Everyone posted the wrong steps.

#1 Trade someone else's jeep for someone else's 350z.
#2 Get rimmed up
#3 get killers system
#4 be knee deep in muff

Also his business... you can make $5k a month. You just need to sell some Acai juice... and get 16 friends to sell the juice, then those friends get 16 friends and those 16 get another 16 friends and one day you'll be making $5k a month. It literally happens ALL THE TIME AND IS A FLAWLESS BUSINESS PLAN.

 

I'm wayyyy off topic, should've read the thread before I posted

 

#5 is the most important.

 

#6. Post on forum how you crashed because of the "car".

 

I wasn't doing anything weird.
It just steered itself into the light pole. In the empty parking lot. At 3:48 AM. I was just driving normally...you know...like practicing shifting...and stuff.

 

 

get yourself lubed up & bend over every day for the next two yearz

 

OP aint coming back, he got got.

 

I LOLz at this hard. I'm done with the random people on facebook talking of Vema or vi-life or whatever. Hey should have known that if you want to make a lot of money and be your own boss, all you had to do was buy into their business plan BRO

funniest article I've read in a while

http://dicit-ei-pilatus.tumblr.com/p...ng-doesnt-work

 

This. Most of the people harassing the OP are probably no older. The irony.

 

For someone who "knows about the economy and business."

Annual income of $80K is in the top 1% of the world. Christ. I can guarantee you, if you find yourself with an office job making $80k a year you're going to feel damn lucky. Acting like that's something to stick your nose up too shows your character, how spoiled you've been, and how clueless you are to the job market today.

Sitting around listening to some asshat speak about getting rich, when he does nothing but talk all day about it. You sound like one of those asshats from Vemma. See: My earlier post.

 

Still trying to convince his dad since last time I was here