Im sick of it. Tonite, I managed to track down the ****ers in a Green Ford Explorer license plate 4 mybibi. If any one see this vehicle in there area, they egg!!!!!!!!!!! ( I live in Imperial Beach btw)

posting this will probably get me nowhere, but hey, I thought I'd had to do something. Calling the cops won't really do much either.

 

Tell you what, wait by the window with a bat that was dipped in battery acid and when they come out of the suv, swing for the face. Promise you they will never egg again.

 

Rubber gloves + Battery acid + super soaker = win?

 

Flash camera from ambush?

Oddly enough someone tossed an egg at the side of my house yesterday - I wrote it off to the 10 year old who lives next door but your story leads me to think this is an area-wide event.

 

paint ball gun!

-j

 

Crack some eggs in their fuel tank?

 

+10

I aim for the face

 

Sounds like it's time you had a night under the stars and wait for the swindlers to come again and....well hell, let the long arm of the law do it's business. I ain't sayin it's right, I'm just sayin!!!

 

Find out where they live and slash their tires or something.

Don't just let them egg your stuff and get away with it.

 

hide in a bush and shoot them with a highpowered airsoft gun....

j/k


gluck with the situation

 

**** it, just kill the bastards. Lol jk jk. i would just go with the paintball thing.

 

LMAO hahahhaa i remember those days

 

Would it be smart to post there license plate on the internet?

 

Step 1:
Use a service like Licenseplatedetective.com for a reverse look up (29.95)

Step 2:
Locate and order one of the following boots ($299 to $499)


(note: make sure to dremel off the unit's serial number, and order unit with cashiers check & ship to alternate address. please remember that the "pitbull" type tire boots can be defeated by removing the tire, so spend the extra $'s)

Step 3:
Boot the mother on a Saturday night at home, or follow him to a non-surveillanced parking lot.

Step 4:
Post a "priceless recap" and savor your revenge

 

That's hilarious, but $299 to $499 is quite a bit to spend on getting someone back. I prefer cheaper alternatives.

 

yes, i don't see anything wrong with it when they have malicious intent.

Anyhow, if they were egging my car which would be vandalizing my property(on my driveway), i'd probably try and stop them at gun point, then call the police. However, if they tried to run away i wouldn't do anything since Ca seems to have a lame legal system. I should move to texas.

 

Tell me why it happened again!!!! AHHH!!! Im going to camp outside and wait with a baseball bat. Im ready to bludgeon someone.

 

Wow man.... I'd call your local PD and see if they can hide an officer in the neighborhood tonight.

 

best idea is to follow them once you see them come into view then shoot out their tires using nothing smaller then a 45 (9's just aren't loud enough, you need the shock effect here) order them out of the car at gun point, march them back to your house and make them clean up the mess they made using the shirts off their back while you splash them with chocolate syrup and rainbow sprinkles and make them repeat in a cheerful tone, "im a gimp every day not just for christmas, my master dresses me up in rubber suits and i do his bidding!"

 

^^ this reminds me of a bad acid trip