What's the best compliment you have gotten?
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Originally Posted by dspiel
woman leave their panties in my exhaust
And if I really wanted to pick up chicks with a vehicle I'd get a bike, nothing drops the panties like a crotch rocket
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Originally Posted by dspiel
thats because you are always here on the forum when you could be out collecting panties
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I'm stopped at a light with my window down(it was warm out) and this POS rolls up next to me, blasting music. A guy driving it, and this really hot-azz girl in the passenger seat. She started dancing to me, and waving, with the music. Too bad she had a guy with her.
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This one really is an insult from a guy with a huge truck that I was at a light next to with my gf in the passenger seat of my 240.
Redneck: nice tiny car
Me: thanks, it compensates for my large *****
My gf: hes right.
I thought it was funny.
Redneck: nice tiny car
Me: thanks, it compensates for my large *****
My gf: hes right.
I thought it was funny.
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Originally Posted by robbinthehood
This one really is an insult from a guy with a huge truck that I was at a light next to with my gf in the passenger seat of my 240.
Redneck: nice tiny car
Me: thanks, it compensates for my large *****
My gf: hes right.
I thought it was funny.
Redneck: nice tiny car
Me: thanks, it compensates for my large *****
My gf: hes right.
I thought it was funny.
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Originally Posted by robbinthehood
This one really is an insult from a guy with a huge truck that I was at a light next to with my gf in the passenger seat of my 240.
Redneck: nice tiny car
Me: thanks, it compensates for my large *****
My gf: hes right.
I thought it was funny.
Redneck: nice tiny car
Me: thanks, it compensates for my large *****
My gf: hes right.
I thought it was funny.
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Originally Posted by diwun67
You too?
And if I really wanted to pick up chicks with a vehicle I'd get a bike, nothing drops the panties like a crotch rocket
And if I really wanted to pick up chicks with a vehicle I'd get a bike, nothing drops the panties like a crotch rocket
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The best compliment I got was lipstick on the window. - Came out of a movie and saw: Call me Angie with phone #. I couldn't believe it. I'm married and the wife was with me so I just wiped it off. That's the best one to date.
Wife was like ... I'll kill that B!tc# !!! Lol .... She just laughed !! She knows I'm all hers and I do love her almost as much as the Z.
Wife was like ... I'll kill that B!tc# !!! Lol .... She just laughed !! She knows I'm all hers and I do love her almost as much as the Z.
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i took the girl i was dating at the time up to 130 mph. i slowed back to 80 and she looked over and said "that makes my p*$$y quiver" i promptly down shifted and stepped on the gas again.