So I pull into this dive, just me and my girl in the car. When a white 911 C2 comes in revving his engine. I think to myself geese here we go, so I ignore him and go into the bar.

I'm sitting down just minding my own business and I hear this kid just talking all kinds of $hit about imports and how the 350z is just a kit car.

About 45 mins into it he decides to come over and try and get me to race, I keep ignoring him and eventually leave. On my way out he follows and finally gets me fired up. I told him I would take his $hit box any day, so he decided that day would be today.

I get in my car and hear the big F#@( the fool locked his keys in the car, not his car mind you his daddy's gonna kill him.... hahaha.... never laughed to hard in my life, as I get in my car and drive away.

 

Because I guess a German car isn't an Import?

 

Wow you have a pretty good temper for ignoring him as long as you did! What was his reaction when you were laughing at him? And do you think you could've taken him if you guys did race?

 

He was not the rocket scientist type.

 

Not sure It would have been close, I never raced a 911 before. However as far as me laughing in his face, Im 5'11" 200 lbs he was 5'8" or so maybe 150 and maybe just turned 21. I would have took care of the situation quickly.

 

That's hilarious. He probably would've missed 2nd anyhow. Or tried to acuse you of jumping the light.

 

My buddy has a 911 targa and the car kicks the **** out of my 06'

 

Yofool, the 911 would have smoke you. You got luck out.

 

Good story, but I doubt you would have won the race.

911 C2:
HP: 320
TQ: 274
Weight: 3,120 pounds
0-60: 5.1 sec
0-100: 11.3 sec

 

the 911 is a faster car... you would need some serious modification to be close to his..
or you need a god shifter like Alberto =)

 

drivers race.

 

So maybe it's a little faster, so what it's twice the price, you got a better deal.

 

Bottom line is the kid was probably driving daddy's car.

I would have made reference to it and told the kid to come back later when he has his own ride - probably an 83 honda.

 

 

every village has their idiot.