I went out to the parking lot about an hour ago and noticed that a very large and very ill bird had **** all over the roof of my car!! Its for times like this that I need to be packin a pellet gun in my car. I doubt I would be able to hit the offending bird, but taking a couple pot shots at it would probably make me feel better (and yes, my childhood was fine).

Grrrrr

 

It seems no matter where we park our cars, they will find you one day. I just hate those fat a$$ ones where it looks like the bird was on laxative or something. Just in case carry some detailer spray and microfiber towels in the trunk works for me.

 

Seagulls on the Westside must die!

 

[QUOTE=Risk]I went out to the parking lot about an hour ago and noticed that a very large and very ill bird had **** all over the roof of my car!! Its for times like this that I need to be packin a pellet gun in my car. I doubt I would be able to hit the offending bird, but taking a couple pot shots at it would probably make me feel better (and yes, my childhood was fine).

But it appears your adulthood has taken a hit. It's just dirt for godsakes

 

I hear you, I live on a street lined with large maple trees, no matter where I park, those birds take aim. The other day I was washing the car and while drying it, some birds took a crap all over it!!!!

 

I feel your pain. I always carry a bottle of quick detail spray in the Z just in case of a bird attack. Hope it came off OK.

 

lol, kinda funny that the last 2 days ive had my car outside, some bird has taken a huge dump over the side of my car in the same exact place. The stuff dries on there and then is a total ***** to get off without ruining the paint.

 

Bird poo carries diseases that can seriously infect humans too.

That rhymes!