This pertains to the "17 year olds getting Z's" debate...
12-17-2009 | 06:35 PM
#5541
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From: OK
Daddy problems?
So last night im chillin with the crew, decide to check out some new bar in town, some kinda redneck ****, ugly assed f@gs wearing leather waistcoats n ****. spend more on a silk tie than these b1tches spent on their rusty assed trucks.
Walk in, got every guys eyes on me, im infamous around here son. Get a table and order in some beers, on the house of course. Notice some guys across the room hollering about some **** so i walk over, turns out some local ***** is arm wrestling for cash, thinsk he hot ****, $10 a go. I lay down $1,000, and take a seat. Grip up and my arm damn near blocked out the sunlight, eclipsed his ***. I gave him a couple seconds to feel like a big man, highlight of his pathetic life, thinking hes got a chance with my strong assed self, next thing he knows SLAM bust his arm down, snapped his wrist in two, he starts screamin n ****, ruining my buzz so i knock him the **** out with a chair and order some more beers.
Me n the crew go back to my house, suppin some premium brew in my room, got some loud *** music on, next thing i know my dads banging at tht door, shouting some ****.Open the door and he starts gettin in my face about the music, telling me to shut the hell up. My ***** dad is aways trying **** with me tryin to look like a big man in front of my crew. Im about ready to knock him out, crews on my back telling me to wreck his skull so i grab him in a headlock and start running round the room. Crews hollering n **** seein his weak assed legs wiggling like a b1tch, hes whining like a ***** to let him go but i got his neck locked up in my polska grip and this b1tch aint going nowhere.
Swinging him around slammin his *** into walls n **** but hes still actin like a ****ing b1tch., wont shut the hell up so i think "**** this ****" and throw his *** right outta the window. About now crews on the floor laughing seeing my ***** dad go flyin head first. Hear him hit the dirt like a sack o **** so had a llook out the window and see him on the floor,, He aint moving so we throw some beer cans at his head n he starts crawling to the door moaning n ****.
Havent seen his *** since, ducked me at breakfast. B1tch had it coming, he wont try **** again. Im the man of ths house son.
Walk in, got every guys eyes on me, im infamous around here son. Get a table and order in some beers, on the house of course. Notice some guys across the room hollering about some **** so i walk over, turns out some local ***** is arm wrestling for cash, thinsk he hot ****, $10 a go. I lay down $1,000, and take a seat. Grip up and my arm damn near blocked out the sunlight, eclipsed his ***. I gave him a couple seconds to feel like a big man, highlight of his pathetic life, thinking hes got a chance with my strong assed self, next thing he knows SLAM bust his arm down, snapped his wrist in two, he starts screamin n ****, ruining my buzz so i knock him the **** out with a chair and order some more beers.
Me n the crew go back to my house, suppin some premium brew in my room, got some loud *** music on, next thing i know my dads banging at tht door, shouting some ****.Open the door and he starts gettin in my face about the music, telling me to shut the hell up. My ***** dad is aways trying **** with me tryin to look like a big man in front of my crew. Im about ready to knock him out, crews on my back telling me to wreck his skull so i grab him in a headlock and start running round the room. Crews hollering n **** seein his weak assed legs wiggling like a b1tch, hes whining like a ***** to let him go but i got his neck locked up in my polska grip and this b1tch aint going nowhere.
Swinging him around slammin his *** into walls n **** but hes still actin like a ****ing b1tch., wont shut the hell up so i think "**** this ****" and throw his *** right outta the window. About now crews on the floor laughing seeing my ***** dad go flyin head first. Hear him hit the dirt like a sack o **** so had a llook out the window and see him on the floor,, He aint moving so we throw some beer cans at his head n he starts crawling to the door moaning n ****.
Havent seen his *** since, ducked me at breakfast. B1tch had it coming, he wont try **** again. Im the man of ths house son.
12-17-2009 | 06:50 PM
#5543
12-17-2009 | 06:53 PM
#5544
12-17-2009 | 06:55 PM
#5545
You have already had to be given the "to", "too",and "two" English lesson today so now, even though I don't think you comprehend it yet, lets go ahead and start working on "there" and "their."
Wouldn't that statement make more sense if you stated that my parent didn't waste money on me.
Wouldn't that statement make more sense if you stated that my parent didn't waste money on me.
12-17-2009 | 06:57 PM
#5546
12-17-2009 | 07:08 PM
#5547
12-17-2009 | 07:47 PM
#5548
12-17-2009 | 11:01 PM
#5557
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From: Utah
12-17-2009 | 11:13 PM
#5558
Last edited by fowlman01; 12-17-2009 at 11:54 PM.
12-17-2009 | 11:35 PM
#5559
You say you are 18
No wonder you have daddy issues
Here is the uneditited but not near as hilarious version
Last edited by 1GR8350Z; 12-18-2009 at 04:16 AM.
12-18-2009 | 12:03 AM
#5560
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From: Orlando, FL
Dude you're fukcing baller status!!!! you don't have to take any **** from these posers, especially Hraes.... that dude likes to eat babies, lots of 'em...
Seriously, now that they're picking on you for "Daddy issues" all I can think of is that Emo kid from Big Daddy... are you an Emo looking for attention??
You should go to our O/T section, they're much more friendlier there.
Seriously, now that they're picking on you for "Daddy issues" all I can think of is that Emo kid from Big Daddy... are you an Emo looking for attention??
You should go to our O/T section, they're much more friendlier there.