux honestly I wish someone would try that **** with me I enjoy a good brawl every now and then.

I'm lame I dont have any moma jokes but thanks to this thread I have a lot.

 

yo mama's so fat, she got a parking ticket when she was standing on the street!

ur Z looks nice man, just ignore those haters

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thanks for the feedback guys! yea...i think i was just over thinking it. i never really had people talk **** to me before like that because im always nice and happy and stuff. hahah i mean i know what my future plans are with the motor. i just want to enjoy the stock motor for now and also i havnt even hit 5k on the odometer yet. haha i have a gruppe m intake, test pipe / y pipe and soon to be exhaust this sunday so thats a lil extra kick that'll keep me happy for awhile.

and for everyone who's post the y0 momma jokes keep em coming! there's some funny ones so far from a couple of u guys.

 

Yo momma is so fat, when she walks in front of the TV I miss an entire season of Friends.

Yo momma is so fat, after sex she rolls over and smokes a ham.

 

omg that was funny. LOL!

 

what exhaust are you gettin quan? screw the haters

yo momma so dark she went to night school and got marked absent..

 

yo momma is so fat when a cop saw her, he told her to break it up

 

In regards to the haters...Here's my opinon:
"Sometimes “the majority” only means all the fools are on the same side."
and "People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours. "

and....
yo momma so dumb on the way to Disneyland she saw a sign that said "disneyland left" she turned around and went home...

 

Yo momma is so old, she knew Burger King when he was just a prince.

 

screw them haters they probably drive some shiet box and make it go fast cause the car is ugly

 

I'll contribute as well:

Yo mama's so poor, on Christmas she told yo baby sister that Santa died.

 

lol cassssss moonn eeeeee

 

Yeah, dont let it get to ya. Everyone's got their own style and what they want to do.... You shouldn't have to take sh*t from others.

 

You bought a Nissan 350Z. You didn't buy some used car and modified it to be illegally modified street driven in So. Cal.