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LMAO - check out this CL ad...ahhahahaah
http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/pm...619410616.html
http://vancouver.en.craigslist.ca/pm...619410616.html
This isn't your normal skyline. This motherfcker is the skyline God would drive if he wasn't busy doing God sh*t like making tsunamis and crap. Its set up to go fast, and go fast sideways. Who doesn't like to get sideway?! Terrorists, thats who. Are you a terrorist? No? Then you need this car.
Handling? This car handles like a junior executive CEO. Go around corners like the devil himself is chasing you, and not give a fck.
Whats that? You like drifting? Well I've got some great god d@mn news for you. This car was a drift project of mine, and the last owner was planning on making it a drift machine too. Interior is for pussies so we got rid of it. Manly as fck. It literally oozes testosterone. So much so that its puddling up in the back.
Seats? this ******cker has got two. One for you, and one for the hot @ss broad thats gunna be all upons your dick after you buy this car. You're a girl? Sh*t works both ways. One seat for you, and one seat for that hot @ss dude you've been trying to hook up with for weeks. Deal with it,sh*ts getting serious.
Stereos and AC are for hippies. Fortunately this car has neither. Oh look at me, I like listen to Simon and Garfunkel and think about puppies. F*ck that. The only noises you're gunna be hearing is the ultra manly engine noises coming from this sweet turbocharged, intercooled, 24 valve inline 6. Sh*ts getting real, real f*cking fast.
This car has got a bright orange ebrake handle (b*tches love orange) with a drift button for those super ultra megahellatastic bar room brawler ebrake lockers. F*ck. Yes.
Now, I'll be honest. The wheels are a little lackluster, although everyones gunna be so focused on your super gangster drifting that nobody is going to give a f*ck about your sh*tty stock 16s. Don't worry, I've got you fcking covered. Its like we're in Vietnam and you just got ambushed by Charlie. Don't worry, friend, I've got your fcking back and I blow charlie to kingdom fcking come. For an extra $450 I can throw in some added p*ssy magnets for wheels, just don't come crawling back to me complaining that you're getting TOO much vajayjay. Bright fcking green 18s. Greens not your thing? Super legit silver 18s. Done like dinner.
This car has got 1.5 metric f*ck tons of awesome parts. Bride, Greddy, Brembo, the list doesn't f*cking END. It just keeps going and going, like the energizer bunny on speed.
You like going fast? Ever tried to outrun 24 police cars and 3 helicopters? You need this car. It will go so fcking fast that you may very well go back in time. It happened to me once. Just once, but it was fcking rad. Its like someone took a rocket and opened its mouth and poured steroids down its throat and and threatened to kill its family if it wasn't the fastest motherfcker you've ever driven.
I get it. You're busy, I'm busy, lets not waste time. If you're interested send me a message and I'll get back to you ASAP. You send me a message, I send you one right back. Thats how this works.
Handling? This car handles like a junior executive CEO. Go around corners like the devil himself is chasing you, and not give a fck.
Whats that? You like drifting? Well I've got some great god d@mn news for you. This car was a drift project of mine, and the last owner was planning on making it a drift machine too. Interior is for pussies so we got rid of it. Manly as fck. It literally oozes testosterone. So much so that its puddling up in the back.
Seats? this ******cker has got two. One for you, and one for the hot @ss broad thats gunna be all upons your dick after you buy this car. You're a girl? Sh*t works both ways. One seat for you, and one seat for that hot @ss dude you've been trying to hook up with for weeks. Deal with it,sh*ts getting serious.
Stereos and AC are for hippies. Fortunately this car has neither. Oh look at me, I like listen to Simon and Garfunkel and think about puppies. F*ck that. The only noises you're gunna be hearing is the ultra manly engine noises coming from this sweet turbocharged, intercooled, 24 valve inline 6. Sh*ts getting real, real f*cking fast.
This car has got a bright orange ebrake handle (b*tches love orange) with a drift button for those super ultra megahellatastic bar room brawler ebrake lockers. F*ck. Yes.
Now, I'll be honest. The wheels are a little lackluster, although everyones gunna be so focused on your super gangster drifting that nobody is going to give a f*ck about your sh*tty stock 16s. Don't worry, I've got you fcking covered. Its like we're in Vietnam and you just got ambushed by Charlie. Don't worry, friend, I've got your fcking back and I blow charlie to kingdom fcking come. For an extra $450 I can throw in some added p*ssy magnets for wheels, just don't come crawling back to me complaining that you're getting TOO much vajayjay. Bright fcking green 18s. Greens not your thing? Super legit silver 18s. Done like dinner.
This car has got 1.5 metric f*ck tons of awesome parts. Bride, Greddy, Brembo, the list doesn't f*cking END. It just keeps going and going, like the energizer bunny on speed.
You like going fast? Ever tried to outrun 24 police cars and 3 helicopters? You need this car. It will go so fcking fast that you may very well go back in time. It happened to me once. Just once, but it was fcking rad. Its like someone took a rocket and opened its mouth and poured steroids down its throat and and threatened to kill its family if it wasn't the fastest motherfcker you've ever driven.
I get it. You're busy, I'm busy, lets not waste time. If you're interested send me a message and I'll get back to you ASAP. You send me a message, I send you one right back. Thats how this works.
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Correctomundo!! And the look baller - gonna be all smiles when he leaves my house..
I feel the same about wekfest holmes - I got too much other shiet going on..
I feel the same about wekfest holmes - I got too much other shiet going on..
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For my DFW peeps..... spotted this on Slickdeals this am. (I'm a SD *****)
If anyone needs a Craftsman 2 1/4 Ton Jack + Jack Stands for $37 here ya go...
http://slickdeals.net/permadeal/6042...-wrench-set-10
Hope eveyone is rockin it.... not much new for me, except I got my 285's mounted yesterday, loving the fat tires out back...
If anyone needs a Craftsman 2 1/4 Ton Jack + Jack Stands for $37 here ya go...
http://slickdeals.net/permadeal/6042...-wrench-set-10
Hope eveyone is rockin it.... not much new for me, except I got my 285's mounted yesterday, loving the fat tires out back...
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What would I be ??
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Been shooting models for the past 3 days !
girls working my set.
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Jake I hate you right now. I'm at a dealership looking at a truck and while waiting for the sales guy I read that craigslist ad. Everyone in the dealership is looking at me like an *** hat right now cuz I couldn't stop laughing...
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Nismo Spoiler Install
Hey I'm new to the forums and I'm really not all that great with working on cars lol but anyways I just got a nismo spoiler that I wanna put on my car but have no idea how so I was just wondering if anyone could help me with that for fairly cheap because I'm a poor college student haha
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Hey I'm new to the forums and I'm really not all that great with working on cars lol but anyways I just got a nismo spoiler that I wanna put on my car but have no idea how so I was just wondering if anyone could help me with that for fairly cheap because I'm a poor college student haha
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Hey I'm new to the forums and I'm really not all that great with working on cars lol but anyways I just got a nismo spoiler that I wanna put on my car but have no idea how so I was just wondering if anyone could help me with that for fairly cheap because I'm a poor college student haha
You are more than welcome to come and see mine and understand what you will be in for. I think there are four holes that need to be drilled and then it's all about the mounting.