USC vs. UCLA
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Originally Posted by breakyoselfvq35
USC Has the crappiest dorms... UCLA has too long of a list to get it. Screw both schools. I hope the field lights on fire and both teams loose... 
i hope not....my family will be at the game!
A Trojan's only good ONCE... a Bruin is FOREVER
The Trojan army was defeated by the greeks who came up with the infamous Trojan Horse... shows something about Trojan intelligence...
Can't spell SUCK without USC.
I would never attend the UNIVERSITY of SCARED CAUCASIANS... that neighborhood is dangerous.
The Trojan army was defeated by the greeks who came up with the infamous Trojan Horse... shows something about Trojan intelligence...
Can't spell SUCK without USC.
I would never attend the UNIVERSITY of SCARED CAUCASIANS... that neighborhood is dangerous.
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Originally Posted by Wired 24/7
A Trojan's only good ONCE... a Bruin is FOREVER
I'm guessing you bRuin'd your life?
Haha after your edit you got some real good ones. First time I've heard the last one.
Q: What are the best four years of a Trojan’s life?
A: Third grade
Q: How do you get a USC graduate off your porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza
Q: What do USC and UCLA students have in common?
A: They both got in to USC
A: Third grade
Q: How do you get a USC graduate off your porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza
Q: What do USC and UCLA students have in common?
A: They both got in to USC
A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and asks, “Wanna hear a USC joke?”
The guy next to him replies, “Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I’m 6’ tall, 200 lbs., and I’m a USC graduate. The guy sitting next to me is 6’2”, weighs 225, and he’s a USC graduate. The fella next to him is 6’5” tall, weighs 250, and he’s a USC graduate. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?
The first guy replies: “Naw, not if I’m gonna have to explain it three times.”
The guy next to him replies, “Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I’m 6’ tall, 200 lbs., and I’m a USC graduate. The guy sitting next to me is 6’2”, weighs 225, and he’s a USC graduate. The fella next to him is 6’5” tall, weighs 250, and he’s a USC graduate. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?
The first guy replies: “Naw, not if I’m gonna have to explain it three times.”
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Originally Posted by Wired 24/7
Q: What are the best four years of a Trojan’s life?
A: Third grade
Q: How do you get a USC graduate off your porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza
Q: What do USC and UCLA students have in common?
A: They both got in to USC
A: Third grade
Q: How do you get a USC graduate off your porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza
Q: What do USC and UCLA students have in common?
A: They both got in to USC
well I'm in engineering school. about 9 in 10 students here don't give a **** about the sports teams.
good luck to UCLA though!
yeah my douchebag friend from USC is always wearing his fucla and don't bruin your life shirts
good luck to UCLA though!
yeah my douchebag friend from USC is always wearing his fucla and don't bruin your life shirts
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Originally Posted by Wired 24/7
well I'm in engineering school. about 9 in 10 students here don't give a **** about the sports teams.
good luck to UCLA though!
yeah my douchebag friend from USC is always wearing his fucla and don't bruin your life shirts
good luck to UCLA though!
yeah my douchebag friend from USC is always wearing his fucla and don't bruin your life shirts
After the game we usually have a family party, i will make sure to let all my SC Alum families konw about these jokes, i'm sure they'll love me for it! lmaoBTW your B-Ball team is full of BALLERS! So you guys need to support UCLA B-Ball!
I found a lil sometin somethin...but after your lines it'll be weaksauce..
Last edited by Amiricanmade; Nov 28, 2007 at 08:56 PM.
